If you were famous, what would your scandal be?

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GoodManDave · Accepted Answer

I think that'd it be that I'm a joke for being Christian and trying to keep with it - not just a new age spirituality that they claim is ok, but I'm cautious, so I think the scandal would be that I'm a joke, like for not sleeping with a woman by the first three months, or that I'm not getting drunk and doing drugs.

Either that, or someone would try to take advantage of the fame and money and claim something not true... like I snorted coke off a dead hooker, or something messed up like that.

I think it also might be something political. I generally keep my politics to myself, but if I made the mistake of not being PC publicly, that could get me. Something I said 20 years ago to someone that was a joke or someone accused me of something racist when they misunderstood. or I'm a bigoted prude for not going to some orgy party and taking part, or whatever.

I suppose I'm not really dangerous or gutsy enough to be famous. I'd want to kind of be a role model or something, like something positive. I probably wouldn't be meeting someone super famous while alone and in their hotel room at 3am, unless I knew their reputation, or was just there to talk business and leave if they flash me or something. I'm not interested in sleeping my way to the top. I'm pretty clean-cut overall, and the clean-cut ones, with a few exceptions, tend to not be all that famous. I'd probably be too boring for most of Hollywood. Like I might be on the outskirts of fame. Go to some parties and work, then go home. Maybe be famous in some circles, but don't think I'd keep up with it.

Bananaman177 · Accepted Answer

Eventually it'll come out that I secretly purchased a small island, just like Epstein, but instead of using it for child sex trafficking, it'll come out that I built it as a training ground and was brainwashing dozens of kids to be perfect soldiers and assassins, loyal to nothing and no one except me, each of them ready to kill or be killed with no hesitation and no regret, with no higher ambition in life than to be a sword in my hand.

CakesNCream · Accepted Answer

It definitely won't be anything comparable to Tana Mongeau- that girl's a wreck.

It would probably be for sharing an unpopular opinion publicly and then getting a shit tone of backlash for it. Probably something like not agreeing with the idea of cultural appropriation, and telling people to grow up.

Ellie-V · Accepted Answer

Definitely not plethora of bs that overshadowed miss tana 😂 My scandal would probably be me stealing a handful of grapes from the grocery store.

JustinTheGreat · Answer

If I were famous then old comments would pop up and I’d get canceled on Twitter. I’ve said some stupid shit on the internet, most of it as a kid and teen. And I know people would find my old comments and put me on blast lmao

NamerOfStars · Answer

A really, really boring one; I live a pretty quiet life, and I doubt fame would make that change. Unless... If I just got bored and decided to stir up some publicity by calling up the National Enquirer (or whatever its modern equivalent is) and gave them a HOT TIP that I had been spotted punching out Klaatu to hijack his UFO, and bringing it to a beach party somewhere.

Kaneki05 · Answer

Honestly i would just see myself as probably the bojack type. Trying to be good but misunderstood. Then making mistakes and nearly making a big mistake. Making comments no one likes to hear but is 100% true. Like "Giving a guy a gun don't automatically make you a hero most people are assholes and giving a gun to an asshole just makes you an asshole with a gun". Then just staying in my house sleeping getting drunk and watching shows.

JeggingsMan · Answer

Not quite sure what one or more would be my down fall. Old comments on facebook, my porn rental history ( Pegging, Hermaphrodite ) but the way this world is now that would probably boost my populaity lol. More than likely with all the stupidity going on what would get people hating me is my support for the Police and Military.

jadspop · Answer

I love this question cuz you get to pick xD

So if say something like... Using company money to help people... Like using a company card to buy food or cloths for people down on there luck... Or buying land and developing it for low income families...

But that's of I got to pick... If pick something that even if it came out would make me look good..

Realistically?

Probably it coming out I have a criminal record...

Anonymous · Answer

that I was sharing my nudes only on here. Millions of horny babes and 3 ugly ones would join to see them, they'd share them, the world would fall in love with my body. Eventually they would build statues and monuments to memorialize my dong.

A psychotic bitch would kidnap me and chain me up in her dungeon/basement. Banging me on livestream and bragging on Facebook and Pinterest to everyone she hates and showing them that "she's not crazy".

She'd be a Star Wars geek, and worrying that someday my dong would lose it's powers, she'd Han Solo me, and encase my naked body, beautiful weeny and all, inside carbonite and become the richest person in the world charging people money to give me a ride. And while I'm totally encased in carbonite, somehow... I don't really hate the whole thing.

StephenCF · Answer

Politically incorrect literature. The only difference is I wouldn’t tarnish my dignity like many celebrities now by apologizing to the subhumans who can’t handle my brilliance. Either I live doing what I want, or be killed for doing what I want; no compromise!

Nalix · Answer

Knowing me it would be something a bit unique. It's no secret that I think the political Left are racist, arrogant, bullies, so no surprises there. Can't be a scandal if it's already well known. If I'm lucky it would be something sexual involving artificial intelligence.

Jjpayne · Answer

Girls ask guys! 110% they got a enough dirt on me to get a nice fat paycheck to the press 😂

devilish-cutie · Answer

just my behavior and probably statements id give... im generally nice but i dont care much for social norms and am pretty straightforward

Anonymous · Answer

I would be living a triple life as the Russia-China dictator (vying for the world), Billionaire philanthropist, and vigilante. I would be physically altered to assume all three roles of course. If all three lives were exposed I'd escape to my secret Island base and live out my days.

Anonymous · Answer

Being a non-apologetic activist for Christian moral values.
*anti-abortion
*anti-LGBT
*anti-SameSexMarriage
*anti-gun control
*anti-VAX
*anti-GreenNewDeal
*anti-"Equality Act" (courtesy of Nancy Pelosi whose pushing for this "act")

cheapshotbob · Answer

fishing on weekend with a few friends from the local church listening t country music. it goes against everything famous people think are dumb.

humanearth · Answer

Caught crossdressing

Failing to obey government

Encourage people vote for independents and get them to turn away from Republicans and Democrats

Hell I really can't even make up a good scandal. I suck at this

SirRexington · Answer

Probably for saying something highly controversial that upsets both sides of the spectrum and everyone in between. That or I got into a massive fight in public in someone I didn't realize was popular or famous.

zollo · Answer

Definitely from something iv'e said, not from my past as much as my present. Someone will always be mad at you so when your famous it's a lot easier for a bunch of people to hate you.

ThongQueenFlirt · Answer

My scandal would be me robbing and removing the body of Chadwick Boseman. And then I have sex with it. SSCCCandddalll!

Godofmyownwurld · Answer

Maybe leaked sex tape with my girlfriend, thatd be scandalous but not condemn my reputation. People have sex so what?💁

Flower7 · Answer

Even though I'm not famous, I have a long list of scandals going on already. So I have that area covered.

triff · Answer

Scandal this implies a negative aspect about myself The only thing I could think along this part of my life skiimimg off profits to give to poor

angeliquedevereux2 · Answer

Ableist tweets. Today we can say words like retard or midget freely but I can bet these words will get just as taboo as the n word or f slur.

RenWalker101 · Answer

Definitely getting drunk in public and dancing with women. No mask or social distancing. People were taking video and I'm not even famous.

flamiE · Answer

Leaked photos/video of me having sex with my man at a not so private place 😅

OldSchool_Metalhead · Answer

My scandal would be me being to controvercial against "sensitive" people lol

sandy343244 · Answer

Being considered weird for enjoying books more than TV/Movies..

elizamichale1 · Answer

Well if i was famous on a bigger scale it would have been because i would be a porn star and i can't really think what scandle can a porn star have

Oigit · Answer

Dropping off the face of the earth shortly after I become famous.

Definitely · Answer

Different opinions and actually seeing the reality which seems to be upsetting for many people

Akachan · Answer

Mine would happen within the kpop community and how i don't really listen to boy groups.

CherryRoseChampange · Answer

Mines would probably be that fact that I use GAG sometimes. 💀💀

abc3643 · Answer

Disappearing... I'd have the money to drop out of society like J. D. Salinger did.

Iceseeyou25 · Answer

Probably about me copying the movie a silent voice. Like my name, a basic history of me, then people debrating on if I copied from that movie and or reading my script. :D

miraclemilk · Answer

They'd probably leak that I was in a cult or something lmao.

Ifriqyan · Answer

My conservative views would probably be my """Scandal"""

FakeName123 · Answer

Telling people and especially media to shut their ideological mouths and do their job.

genericname85 · Answer

since i'm a man, probably assault or rape. cause that's the cool thing for scumbag women to scam celebrity men with these days.

RoastedToast · Answer

The scandal would probably be the reason why I'm famous. I don't know, making a meme out of myself or something.

Anonymous · Answer

Habitually peeing in other famous people's pools at their pool-parties.

ThisIsMyOpinion · Answer

I said something that doesn't fit the social agenda and didn't say sorry for it.

Anonymous · Answer

I'd probably be found to be sleeping with a trans woman

OpenWine · Answer

bet I would be called a racist since every fucker is so sensitive these days

Massageman · Answer

My scandal would be that I have NO scandals. Ooooooh- how scandalous!

FriendlyEnigma · Answer

Arrested for beating the shit out of local predators

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Probably being caught having sex with my wife in the woods somewhere.

sethstarr · Answer

I have too many nudes out there on the internet for them not to surface

thedevilsrip · Answer

Probably someone I had sex with before I was famous trying to say she had my kid knowing it isn't mine

Anonymous · Answer

Pedophilia. Not rapes, but pedophilia with 15 y-o or more

007kingifrit · Answer

oh if i get famous its definitely for invading Canada and annexing greenland. war crimes. the scandal is definitely war crimes

Feelicks · Answer

Killing another famous person in an old timey pistol duel.

SenseiSeptred · Answer

Being forceful about non-American ways here in America

jeremy_09 · Answer

i would like to be one of the Bling Ring people... or Bling Ring victims i guess i should say

Pete671 · Answer

Being found out receiving Gokkun from at least fifty transgirls,,,

EssenceOfLight · Answer

Sex sells, cheating or an affair with another celeb.

venomhbk1313 · Answer

I'd be known as The Love Doctor satisfying ladies to no end

Anonymous · Answer

Haha this is an entertaining one. I actually don't know what mine would be yet though.

Anonymous · Answer

That I’m a rude person in reality. I actually do try to be a nice person but somehow I piss off people without trying

YHL6965 · Answer

Probably being cancelled for having non-PC opinions.

lsjr16 · Answer

Prob nothing cause I would try to keep everything private

Anonymous · Answer

Sex tape dick pics having sex with on a live stream.

LesterJester · Answer

None, I'd be Keanu Reeves level

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