What would be the first thing YOU would do if you met Gollum from Lord of the Rings?

Let's say he's caressing his 'precious' in your presence. what do you do?

What would be the first thing YOU would do if you met Gollum from Lord of the Rings?
Walk up and say hi!
Keep my distance. dudes nuts!
Take pity on him for he knows not what he do
Wait until he sleeps and try to take his 'precious' away from him
ask for an autograph
Offer him money and/or food
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What would be the first thing YOU would do if you met Gollum from Lord of the Rings?
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