What are things a DENTIST can say that a guy CAN'T SAY to his PARTNER?

[AviatorTom]

Let's have some fun on this Whacky Wednesday, which is also "National Tell a Joke Day" in the United States.

What are things a DENTIST can say that a guy CAN'T SAY to his PARTNER?

I'll start things off...

"Now, rinse and spit!"

Add your favorite in the comments. And enjoy!

[Sour-rose]

"Does it hurt?"

him: Yes.

"Fantasstiiiic!"

My first dentist said that to me. I thought it was weird but I believe she was making sure I can still feel. Soo... thanks... doc?

[AngryCarl2]

Don't be too sure. My previous dentist enjoyed inflicting pain. I know that because he never used enough anaesthetic.

[purplepoppy]

You're going to feel a little prick in your mouth.
Lie back and relax this won't take long.

[Bricealan]

AND a 'little prick" it probably was too!!! LOLOL

[Jaximus-Lion]

You may spit out now.

You don't have a gag reflex?

I see a hole that needs some filling.

Stick your tongue out farther for me.

[Andres77]

Can’t you open any wider?

almost done, you can spit in just a second.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Unfortunately This Visit Isn’t Covered By Your Insurance.

[YesterdaysChild]

If I strike oil while drilling, I get half.

Can you juggle your chewing gum on your tonsils?

Did you have some bad garlic for lunch? Because your mouth wash ain't cutting it.

[ShesRad80]

its going to take more then myself to fill those cavities

[JackCarter]

What 💀

[ShesRad80]

@JackCarter you really want me to explain that?

(note to self--ok ok turn on healthcare professional)- well the private parts below the belt line are considered cavities. even in law enforcement, its called a cavity search when they check your private parts for contraband illegal items. my answer was something a dentist can say but a man probably shouldn't say to his partner.

[JackCarter]

Wow
Must say you have good sense of humor and intelligence!

[ShesRad80]

@JackCarter 😂😂😂💕👍

[Bricealan]

"Okay, now open wide', "Does that hurt" "Okay, bite down" " A little to the left" "Okay, you can rinse out now"

[OlderAndWiser]

I’m probably going to need to spend a lot of time in your mouth!

[FunkyMonkee]

Wait'll you get my bill!
See you at your next appointment.
Next!

[D_Bone_Steak]

Open your mouth real wide so I can put some of my junk in it.

[ArrowheadSW]

"This might hurt just a bit..." lol

[AngryCarl2]

"I'm not taking on NHS patients."

Yeah that's a UK thing, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous]

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick".😆😆😆

[XHopelessRomanticX]

It’s bleeding because you don’t floss

[AngryCarl2]

Oh I see, it's all MY fault? lol

[ShadezMcgee]

Don't bite down

[PBandJ_Nerd]

That their breath stinks? I don't know.

[helva]

I need to explore this hole.

[jennifer_bloom]

You can't pull that off.

[KatherineJ]

“Open as wide as you can”

[Sitaraxx]

"Bite down on this"

[exitseven]

This won't hurt a bit

[Huntingnfishin]

Spitters are quitters

[Anonymous]

Don’t swallow it.