Tell us a funny 1-liner joke please?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

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  Thanks for the MHO 🩷
  
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I've a plastic horse up my bum but my conditions stable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7,8,9!

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 😄🦴

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  kind of facebook joke that only grandmas would laugh at
  
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What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing...

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A termite walked into a bar and asked "where is the bar tender?"

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- MrChinaski
  
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  More than one line. But to quote Woody Allen:
  
  Life is a mix of fear and boredom. Fear that the Earth may open up at any second and swallow you whole. Boredom because it almost never does.
  
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I parked my car in a towaway zone and when I came back the entire zone was gone.

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Q. What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of s**t?
A. The bucket !!!

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@Circushowcowboy is normal sized. 👀

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  Lols shush
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Circushowcowboy I don’t dare shush you Mighty Mouse. I’d blow you over. 🫢
  
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  Lmao
  
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