Why would you murder innocent barney!
It looks like he has the same plan for me lined up there. I mean those costumes are hot, awkward and heavy. How doesn't he have any branches or leaves on him? It's a setup, he'd have done the same to me. Barney urban camouflage is what's going on there.
How dare you call his beautiful skin a costume!
Good! Thank you! If he teabag you, just start talking about food. He usually stops by then
I see 🤔 good to know
Good luck brother 🙏
I'm black 👄
What the fuck are you on girl? 🤣
@420Rachel your stupid assz need to ask tour small dick white daddy and inbreed ass mother what the fuck what they own when they were raising you in a inbreed home while you probably was fucking your brother. That some white people shit 🤮
Her mom should had swallow her @420rachel look like she would let a dog fuck her 🤮😭
I'm fucking dying omg 🤣🤣🤣
This is better than youtube 😂
Been vacationing for a couples days and now i am back Beitches 💅. Thanks weird cat guy for MHO even though i am sure @420rachel would like it since she would love to go near Barney and get pounded 💁🏼♀️ you ugly Beastality tramp.
The system chose mho 😂 but welcome back weirdly aggressive anon girl 🥂
I want to be this bitch's friend 🤣
But like... Why you gotta be so rude? 🙃 Don't you know I'm human too? Jesus says treat others the way you wanna be treated
@420Rachel - You remind me a lot of my son. He always used to try and make friends with enemies. His name was Jesus by the way
What about an air hug?
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Fun fact: barneys iq is actually 200
Thank you for sharing you put a smile on my face 😊
😂 You better forgive barney though! Have you not heard the legends? If you don't make barney smile, he wipes away yours too 😩
Oh I'll make that Purple minon smile 😁 hahaha 😆
Fun fact: this barney is also a dentist surgeon. So if he wipes a smile, he always replaces it with a better one! Well... To his standards...
Oh great Dr Dental Nightmare 🤪
😂 I really wanna see that horror though. And ion even like horrors much
I love horror and mystery sounds like my life 🤪😆
My life's a psychological thriller trying to be a comedy :')
I totally agree with that I can see it being a #1 hit oh yeah it already is lmao 😂
Oh my God 😂 I just got a crazy idea. What if we lived in a world where our God is a movie lover. And in order for us to get into heaven, we have to make our life into a movie. But the catch is that we choose the genre at a young age. And once we choose, our fate is sealed. There are still laws and stuff and everything would be somewhat like it is now. So people in the horror genre would have to try to do their stuff in secret. But if they do well, they get in. 🤔
Very interesting concept. I see were you're going with it the plot but what if it's someone who couldn't make a movie mentally challenged things like that thank you for answering
I'm sorry wut 👄
I really want him in my yoga class
No he’s mine.
Umm shouldn't we let him decide who he wants? He's not your... Slave... Is he? If that were the case, then it would be better if he were with me. We'd treat him with decency 💅
I feel like they sing this in Brazilian preschools
I coached soccer and when the kids were in third or fourth grade they used to sing this during practice.
the purple who 👄
I want him to eat me
That's the spirit! And remember, just don't look at his belly! It's pretty straightforward though. You've probably heard the tales. *walkie talky noises* Okay I'm now getting word that you may walk towards him. Good luck sister!
Come here Barney :D Let's hug!!!
Uhhh... Barney? 🙃 You gonna say somethin?
OH SHIT I FORGOT HE'S A DINOSAUR
Can I bring my camcorder?
Sure but why? 😳
B- because if anything supernatural happens, I would ant proof!
Sheesh lemmie have a good time with my g barney, paparazzi 👁
look man! This is for your safety!
I am a grown man to protecc myself just ask if u want to join 👅
Umm 👄 ur 17, this is how the world sees you:
I am turning 18 soon 😭😤😤. I am a big man shuddup
not today u nat
😂 guess we'll have to find out! Good luck!
No! He just needs a hug man!
He can hug the business end of a 9mm Glock, or he can hug the crap in the boot of my car, while I drive him to the canal. Then he can hug all the shopping trolleys and other crap in there.
Who are you? Deadpool? 😯
Maybe this is why he's been acting this way! You must hug him man!
come on he doesn't bite anymore
iono man 😏 he does like a good tug
You'll end up here:
*smirks in Frodo*
*scratches head in Gollum*
*puffs smoke in Gandalf*
*swears in Gimli*
*Does badass backflip in Legolas*
*flips hair in Aragorn*
*gets wet in Arwen*
Okay damn you win this one ✋
*betrays you in Boromir*No, my friend. You win 🥂
*gasps in Pippin*
*licks lips in Orc*
*grins in Nazgul*
*creepily stares in Sauron*
Yeah you dressed as barney is a noYou don't fit the costume rightAnd why you stand like that with your legs spreadUh ohRofl
Hey that's not me! For all I know, it could be @Joker_
@Sonorous Thank you
@Joker_ You're welcome
Well yes, but when he's in his right mind. He's... been a little off lately
I have a really strong feeling that he'll turn back to normal once he's had his hug! What do you say?
He says to come over there and find out
I can't! We're not on good terms! Please just hug himm!
No. He might eat me😭
Look! If he does that, just take a chunk out of him! I mean we are carnivores 💁♂️
But I don't like the taste of dinosaurs. He will know I'm not gonna go through with it.And what u do 2 barney?
Fuck 😭 I just want him to be normal again Everything was fine for a while! Me and him were playing in the park and having an absolute blast! But then, when I woke up the next day... He was just... Different! I don't know 😭 that's why I'm just trying to get people to hug him. I just want my friend back!
Bruh that proof he's crazy. Run away from him before he eats you
No! 😭 I refuse to give up! He just needs one true loves hug! I promise!
It's not me. Me no luvs da barney
If you don't hug him, I think he'll find you and hug you 😭
I trusted you!
Hell yeah! Go! Go! Go!
Oh okay barney says u have no choice
barney would hug me
you must go up and hug him before he gives his version of what he thinks a hug is
you must go in replace of me
Fuck that! Barney and I aren't exactly on good terms. It's why I'm trying to find people for him to hug!
He just needs somebody to huuuuuugg! Ohhhh, yeah, he don't need too much! Just somebody to hug!
not me pal
You've changed man
i sure have
You have different pants on
you sure do
HELL YES !!!
you'd give barney a hug?
I would but we're not on good terms. Enough about me though. Are you up for it?
How hard will you grab him? ✍️🤔
Harder than a dick , lmao
Iono man, he's pretty upset rn and he needs gentle hugs!