Who would win in a fair fight, The Hulk or the Jolly Green Giant?

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I think the Green Giant as a much longer reach. He also eats his spinach.

Leapfrog00 · Accepted Answer

The green giant! One time around Christmas I was walking through the mall looking for a gift for a female friend and this Santa Clause walked past saying "Ho Ho HO" and I sang the tune "Green Giant!" You know, the commercial with the green giant with the slogan "Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant!" I couldn't help myself.

That Santa clause was on the floor laughing. I thought he peed in his pants! Good times! Good times!

zagor · Accepted Answer

The lawyers for the trademark infringement case.

TrueConfection · Accepted Answer

The Green Giant's jolly and calm persona would turn the Hulk back into Bruce Banner and there wouldn't be a fight. 💚

DubiousIntentions · Accepted Answer

The Green Giant makes the Hulk look like an ant.

Mangospacho · Answer

Just look at the hulk. He’s just always ready to fight. Why? Because his enemies keep coming back to fight them because he doesn’t completely destroy them.
Now look at the green giant. Just peace and calm and a wide open field. Why is there peace and calm in this wide open green field? Because green giant annihilated all his enemies.

razelove · Answer

I say Jolly Green Giant, unless it's on concrete where he can't get his moisture and stay hard for the endurance. Hulk has explosive power, but the giant is essentially a treant on a massive scale that reaches the clouds.
One hip thrust would demolish the hulk, and the terrain he's on. What if Big green keeps doing that for days? So, excepting dry, abrasive terrain, my money's on jolly green.

spartan55 · Answer

Hulk in a beatdown. JGG is like that big dude in school that for some reason couldn't fight. Just a big stiff out there stumblin around.

Juxtapose · Answer

*the Hulk ends up providing enough force to keep a planet-sized entity from stepping on the world; and this was with no external stimuli to make him angry."

nolabels · Answer

Well, old Jolly is jolly. It's right there in his name. I don't think that there's a mean bean in his body. The contest goes to The Hulk in seconds. Poor Jolly. 👍😊

Sparkie460 · Answer

I think the hulk will win. All he's got to do is kick the giant in the knees and the giant will be down

AviatorTom · Answer

The Jolly Green Giant is much bigger. He could swat the Hulk like a fly.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Green Giant all the way on this one.

LiamJHayden · Answer

As with all fictional creatures, whichever one the author of the story wants. That is how Batman defeated two different Green Lanterns and Darkseid and Squirrel Girl defeated MODOK, Galactus, and Thanos.

Anonymous · Answer

Green giant would swat Hulk with his jolly green dick

Iron_Man · Answer

Hulk hogan I’m wearing the shirt right now as a matter fact

OddBeMe · Answer

This is kind of a left versus right politics question. Liberals are the veggies of the world. And we get beat up but the emotional right wingers…but in the end we’re right. And therefore we win.

Even if we’re dead.

Billlewis · Answer

All I know is that you'd easily beat them both...

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Going Hulk. He'd hulk smash those jolly green nuts into oblivion. by the way there's no fair in fighting :)

TheSimFans · Answer

I didn't mean to vote and did by mistake

DaisyM23 · Answer

jolly green giant seems too nice and jolly haha

msc545 · Answer

Neither - these are cartoon characters.

LovingJo · Answer

It's not about size - the hulk!!

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Hulk, no question

BCRanger10 · Answer

I think the Hulk.

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