Make a fairytale wedgie story. What is you long or short tale?

I’m back... For now... Depending on how many of the ones im following answer this funny post... It depend on whether I stay or go.
With further or do her is the description base.

Must be an existing princess.
Turn her story into one with wedgies & your twist on it.

You’ll know when the question is down cuz I will show you a story I made up about the tangled Rapunzel. Hehe.
Make a fairytale wedgie story. What is you long or short tale?
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I will stay. But if I find a good replacement than I’m going. Here is your tangled Rapunzel story. I’m also editing the name.

Stretched out tangled ever after

There was once was a princess. Her mother craved the magical vegetable from the witches garden. So the royal couple made a deal with the witch. She had to give up one of the twins.
When it finally came time she gave birth to two girls. One with golden blonde, and the other with ruby red hair. She named the golden haired one Rapunzel.
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A quickly named name at that. Now the second girl she named Percenthia. She gave up Rapunzel to the witch. The witch came in, and asked which one. She pointed at Rapunzel.
Twenty years later.
Rapunzel awoke in her bed. She put her hair in a quick bun. Than she put on her yellow onesie. All of her wardrobe consisted of is onesie with openings in the back. Almost as soon as she was dressed. The witch said, “Rapunzel. Rapunzel. Wedgie down here.” So she hooked her special underwear to the latch.
Make a fairytale wedgie story. What is you long or short tale?
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