(That's from an SNL skit I saw on YouTube.) They were making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He's lived in America since 1968, and he still can't talk goodly American.
But that's not my question. You read tens of thousands of questions on here about size and stamina, etc... But don't you realize that the main thing is that it ain't over until the fat lady sings?
On behalf of the the "Fat Ladies Society of North America"... don't just roll over and fall asleep after you've gotten yours. You have to cowboy-up and finish the job. I don't know why this is such a difficult concept. It's not rocket appliances. Google it if you have to, but there's more than one way to skin your neighbor's cat. Get your fat lady to sing, then get yours, then you can both go to sleep with a smile. Later you can pop a couple of gourmet microwave dinners in, and sing a second song.
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I do like that this is in Entertainment and Arts -- I get one extra XPer points.
Mrs. Snow likes getting extra, too. She gets it before I get my XPer, though. And sometimes after. Because if it's good enough for her, it's good enough for me.
And, I feel sad for the pilots: the last Boeing 747 left Everett last week. :(
So you really do live over there? I used to.
The guy replied, so I sent him this sample of how a dating profile should be. (you should really try it, because you would kick ass)
Girls, Would you date a guy if you knew he had life long premature ejaculation? ↗
I no longer live in the Seattle area thank goodness!
Just read the profile. Laughing so hard I have no words.
Mr. Snow, you can write these profiles with half of your brain tied behind your back. But don't waste your time writing them for guys, because they aren't actually looking for someone. Focus on the gals. I don't want you to get in trouble with Mrs. Snow, but if she's OK with you honing your writing skills, go on POF and make a free account. It's the largest dating site on the planet, and it's free.
You will be flabbergasted how dumb people are. lol If nothing else, you will get a good laugh.
"If you're one of those stupid asshole guys, don't message me."
And she wonders why that line isn't working. Some people are beyond hope, so pick and choose who you want to help.
Mr. Snow: I love your pics, but your fourth pic should be your first pic.
Sally: Why?
Mr. Snow: Trust me. I'm really good at thinking like a Martian.
Sally: What?
Mr. Snow: Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. I've written a lot of profiles for ladies, and even suggested pics they post. Selfies are the worst of the worst. But I like your pics, but I do have a few suggestions. But it's none of my bees wax.
Sally: Like what?
Mr. Snow: Flowers are just around the corner, and women outdoors with flowers in the background are so hot.
Sally: Really?
Mr. Snow: Trust me, I'm really good at this. I know my shit. Have a nice day.
Sally: What else?
Mr. Snow: I don't want to come across as arrogant, but I've written profiles for women, and they found love. I know it sounds like I'm bragging, but I don't know how else to say it.
Sally: Would you do that for me?
Lol very creative and funny. Key is get her to sing a few times during the warm up act :)
Great idea! You'll go far in the game.
lol thanks :)
I always wait my turn ;)
The genius mods moved this from the sex section, to entertainment. lol
I'm still laughing. Do they actually think my question is about singing?
oh, it's not about singing? LOL
I only hope and pray that artificial "intelligence" moved it, and not an actual human. That would be scary. But I'm sure you've heard of the "woke" pushing for "equity".
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They are saying that it's not fair that only smart people can be pilots on passenger planes.
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your captain, and this is my first flight. Does anyone know where the brake pedal is on this thing?"
hahahaha right?