What is something you should probably not say to a man?

[Anonymous]

[MrOracle]

If you make direct attacks to a man's masculinity - suggesting his penis is inadequate, or his ability to please a woman sexually is inadequate, or suggesting that his ability to provide is inadequate, or told him that you're going to cheat on him, then you've essentially gone nuclear, and you will NEVER recover from this. I can't stress this enough - if you EVER go there, your relationship with that man is OVER, FOREVER. It doesn't matter if you just had a bad day, were drunk, or whatever reason you want to think up - if you go there, you're done.

If a man feels that his woman loves him, most men would work themselves to death or face any risk - sacrificing his own life to protect her if need be - but the price of that is that he should be safe from that kind of attack from you. If he's not, then you literally have zero value to him.

[DenizLikesTennis]

I know it's late.

1. ''Why have you never had a girlfriend aka a long-term relationship''?

2. ''Are you a still a virgin?''

3. ''How much money do you make?''

4. ''What car do you drive''?

5. ''Are you like my ex-boyfriend or like this type of guy who would flirt well?'' Comparing/mentioning attributes from other men you know.

6. Telling your stories with your ex-boyfriend. Mentioning your ex-boyfriend over and over

Maturity, Intelligence and sense of humour is Sexy as whatever in a woman.

[purplepoppy]

Will you explain the offside rule to a group of girls?
Why do you men always say "that's going nowhere" when they tie something down?
Why's nowhere pronounced "no where" and not "now here"?
Can we try that vegan restaurant?
It's ok you didn't catch any fish, I do like the sunset photos you send.
Ok let me explain gender v sex once more.
Your friend who just got the big promotion, is he single?

[DizzyDesii]

I wouldn't say “Stop being a b—“
#1 because i hate that word
#2 because i wouldn't want to be called that in return
#3 because i think its one of the most degrading things a guy or girl can say to eachother
#4 because i feel its the ultimate dealbreaker type of vocabulary and will completely dead any future the two could have together

[Ray1980]

Like most things this can all be double edged. You could not want to say them to keep them interested or you may want to, to make them flee:)
A few sure fire ways to get me completely uninterested immediately

If a man is pursuing you don't bring up ex's or other men pursuing you. I instantly lose all interest once these things are brought up. "I have a boyfriend" is another one. "Do you want to be friends"? after a rejection. I don't know about other men but why would you torture yourself like that? I'm not a masochist so definitely not into that. Any of those things will turn me cold to her in seconds, in a romantic pursuing sense, like dead in the tracks.

[JamesDiaz11]

"A real man would..." (you're a woman, you have no say in what a real man is- other men decide that; this is purely a manipulation tactic to make him do what you want him to do).
"My ex was bigger" (if you want your guy to get a complex, go ahead an tell him this. Even if you disclaim it with him being the "perfect size," or how the other guy "hurt" this will forever kill his ego).

[ImNoOne111]

Saying bad things about height, penis size, how much money they make and anything which makes them feel like they are treated like a woman (not because we think women value less, but because we simply aren't women). Uh, a more personal one but if I ever showed the picture of my girl, you better not say bad things about her

[Claudia233]

That he is not good for something or someone else is better than him

[MCheetah]

"Your dick is smaller than I expected."
"You're shorter than I thought you'd be."
"You're more of a pussy than I figured."

[Exterminatore]

I’m a feminist, all sex is rape, have you been taught not to rape yet?


I wouldn’t say that to anyone if I were you.

[TrueConfection]

I'm stealing this one.

[Exterminatore]

Lmao

[worldscolide]

Anything that starts with "A real man would" followed by some kind of action.. Idiotic women who say shit like that wouldn't know a real man if he bit her in the ass.

[Asker]

The last woman I heard actually say that said "a real man would take care of his kids." I don't think she was an idiot for wanting her kids to have their father in their life.

[worldscolide]

while your situation is valid, its less than 1% of what i heard. You can disagree all you like. but what i said stands.

[lightbulb27]

"why don't you pull over and ask for directions"...

real men don't ask for directions, they just enjoy ending up where they are at!

[Asker]

Who is asking for directions in 2022?!? Do they not own a phone?

[lightbulb27]

I’ve had a few people ask me for directions… yes we still get lost these days.

[dustybiker]

Depends on the man. Some like to be insulted, it makes them feel loved. Of course it’s the intent too. You can emasculate a man, just don’t mean it. 😇

[Lionman95]

Belittle or keep talking about your ex and make him feel like he´s constantly compared to your ex boyfriend.

[LovingLoverReturned]

I agree.
Speaking about your ex "belittling" is a very very bad sign. These amateurs laymen have no idea.

[LovingLoverReturned]

I just mean doing so more than once or twice unwarranted...

[Phoenix-gb]

I wish I could find a boyfriend *like* you (especially if they're single and you know they like you already)

[Anonymous]

I think criticizing their honour and courage, questioning their manhood and make them feel inadequate and useless.

[Agagagagaga]

You described the sort of relationships a lot of men are in.

[OlderAndWiser]

You have a cute little peepee.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Probably the worst thing you could say to a guy is "you aren't anywhere near as good in bed as your brother"

[DaveJord]

Let's fuck!

Since I am Pro-hetero man, I think not only should I never say it, I probably would never think to want to say it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"Your brother does it better"..🤣
"You_____(fill in the blank) like a girl"...

[AmeerX]

"You can't understand the troubles I have"
" I have more troubles than you"
"Eww, you can't talk to me"
And things that try to play the victim card

[glennos89]

That his dick is small probably because that would take away his last bit off self confidence 😂😂😂😂

[Dburns1268]

I'm waiting for marriage
Or
My kids will love u!!

[sage2021]

Don't ever say anything derogatory about a man's mother to him. Those is fightin' words.

[andreasderjuengere]

A man (as in: man) will be capable to deal with any statement. And will respond.
Only boys are touchy or immature enough to act... ''girlish'' :)

[Lynn2001]

I hope people who are mentioning shaming his penis are the same people who stand against shaming men for having a small penis. I do not accept people who body shame.

[DermalPunch]

Can you do [insert sex act here] like my ex did it?

[Shy_Steve]

I reckon If you tell him he is a "Nice Guy", It can either make him think that you like him when you don't or make him think that you only like him as a Friend when you actually want to date him.

[bowenw]

You blew his buddies at a party after he fell asleep.

[Anonymous]

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[captain_voidwalker]

The worst thing a woman will ever say to a man is... I do, those are the 2 words they use to take away his freedom and happiness

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

Which are?

[007kingifrit]

don't ask us to explain all our emotions. they are very surface level with no subtext

[Asker]

Can you explain that?

See what I did there.

Okay, I'm done.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Your dick is tiny. I'm fucking your best friend. Let's go have brunch. Turn off your PS4 so we can go antiquing after brunch.

[GagsUgliestMember]

i drank ur beer, lol joke i hate beer, id say thank u,

[GagsUgliestMember]

to be honest, jus anything mean or bitchy really pisses us off

[GagsUgliestMember]

or anything stupid like this dumbass 15 yr old always says around here

[Jackblue]

You have a tiny penis, men are stupid, and I hate your mother are three big things.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Calling a man a coward, well at least for me. That seriously bothers me.

[dolemite89]

“i need space” a girl will never speak to me again if i hear those words lol

[Anonymous]

Never say I farted to your boyfriend, he'll throw you on the ground right there and have his way with you.

[Slim57]

I wanna have your babies, when you don't even know him

[YourToy69]

Your dick is very small, actually smaller than my ex's when compared

[Nolletace]

When you have the nasty dont laugh we will think is too small for you

[josephinelcajon]

"I thought it would be much bigger"

[littlelady050]

Damn I’m a woman and I felt this one 🥶

[whereismyjohnny]

Make comments about his looks or belittle him.

[MrOracle]

Constructive criticism is fine - guys realize if they're fat, or if they're wearing unstylish clothes, or that they may have some engine grease on their forehead, and if you're clearly trying to be helpful, most of us will welcome and appreciate that. Most of us are pretty reasonable about that kind of thing.

But, yeah, if you just say "you're ugly" or "Mark is way better than you" or something like that, it's completely different, and it's not going to go well.

[whereismyjohnny]

@MrOracle I agree. I think the same goes for us girls when it comes to constructive criticism.

I thought ''make comments'' as take digs at his look (something like you wrote in the second paragraph). I think it's something you should not say to anyone, not just a man tbh.

[MrOracle]

We agree. :)

[VanillaSalt]

Lol I got this… who hurt you.

[HighValue]

"I won't sign a prenup." Don't say that to a man.

[Asker]

I know a lot of people who say this because they don't believe in "dooming the marriage" before it even begins. I also think people who have that much money or assets that need protecting are early to let their partner know their money is their own rather than waiting until marriage or a proposal.

[HighValue]

Even if they have a regular job and income they should still get one. Just because someone buys a modest house and car, that doesn't mean it is okay for a woman to steal it from him in divorce.
It is very common during divorce for the courts to help women steal from the man, things that HE worked for and earned. Any intelligent man should get a prenuptial agreement signed before marriage. If she refuses, she is pretty much admitting that she is in it to steal from him. Why would she refuse otherwise?

[Seinna]

All those assets and money you have won't do you much good when you're old and wrinkly and alone :)

[Yucy_Gluttony]

'Sowwie, I'm lesbian and a feminist'

[siseñor]

yes u are 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[TheBootyChest]

How much money do you make?

[Apple1996]

That his penis is cute

[Charliefretz329]

That’s totally ok

[Guccigabbana18]

talk about your ex out of the blue

[Subarugirl]

My dick is bigger than yours lol

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao!!!

[Razp_Sorbet]

I fucked your brother

[andreasderjuengere]

Well - an ex told me just that.
I was ok with it (as my brother performed poorly, according to her :D )

[Exterminatore]

I had a similar experience. My ex wife told me I was not good in bed and thought it was funny to tell me as much until 4 or her 5 girl friends disagreed with her.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

What size is your penis?

[exitseven]

My old boyfriend was so much bigger than you.

[pass_the_celery98]

You call yourself a man?

[cookiecrusher]

It's your baby...

When it's not 😗

[Jay3344]

“Good God it’s so small!” Lol

[Seinna]

"Is it in?" xd

[Asker]

I think there was a sex in the city episode like that...needless to say, it did not go well, LOL

[Anonymous]

That you're a "strong, independent woman".

[Adam1978]

Damn right these are word that can be true but they should never be spoken. 🤐 Because that is devaluation of the guy. We men don't need a women, but we are smart enough to not rub it in the face of every woman we want to be with. So this goes both ways.

[Opinion Owner]

@Adam1978 I don't see it as a devaluation of the guy; I see it as a manifestation of her insecurities and/or an expression her feminist ideology.

Being independent is just being an adult. It's like proclaiming to the world "I wipe my own ass now". Really? Why did you feel the need to say that out loud?

Can you imagine a man saying "I am a strong, independent man"? Sounds pretty silly, doesn't it? Same is true of women, but for some reason some of them feel compelled to say it. It's a big red flag.

[Anonymous]

any Feminist mentally ill false victim bullshit.

[deshazoj2]

You have a small penis or you're short

[IsoUser]

Your balls seem small lol

[Anonymous]

telling a guy he is a "nice guy".

[Asker]

What, why? Literally, what is wrong with being nice? Look at the alternative.

[Opinion Owner]

Women in general have misconstrued/character assassinated the term to mean a guy who is nice but is either boring with no other qualities or a guy who is manipulative and an asshole pretending to be nice.

Usually what happens with a lot of guys labelled as nice is that they get played by a lot of women who pretend to be into them and use them for their resources/services until they've had their fill. Many of these girls will then go on to state that these men weren't really nice, decent people when they eventually discard them once they've gotten what they want from them and these men get upset at being used. Often times these girls also will use these guys to fulfill the duties of a boyfriend because the guy she is with (while being everything she wants physically/financially) is not doing it for her.

These men they obvious get upset and act out which women then use as ammo to tell people he was an asshole/manipulative person pretending to be nice; similar to how women get upset when a guy strings them along for relationship then drops them after his fill with sex.

Now you are asking is why these men don't just ask for relationship right away. Well 1. Many of them aren't confident to just go up and ask for relationship/sex since they believe women will be turned off by jut immediately asking them out without getting to know them 2. Many of these guys buy into the belief women care about personality far more than men and wish to improve their odds via showing the girl how good a person he is 3. Some of these guys just outright fear being rejected and having the dream of being with the girl be shattered.

[Asker]

Gosh, you really may need to hang around better people. Nice guy in my circle, means just that. I only ever recommend my nice guy, guy friends to my other friends for dating purposes because I know they will treat them well and vice versa. I will never stop telling a guy he is nice. That is a huge compliment in my book and if a guy takes offense to that, he has issues.

[Opinion Owner]

You need to have more global experience then. Your social circle view does not match with what is meant globally and what i've just said is the global view. You can see this first hand by many nice guy related topics here on gag.

[TX651]

Can I fuck you in your ass?

[UniquelyBasic]

Shame his penis