Men, have you ever thought about acting more like a bear?

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With the whole man vs bear debate. It seems like men are missing the point that if they acted like bears women would like them more.

You could live in the woods, don't attack unless threatened, maybe even wear a cute little red crop top and eat honey 🍯

Men, have you ever thought about acting more like a bear?

Dargil · Accepted Answer

Once, when I was sleeping on the ground in the Smokies, I was visited by male Black Bear. He likely smelled my open corn chips and beer from a distance. He came by while I was sleeping and circled me enough to knock down the long glass. I think he bumped me on the back and I woke up, walked to my car to go back to sleep. He followed me to my car, put his paws up on the trunk lid and tried to look into the fogged up rear window. Then he sprayed one tire like a cat would and then walked away. The next morning, my beer and corn chips were gone.

The bear could have injured me but I wasn't a threat and bears can't see in the dark, either. But it could have gone badly. I won't do that again.

TadCurious · Accepted Answer

Apple I didn't realize there was a man versus bear debate. Pooh Bear is great however, but I do prefer using an indoor toilet.  Beary beary funny question! 🍇🐻

Kelly6 · Accepted Answer

@apple1996 if hubby acts like that it will be so cute

Pupweb · Accepted Answer

Lmao I love this question

FatNeville · Answer

I will start acting more like a bear, but not in the sense of a large, hairy, male homosexual.

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

Acting more like a bear? When I drove a London Taxi, I ranked up at Paddington Station.. does that count?

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I pretty much am a bear. Bear is my spirit animal, for sure. News flash: women don’t really like me. Ell oh ell!

ThaMaskedMarvel · Answer

What debate? Do you have a link to this debate?👀

matchrestore · Answer

Does it count if I "Pooh Bear" it around the house sometimes?

ManOnFire · Answer

Maybe I already do, except for the red crop top😂

MackBoy · Answer

@apple1996 from today onwards I will act like a bear, if someone why I am acting like that, I will tell @apple1996 from girlaskguys told me. LOL

Grond21 · Answer

Clearly all men should be bears and all women should be lynxes

DryGermanGuy · Answer

I think the last guy acting out as bear is currently doing 23+16 in the penitentiary for rape and sexual assault.

Pohjolan · Answer

Ok but don't complain when we are raiding you trash at 3 AM or staying in bed over winter.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Can i get the honey miss apples 🤣🤣 Winnie the pooh is hungry 😋

gorydetails · Answer

I have to sleep half the year then murder and eat my offspring?

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Not necessarily a bear, but an animal in general, yes😂

Lynx122 · Answer

I'll definitely conside acting more like a bear in the future :)

andreasderjuengere · Answer

The hunny detail sounds attractive. Anyhow - I'm not the type who enjoys winter hibernation.

FenixG45 · Answer

I'm a polar bear, not a honey bear, and in my experience women love that!

dolemite58 · Answer

I do like stealing picnic baskets and using trees to scratch my back when i can't reach it 🤔

Redstang88 · Answer

That’s pretty much me. Husky, hairy, sleep all winter and generally calm unless you get between me and my food

A_Nihilist · Answer

I thought this was a big hairy gay man question at first.  But now that I know it's not... I will be sure to jam my fist into the honeypot. :P

exitseven · Answer

taking a dump in the woods does nothing for me. The pine cones cause irritation afterwards.

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