Would you give barney a hug?

[Anonymous]

How could I not!

Umm... no...

Depends...

[razelove]

Oh yeah, me and that sketchy guy over at the tree line need to have a real tight mommy-daddy neck hug and a talk.

There's no two ways about it, that looks nothing like the show, that guy, girl, whatever is straight terrifying. If I saw them at a park the only option is to attack, it would be better for my kids to see me like that then that monstrosity coming from the trees. Just hug close and tight from behind and let it say hello to darkness, drag it back into the woods... and never go back to that playground again.

[Asker]

Why would you murder innocent barney!

[razelove]

It looks like he has the same plan for me lined up there. I mean those costumes are hot, awkward and heavy. How doesn't he have any branches or leaves on him? It's a setup, he'd have done the same to me. Barney urban camouflage is what's going on there.

[Asker]

How dare you call his beautiful skin a costume!

[Jjpayne]

Come here big guy! 🥺🤗

[Asker]

Good! Thank you! If he teabag you, just start talking about food. He usually stops by then

[Jjpayne]

I see 🤔 good to know

[Asker]

Good luck brother 🙏

[Anonymous]

You white assz honkies are sick as fuck i dont't know why the creator even created y'all weird ass fuckers. White women have sex with dogs and animals while the white men do sick crazy shit like this and think it all fine and danny when it not... also y'all into incest and fucking y'all mom, sister and daughters... sickos!!!

[Asker]

I'm black 👄

[420Rachel]

What the fuck are you on girl? 🤣

[Opinion Owner]

@420Rachel your stupid assz need to ask tour small dick white daddy and inbreed ass mother what the fuck what they own when they were raising you in a inbreed home while you probably was fucking your brother. That some white people shit 🤮

[Asker]

daddy chill

[Opinion Owner]

Her mom should had swallow her @420rachel look like she would let a dog fuck her 🤮😭

[420Rachel]

I'm fucking dying omg 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

This is better than youtube 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Been vacationing for a couples days and now i am back Beitches 💅. Thanks weird cat guy for MHO even though i am sure @420rachel would like it since she would love to go near Barney and get pounded 💁🏼‍♀️ you ugly Beastality tramp.

[Asker]

The system chose mho 😂 but welcome back weirdly aggressive anon girl 🥂

[420Rachel]

I want to be this bitch's friend 🤣

[420Rachel]

But like... Why you gotta be so rude? 🙃 Don't you know I'm human too? Jesus says treat others the way you wanna be treated

[Asker]

@420Rachel - You remind me a lot of my son. He always used to try and make friends with enemies. His name was Jesus by the way

[Virgo31]

I hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill Barney. With a one shot, two shot, three shot, four down with the purple dinosaur! I can’t remember the rest but everyone in middle school sang that rhyme 😂. No I wouldn’t hug him.

[Asker]

What about an air hug?

[Hannah_le]

YESS of course

[Asker]

I really want him in my yoga class

[Hannah_le]

No he’s mine.

[Asker]

Umm shouldn't we let him decide who he wants? He's not your... Slave... Is he?

If that were the case, then it would be better if he were with me. We'd treat him with decency 💅

[PaynefulPleasures]

I'd slap stupid out of him & then slap him for the reason 😂😆🤣
I love you
You love me
We're a dysfunctional family 🤪😆

[Asker]

Fun fact: barneys iq is actually 200

[PaynefulPleasures]

Thank you for sharing you put a smile on my face 😊

[Asker]

😂 You better forgive barney though! Have you not heard the legends? If you don't make barney smile, he wipes away yours too 😩

[PaynefulPleasures]

Oh I'll make that Purple minon smile 😁 hahaha 😆

[Asker]

Fun fact: this barney is also a dentist surgeon. So if he wipes a smile, he always replaces it with a better one! Well... To his standards...

[PaynefulPleasures]

Oh great Dr Dental Nightmare 🤪

[Asker]

😂 I really wanna see that horror though. And ion even like horrors much

[PaynefulPleasures]

I love horror and mystery sounds like my life 🤪😆

[Asker]

My life's a psychological thriller trying to be a comedy :')

[PaynefulPleasures]

I totally agree with that I can see it being a #1 hit oh yeah it already is lmao 😂

[Asker]

Oh my God 😂 I just got a crazy idea.

What if we lived in a world where our God is a movie lover. And in order for us to get into heaven, we have to make our life into a movie. But the catch is that we choose the genre at a young age. And once we choose, our fate is sealed. There are still laws and stuff and everything would be somewhat like it is now. So people in the horror genre would have to try to do their stuff in secret. But if they do well, they get in. 🤔

[PaynefulPleasures]

Very interesting concept. I see were you're going with it the plot but what if it's someone who couldn't make a movie mentally challenged things like that thank you for answering

[Asker]

I'm sorry wut 👄

[exitseven]

I hate you,
You hate me,
I'm gonna get a machete,
And cut your head right off clean,
Then I'm gonna shoot you with an M-16.

[Asker]

I feel like they sing this in Brazilian preschools

[exitseven]

I coached soccer and when the kids were in third or fourth grade they used to sing this during practice.

[Asker]

Dear me

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Fuck NO I hope the Purple People Eater kicks his ass!

[Asker]

the purple who 👄

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/CVn0F2egn7s

[Asker]

I want him to eat me

[420Rachel]

Givin me slenderman vibes... YES I WOULD HUG HIM!!! 💕💕💕

[Asker]

That's the spirit! And remember, just don't look at his belly! It's pretty straightforward though. You've probably heard the tales. *walkie talky noises* Okay I'm now getting word that you may walk towards him. Good luck sister!

[420Rachel]

Come here Barney :D Let's hug!!!

[Asker]

[420Rachel]

Uhhh... Barney? 🙃 You gonna say somethin?

[Asker]

[420Rachel]

OH SHIT I FORGOT HE'S A DINOSAUR

[Asker]

[_no_one_]

I'd body slam in cuddle in the wilderness rolling rolling.

[Asker]

Can I bring my camcorder?

[_no_one_]

Sure but why? 😳

[Asker]

B- because if anything supernatural happens, I would ant proof!

[_no_one_]

Sheesh lemmie have a good time with my g barney, paparazzi 👁

[Asker]

look man! This is for your safety!

[_no_one_]

I am a grown man to protecc myself just ask if u want to join 👅

[Asker]

Umm 👄 ur 17, this is how the world sees you:

[_no_one_]

I am turning 18 soon 😭😤😤. I am a big man shuddup

[Asker]

not today u nat

[The_Outlaw]

No. I bet that mofo is packing heat, a machete or more than a 3 inch blade.

[Asker]

😂 guess we'll have to find out! Good luck!

[Anonymous]

My mom said Barney tried to hug me as a child and I yelled at him, "Go away Barney! I don't like you!"

She said I hugged the Yellow dinosaur and the Green dinosaur but not Barney

[Asker]

Maybe this is why he's been acting this way! You must hug him man!

[najekim]

Target practice. I remember an old USENET group called alt. barney. die. die. die.

[Asker]

😭‎‎‎‎　　

[CaptainSmartass]

Nope. I'd shoot him for being creepy, but I'd never hug him.

Simples...

[Asker]

No! He just needs a hug man!

[CaptainSmartass]

He can hug the business end of a 9mm Glock, or he can hug the crap in the boot of my car, while I drive him to the canal. Then he can hug all the shopping trolleys and other crap in there.

[Asker]

Who are you? Deadpool? 😯

[Aurora1010]

Ewww no way lol
That looks weird

[Asker]

come on he doesn't bite anymore

[Mellifluous_]

Hee b eyes fwend if eye du? 👶

[Asker]

*smirks in Frodo*

[Mellifluous_]

*scratches head in Gollum*

[Asker]

*puffs smoke in Gandalf*

[Mellifluous_]

*swears in Gimli*

[Asker]

*Does badass backflip in Legolas*

[Mellifluous_]

*flips hair in Aragorn*

[Asker]

*gets wet in Arwen*

[Mellifluous_]

😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo

[Mellifluous_]

Okay damn you win this one ✋

[Asker]

*betrays you in Boromir*

No, my friend. You win 🥂

[Mellifluous_]

*gasps in Pippin*

[Asker]

*licks lips in Orc*

[Mellifluous_]

*grins in Nazgul*

[Asker]

*creepily stares in Sauron*

[Citizenkirk]

Better to give him a hug, than a tug.

[Asker]

iono man 😏 he does like a good tug

[Citizenkirk]

🧐🤔😧😮😯😲😣😖😐😬🤐😳🥺😐😶😑😱🤢🤮💩🤯💥🦨🌪️

[CaptainSmartass]

You'll end up here:

[pigoat]

Depends on which barney

[pigoat]

Yeah you dressed as barney is a no

You don't fit the costume right

And why you stand like that with your legs spread

Uh oh

Rofl

[Asker]

Hey that's not me! For all I know, it could be @joker_

[Joker_]

@Sonorous Thank you

[Asker]

@Joker_ You're welcome

[Texaskid1]

Does he makw sandwiches?

[Asker]

Well yes, but when he's in his right mind. He's... been a little off lately

[Pink6o6]

Umm no he's creepy af lol

[Asker]

I have a really strong feeling that he'll turn back to normal once he's had his hug! What do you say?

[amyismyname]

What's a barney?

[Asker]

He says to come over there and find out

[Jaylaa2000]

No.. u hug barney

[Asker]

I can't! We're not on good terms! Please just hug himm!

[Jaylaa2000]

No. He might eat me😭

[Asker]

Look! If he does that, just take a chunk out of him! I mean we are carnivores 💁‍♂️

[Jaylaa2000]

But I don't like the taste of dinosaurs. He will know I'm not gonna go through with it.
And what u do 2 barney?

[Asker]

Fuck 😭 I just want him to be normal again

Everything was fine for a while! Me and him were playing in the park and having an absolute blast! But then, when I woke up the next day... He was just... Different!

I don't know 😭 that's why I'm just trying to get people to hug him. I just want my friend back!

[Jaylaa2000]

Bruh that proof he's crazy.
Run away from him before he eats you

[Asker]

No! 😭 I refuse to give up! He just needs one true loves hug! I promise!

[Jaylaa2000]

It's not me. Me no luvs da barney

[Asker]

If you don't hug him, I think he'll find you and hug you 😭

[Jaylaa2000]

No!!!😭

[Asker]

I trusted you!

[PinkHamster]

He looks scary a bit

[Asker]

pshhhh nahhhhhh

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Just try and stop me

[Asker]

Hell yeah! Go! Go! Go!