How would you react if you heard a nice old woman saying this before offering you a cookie?

[Still-alive]

[Quackthulu2]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y4fI3TruAOw

This

[Still-alive]

hehe still classic

[FinalFantasyBro]

I don't feel comfortable eating cookies from strangers who I have never met I could easily just purchase my own pack of cookies or ai can also just bake some myself

[OfMiceandMen]

My name isn't Dan Marino, so I think I am okay to take the cookie...

[Apulu_Imback]

I would rethink my life decisions before accepting the cookie, what if she added something in my cookies instead of Marino's? Lol

[Sour-rose]

"... so are these fresh chocolate chip or wha? because I swear to god, i hate tea cookies."

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would ask her, where are all the Good Elderly, women like my late grandma's?

[llorando]

[NostalgiaSenpi]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/RCrC-3B7TZc

This

[Massageman]

As long as my name isn't Dan, I should be OK.

[Guardian45]

I would ask her, "who's Dan Marino?", so she wouldn't poison me!

[LiamJHayden]

I'd wonder what a retired QB did to her.

[Reorx]

Depends if I'm hungry or not.