Things you would say to a farmer but not to your spouse?

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Things you would say to a farmer but not to your spouse?

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Ez-Bri-Z Follow
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Lol I didn't realize you were turning this into an actual post.

¹ Need help milking them?
² Get me a hoe and let me plow those fields
³ Geeze look at the size of those corns

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- exitseven
  
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  @ez-bri-z Too funny.
  
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- Ez-Bri-Z
  
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  Lol tyvm!
  
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What a great hoe. The cock is out, take care of it 🐓. I will put my seeds in you. This peach is jucier than yours 🍑. Trim the front yard.

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I dont know but I have said to my spouse if she would like a roll in the hay and I would not say that to the farmer.

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  Thanks for the MHO
  
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You just stepped in pile of shit.
Get in the grain truck and go to work.
The horse came in your back door again.
Sheesh, pigs sure eat a lot.
Damn it, your barn door is open!

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"Get your tractor off the road."

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I have nothing today. LOL

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How's your ho?

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