Do you know how to do the classic wedding dances like the electric slide?

[bigpauly]

[TroyDT2]

I can't dance. As in I make the stereotypical white boy look like one of the Nicholas Brothers. For those who do not who they were...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/fNKRm6H-qOU

[bigpauly]

Wow, look at them go. Lol

[NathanDavis]

I don't know the electric slide thing... but I am sure it's a matter of minutes to learn it, lol

[bigpauly]

The lyrics kind of tell you exactly what to do.

[NathanDavis]

let me check on YouTube, brb...

[bigpauly]

Lmao be ready to be blown away

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... scratch that, would take about 12 seconds to just go with it, lol

[bigpauly]

Yea pretty much, lol

[NathanDavis]

Mexican and Tex-Mex weddings will go a bit faster pace than these... lol

[bigpauly]

Lol makes sense

[TrueConfection]

I'm boring when it comes to line dancing at weddings. I'll pass on the hokey pokey and chicken dance.

I used to take Zumba classes, so I do know a few of the dances.

[bigpauly]

Those will do!

[rachel776]

i travel with 14 dancers so i know everything now

[bigpauly]

Are you in a band or something?

[SnowedIn]

Not a chance. I can rock evening clothes but neither rock nor dance.

[PrettyPriya]

He’s angling for an invite to my wedding. Sneaky.

[bigpauly]

But it’s as easy as 123!

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya well it would have been nice 😒

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly, I believe that @PrettyPriya just offered to buy our plane tickets to the wedding. I'm there to look classy and you're there to intimidate trolls and anons. Did you interpret the same thing from her reply?

[bigpauly]

Yep! That’s what I got from that!

[PrettyPriya]

Right so @snowedin that will be steak, chicken or fish for you and chicken fingers for @bigpauly Got it.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya hey!

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly Howdy howdy! 👋

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya 😑 why can’t I have steak?

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya... spit my coffee out laughing. Steak, please. And did you prefer a Noritake tea set or the Waterford crystal glassware for your wedding gift?

@bigpauly don't worry, my friend. I got you covered. I'd like to share your chicken fingers. We can go halfsies.

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin Anything tea related is brilliant. 🙂

@bigpauly you will eat chicken fingers and like it!

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya stop treating me like some kid!

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly are you going to ruin my BIG day?

@blackcupcake he is bullying me again. 😭

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya you’re the bully!!

[SnowedIn]

... this escalated quickly

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin sorry for this but my girls need to see how @bigpaulina is trying to ruin my big day. Get ready for some notifications. @ashleywonders @msputiton @emiliamazing @Agape93

[Agape93]

You know what hasn't escalated quickly? Paulies height.

[Agape93]

My sweet little furtive pygmy

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya no worries at all. I've popped popcorn, have an ice cold coke and am sitting back to watch.

[PrettyPriya]

Just wait until my @blackcupcake arrives. She is on her way. 😍🥵

[bigpauly]

Here we go. I wasn’t even doing anything 😒

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly get it together!😡
@PrettyPriya I'm soo sorry. I tried to raise him right, but he is so disrespectful. And he wants to be a big boy

[Ashleywonders]

Pauly you get on your step stool and apologize to Priya face to face right now!

[bigpauly]

*blocks everyone but snowedin

[Msputiton]

*picks pauly up and shakes him*
knock it off now!! You are embarrassing your mother

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton you can’t do that! I blocked you!

[SnowedIn]

bigpauly, the problem is that it's in perception. And, PrettyPriya has brilliantly taken control of the narrative. The better part of valor is to join me, eat your chicken fingers and make a very elegant and gracious toast to the bride and groom.

[Msputiton]

You can't block your mother

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin Very true. 😌🥂

[bigpauly]

She just has too big of an army 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch Hiya! 🙂

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya is Pauly the local jester? Lol

[PrettyPriya]

@Wicked_Witch He is something! Well, a little bit of something. He can sing, dance and entertain at my upcoming wedding, BUT he IS EATING CHICKEN FINGERS 😤

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya chicken fingers are good. I don’t see what the problem is.

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya unless he 'chickens' out...

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch I know, right? He is acting like he needs a nap and a juice box to calm down.

@snowedin Looks like he has. Awfully quiet.

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya 😅 I have been on the receiving end of these for so long. I feel like I know exactly what he is thinking

[Blackcupcake]

paupau don’t you dare try to tinify my cakey’s BIG day😤

[bigpauly]

I’m not chickening out!

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake tinify? 😒

[Blackcupcake]

well yes that’s the only thing you’re capable of with your tiny assets😐

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake say hi to @wicked_witch

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake lmao you’re so rude

[Blackcupcake]

@Wicked_Witch hey!!!😍😍

@bigpauly you love me

[PrettyPriya]

@Blackcupcake @Wicked_Witch wanted to join in our little group we have. She is 1.5 paulys tall and very sweet.

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake yea unfortunately, lol

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya that brings new meaning to 'p' size. 🤣

[PrettyPriya]

Omg 🤣 pp small (PrettyPauly)

@wicked_witch if you are confused, I have some very fun answers for pp (penis) size question on GaG. I am a bit of a legend with them.

[Wicked_Witch]

@Blackcupcake hi!
I’m really tiny myself at 4’9 lolz

[Wicked_Witch]

But am shamefully amused to see someone else get the brunt of these jokes

[PrettyPriya]

@Wicked_Witch Welcome to our team. You will now be tagged... A LOT hahahaha

[Blackcupcake]

@Wicked_Witch awww super cute and fun!!! hahahaha I like you already

@bigpauly😈

[Blackcupcake]

sorry I got the tag wrong… @tinypauly

[bigpauly]

*blocks everyone

[Wicked_Witch]

@Blackcupcake aww thank you! I get called cute a lot and it gets old sometimes, lol but thank you!. Thank you guys for being so welcoming!

[Blackcupcake]

@Wicked_Witch I’m sure you’re many many other good things more than cute and can’t wait to find out more girlie! I’m glad you joined us😊

[PrettyPriya]

@Wicked_Witch Of course! We have a fun group of people. Not those that you see that take things too seriously. I am probably (confirm with @blacupcake ) the goofiest moderator there is on this site.

[PrettyPriya]

Damn tags 🤬

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly you can't block... then the win. You're like the French resistance or the colonists in New Jersey...

[bigpauly]

Lmao I wouldn’t actually block anyone here. I love my group of bullies, but don’t tell them.

[SnowedIn]

Your secret is safe with me.

*Passes Pauly a hat with a feather in it as a sign of solidarity*

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[PrettyPriya]

Sorry guys. We had some troublemakers. Always someone trying to ruin my fun. 😞

[SnowedIn]

Pauly just wants steak. You can have your fun.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya no need to apologize! Do what you gotta do, lol.

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly someone wanted to see the inside of my freezer. Not sure why. Oh well, they have a real good view now.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmao oh boy. I don't know if I want to know what you mean by they have a good view now

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly they will be spending the weekend in timeout. Both accounts.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya ah, lol.

[Blackcupcake]

lmfao…

[Msputiton]

@Blackcupcake hi twin🥰

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly, you need reinforcements.

[bigpauly]

She’s better at recruiting than me 😩

[SnowedIn]

Gotta change your messaging or you'll come up short. Oh. Sorry, man.

[bigpauly]

Lmao I’m in an overall losing battle

[Msputiton]

Pauly is short 🤣

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton he knows 😒

[SnowedIn]

@Msputiton... I can't dance, I can't play basketball, I am NOT afraid of clowns, but I can play with words.

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly @snowedin It's okay we all got our short coming

[Blackcupcake]

@msputiton twin!!😍😍

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton 😒

[Wicked_Witch]

@Blackcupcake you’re Swedish and you have a twin? How much awesome can there be in one person?

[Blackcupcake]

@Wicked_Witch allow me to introduce you to my town @msputiton, she’ll amaze you more than me🥰

[Msputiton]

@Blackcupcake aww twin🥰 nobody is amazing as you
@wicked_witch ntmy

[Wicked_Witch]

You are all too sweet!

[Wicked_Witch]

And nice to meet you! @msputiton

[Emiliamazing]

@Wicked_Witch welcome to the club, I've been busy flying and traveling, so good of you to join the cause (teaching Pauly dime manners , especially towards ladies).
@bigpauly if you were a bit nicer, perhaps the wicked witch would give you a ride to the wedding on her modern era broom, not sure yiu will get that invitation now🤣

[Emiliamazing]

*some manners

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing lol ugghh

[Wicked_Witch]

@Emiliamazing aww thank you. It is nice to meet you! Pauly hasn’t been bad. I’m just enjoying seeing someone other than myself suffer through the slew of short jokes for the first time 🤭

[Msputiton]

@Wicked_Witch since you apart of this here is the only rule.

Everything pauly says or does is mean or rude and deserves to be yelled at.

[Wicked_Witch]

@Msputiton noted! 🗒️

[bigpauly]

@Msputiton you even admit it!

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly... I find you enjoyable and thoughtful and I'm honored to have you join me at Priya's wedding. Got your back, man.

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin it is close to the beach so just get his back when high tide comes in.

[Emiliamazing]

@PrettyPriya Surfing on a popsicle stick could be fun!

[SnowedIn]

@Emiliamazing @PrettyPriya yep; got it. He can sit on my shoulder.

[PrettyPriya]

@Emiliamazing I just need @snowedin to keep an eye on him so he isn’t mistaken for the ring bearer and mixed into the ceremony without knowing what to do.

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya Isn't the ring the crown on Pauly's head?

[Emiliamazing]

@PrettyPriya 🤣

[Emiliamazing]

"Mixed in"

[PrettyPriya]

I can imagine my dear fiancé’s nephew getting distracted and someone looking for a similar sized child to replace as the bearer and spotting Pauly. 😕

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly -- this might be the chance. Like the Storm Trooper costumes in Star Wars, you have to infiltrate in order to be the resistance. So, perhaps this ring bearer thing is one "small" contribution you can make...

[bigpauly]

Lmao you said you had my back! You just joined in with them!

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly: I'm distracting them while you infiltrate. Work with me here, man!

[bigpauly]

Lmao..

[Ashleywonders]

@PrettyPriya “I can imagine my dear fiancé’s nephew getting distracted and someone looking for a similar sized child to replace as the bearer and spotting Pauly. “
Babahaha

[SnowedIn]

@bigpauly: it kinda amazes me that you asked a simple question and now you're getting picked on and this particular thread has 109 responses. 🤣

[bigpauly]

It’s not terribly out of the ordinary either 🙄😂

[SnowedIn]

I appreciate that you're "big" about it!

[Emiliamazing]

@snowedin It's our way of giving little Paulie an electronic hug :-)

[PrettyPriya]

@snowedin I did warn you like 103 comments ago or so this would happen. 😕

[SnowedIn]

@Emiliamazing I can totally tell and I think it's awesome!

[Emiliamazing]

@snowedin Maybe "the electric hug" can be a new version of the electric slide for short people!

[SnowedIn]

@PrettyPriya You did and I listened. Like I always do when you "speak". I had my popcorn, dinner, Coke, coffee, sleep, more coffee and am just enjoying watching it unfold.

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly Would you like to teach us how to do the "electric hug"?

[SnowedIn]

@Emiliamazing... get it: 'electric' and 'short' ...🤣

[BJP21]

El Payaso del Rodeo aka Mexican line dance. (Be carful doing this one, you will get run over if you are out of sinc with the others.

Cubid Shuffle

Macarena

The Twist by Chubby Checker

[bigpauly]

Heck yea!

[dustybiker]

Those are the easiest, really fun with a crowd.

[bigpauly]

Yesss

[Guy13]

I do not. Where’s the video of you doing it 😎

[bigpauly]

No way I’m sharing that

[Guy13]

Maybe you cDNA set up a pay site for Dss as nice Training. GAG Bitcoin ought to work if the left don’t crypto it out from underneath us…

[Guy13]

maybe you can…. for Dance

[bigpauly]

Lol I’ll pass

[Agape93]

Nope, don't care too. That's like asking a moose to tap dance

[bigpauly]

I’d like to see that

[FunkyMonkee]

No, I stopped dancing when I was about 13 years old. Up to that point, I was a great dancer and knew all the latest dances.

[douride2]

Not a chance. If my life depended on me dancing I'm a goner.

[Changiis07]

Not at all I suck haha

[bigpauly]

Lol just follow along the steps in the song!

[TacosRAwesome]

Yes but doesn't mean I'll participate

[bigpauly]

Lol understandable

[Msputiton]

Yup.

[bigpauly]

Good! We can do them together at the next wedding

[Msputiton]

Sounds fun

[bigpauly]

Heck yea!

[Fuentes]

No not my thing lol

[sirderpsalot123]

Nope

[bigpauly]

You should have paid attention in gym class