You get $1,000 every time you annoy one person! What's the fastest way to become a billionaire?

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I would pull the circuit at the superbowl. There's millions of people watching so that's a guaranteed billion in the bank! 😉

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Ohhh that's going to be fun.

Abortion should be available on demand at any time during pregnancy.

Conservatives are totalitarian theocratic assholes. Want to know why people are increasingly leaving Christianity as time goes by? You. You are the problem. They see how fake and backwards you are, and want nothing to do with it.

Liberals are neurotic, uneducated sacks of entitled shit. Most people don't like you because you attack literally everyone who's not a carbon copy of you.

Christians are just dangerous cult members who seek to push their views and restrictions on others who DONT WANT IT. That's saying something because I actually am in a cult

Muslims can't proclaim to be in a religion of peace when literally 90%of terrorists today are of that religion. You don't see the IRA throwing gays off buildings. You don't see the Buddhist extremists stoning rape victims to death and you don't see Christian terrorists killing cartoonists over pictures of Jesus.

Wonder how much money I'll get now lol

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

Post gender bias or racial bias online

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

I would hack into both Android/Google and iPhone/iOS systems and release a patch for both... but it will only hack it's way into your data to learn which song you absolutely loathe with a passion, and it will keep playing it constantly and non-stop to personally annoy you, and there will be no fix to it, you won't be able to turn off your phone either, you either have to destroy it physically or wait till the charge runs out

if the hack doesn't not find your most hated song, it will just play Nickelback by default...

Tyrael · Accepted Answer

I'm not well known enough to get on TV, so here's what I'd do.

I'd go to a busy shopping centre in the city and scratch nails on a chalk board.

I'd use the inevitable infamy of that to promote my Twitter acc, on which I would post random tweets to annoy people such as "If only we had less women drivers on the road we could get those insurance premiums down."

Guaranteed I'd get an invite into a popular podcast or TV show off of that, where I'd do more of the same. Certain to get rich quick.

Vanidal · Answer

Broadcast a show of myself doing disgraceful things to all holy scriptures of all religion boasting how powerful I am against these so called holy things.
I aim for intergenerational annoyance in largest scope I currently capable to think of.
Not that I'm going to do it.
It's just an idea.
Though I don't know if I could last the angry mob to use those money. I'll give those money to all charity channel of all religion that I've mocked. I do this only to prove that I can win those money. Am I succeed? Or there's someone better?

Anonymous · Answer

Dude, the superbowl. I dunno if i can top that. ... here goes

Cut off Chesley Sullenberger's head off on live t. v.

Mock the star spangled banner on t. v. (Roseanne Barr)

Bludgeon a bunch of Kittens with Thor's hammer on live... you know what, all these are on live t. v.

Punch Taylor swift in the face... actually y'know what. Scratch that, that could go either way.

Man... this is fun. Gimme a little more time to think about this.🤣🤣🤣

Aerolyn · Answer

I know a way, but it's just too fucked up to say on the internet, lmao.

Blueeyes81 · Answer

Make a small mess at work. The lady I work with is anal about tidiness. She blows a gasket everyday when we get to work because things are not put were she likes them. I'm talking track people down and berate them as they are leaving. I'd be a billionaire in a couple of hours. Lol

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

As for me I would switch the power grid to OFF during the Super Bowl causing a blackout for the country.

NamerOfStars · Answer

The Super Bowl? I think the World Cup has a bigger audience- I'd probably go for that. Although I don't know if media coverage works the same way; a bigger number of media outlets would potentially make that a LOT harder.

htmndg183 · Answer

Invade the pitch at a Pakistan India game, grab the bat from one of the players and use the bat to defend myself from security and prolong the resumption of play for as long as possible. This game always has a viewing audience in excess of 1 billion.

MementoMori_ · Answer

Invite all the Democrats you can find to a party and have this on the cover of the invitation:

MCheetah · Answer

Easy: Become a social justice warrior on Twitter. Most of them are bots and corporate shills, but there's still enough Useful Idiots on there that do that crap for free.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Posting a hateful comment on a sweet adorable video.

Spoiling a movie at a premiere.

Going to a fully booked wrestling event WWE and yell that wrestling is fake.

Attacking a musician at a live concert.

Red-Blaze · Answer

Make a YouTube video or twit about how terrible chianes and India is Bam! Or in a Q&A ask Why they give a guy a name like Zelda in the legend of Zelda

exitseven · Answer

I would have my own TV show. I can be very annoying.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Make ANY statement reflecting conservative values on ANY social media platform. Half the country completely loses their GD minds. Ell oh ell!

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd run for President of the US on a do-nothing platform. That would piss off at least half the country, maybe the whole country.

TroyDT · Answer

I could annoy well over 90% of Americans with one statement: "Trump and Biden are the two greatest Presidents in the history of the United States."

Smashingdoozy · Answer

Easy I'll just come on here and say some gay liberal shit

genericname85 · Answer

i'd start working at a call center that tries to sell people shit. i figure it wouldn't take longer than a week.

Surely · Answer

Lets see? How could I piss off 80 million Biden voters at the same time?  Rig the voting machines to switch every vote to Trump. Even if Trump didn’t run!

Avicenna · Answer

Tell everyone that Joe Biden is God's gift to mankind

blissinanarchy1 · Answer

Tell a Trump supporter reality. That’ll piss them off

Drumlin2001 · Answer

Tik tok, Instagram, twitter, facebook. Get a video to go viral

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Each time I'll meet our ''production manager''. Easy

Anonymous · Answer

Just annoy a Trump supporter. They get annoyed over the most trivial thing, so it would be easy money.

pizzalovershouse · Answer

Tell everyone all the sports greats currently still playing were in a exspolsion at a celebrity party

AsaKyo · Answer

Tell them I think they smell like moldy sausage

Massageman · Answer

Banish LEGOs from the planet! Just about every kid will be out for your life!!!

douride2 · Answer

Kill the power at a NHL Stanley Cup final hockey game. That would piss a lot of people off.

Anonymous · Answer

This is too easy. I'll become a millionaire in no time driving a Bugatti. All I have to do is telling on the internet "Feminism is not the Problem. You and your attitude are.".

Twalli · Answer

Post a lot of trolling questions on here and Facebook. Before getting a girlfriend, that's some of what I did on Facebook, troll.

Staximus · Answer

Pull the plug on the world cup soccer finals

Likes2drive · Answer

I imagine the grid going out for the whole North East would annoy enough people

TrillXHippy · Answer

I can just say how a current NBA Player is a lot better than a former NBA Player

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Shit, I do that free! Usually accidentally..

JohnK123 · Answer

I would ban Amazon lmao that affects more people than superbowl….

Lizardman64 · Answer

This

jimmy2 · Answer

Bill boards. TV, social media, radio just go with it

JaxiCats · Answer

By being myself unfortunately

Jamesshinobi · Answer

inly talk about sports, politics and religion

boobliker · Answer

Piss off Putin

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

I’d be poor

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