You and Taylor Swift are on a plane going down, but there's only one parachute left. What do you do?

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Time for my annual plane down question with ol' Swifty. You're both on a plane going down, everyone has already jumped out, but there's only one parachute left. Whaddya do? Do you give it to Taylor? Or strap it on and don't look back?😆

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Im knocking her out, putting on the parachute and use her to help cushion the landing. Depending on where we are, boom, instant source of food. Or shark bait. Either way she's dead.

queenofcardio · Accepted Answer

I gotta put me first

Nuclear_Warhead · Answer

I would refuse to board a plane with no other people aside from us.

Hypothetically then, I'd find a father with a child, or two very young children. So that he can hold them both in his arms, and save 3 lives at once. ㅤ

lightbulb27 · Answer

I tie myself to Taylor using the tie rope in my Batman utility belt.

She's sing "oops I did it again" from brittany... cause she forgot her parachute and I'd sing Michael Bolton, "how am I supposed to live without you".

Given Id be so off key, the ensuing sound tension would create a heated updraft, elevating the chute so we don't crash land... cause she's been enjoying so many pancakes with Travis... gettin' chunky.

you're welcome Taylor, I got ur back..

BCRanger10 · Answer

"I'll give my condolences to Travis. Good luck, sweetheart!"

Nik1hil · Answer

Well, you can Actually extended the Strap chord of Parachute to Tie two People together at once in a Parachute..

A Parachute is capable of Slowing down a Weight up to 150kgs without cracking, But it slows down slowly..

I am 75kgs, Taylor must be around 80, together We will be a little over 150kgs..

We can strap as one and Jump, but we Cannot Wait for gaining too much velocity before we open parachute, which means we open the parachute 4-5 seconds after jumping out..

More weight means Higher Risk of Parachute getting Torn, because we are Exceeding It's weight Limit.. but in reality it's not weight limit, but momentum limit!

If we are above weight limit we need to Open it when we are Very Slow in Sky so Our Momentum is Low..

Also if It's between Taylor and Me, I am saving Myself.. unless she offers my family 50% of her Net worth, I ain't giving her the parachute

Iron_Man · Answer

I would have to take control of the parachute and be in charge. She would probably be panicking. She would have to get in front of me and hang on put her legs around my hips not blocking the backpack and she would have to hold on underneath my armpits over my shoulders, not blocking the back so I can open the parachute because if she gets on my back, she’ll block the back pack and block the parachute from opening and I’m not gonna get on her Front body she can’t handle it and I don’t trust her. If she would panic. Men are more calm and in more control. Some women just freak out they start kicking and twisting their body around. They’ve got to calm down. They’re gonna kill us if she doesn’t calm down in a situation like that you could get caught up in the parachute if she doesn’t use control. But she would have to hang on for life around me, and I would have to hold onto her to except for when I’m pulling the parachute cord for a second

FreyaRed · Answer

It doesn't really matter who gets it.
When an aircraft falls with 800 km/h a parachute won't help at all. Opening any doors by this speed will be not possible or air blast turns everyone close to this door in ground meat. Another issue, a parachute isn't a backpack, it has leg and chest belts that even a person who knows what to do will need 1-2 minutes, this under stress and G-forces for someone without experience practically impossible to put on.

MrChinaski · Answer

Wait. I was going down, or she was going down? That may change my answer.

aceleon · Answer

i would kick her out of the plane then put the paracute on to myself and jump. why would anyone with a functioning brain want to save her before themselves? who cares?

Stormy_Moon · Answer

BYE TAYLOR SWIFT IM SAVING MY LIFE NOT YOU UGLY ASS!*takes the parichute and jump outta plane*

lilBigPotato · Answer

Not sacrificing myself for some celebrity, even less for someone I don't care about.

itsannalee · Answer

I would take that and would it give a fuck with her, she is adult.

Ironco · Answer

Simple, you both strap into the remaining parachute so your legs and arms stay in it. Jump, pull the cord and both live. It'll only be about 300 to 350 lbs the chute will have to hold. You'll both make it...

Funny how both pilots have left already though...

TonyMetal___1986 · Answer

Strap it on and don't look back for sure, especially that i don't even like taylor shift swift 🤣🤣

Dargil · Answer

Like I would for you. Hold on tight and jump. Most parachutes are designed with a safety factor. She and I would weigh 330 pounds without gear. We might land a little hard, and hopefully not on church spires.

exitseven · Answer

I would share it with her. She does not weigh thst much

blueonblack22 · Answer

I know exactly what I would do. Happy landing Miss Swift.

Bianca_Italy · Answer

I'm a Taylor Swift fan, but sorry, I prefer my own life over hers. I enjoyed listening to her for 18 years, I guess.

Paige2006 · Answer

It goes with me! I don't like her music anyway!

CarolineWhizz · Answer

She's petite, so I reckon a parachute would support both of us. We cling together with one chute, jump out of the plane and hope for the best..

msc545 · Answer

I Take the parachute and jump, of course. I don't like her music all that much.

AviatorTom · Answer

I throw the chute out of the plane, grab Swifty and enjoy the last few seconds we have to live

LiamJHayden · Answer

Strap her to me, put on the chute, and jump. I've been skydiving quite a few times. I think we'd both survive it if she does not freak out too much.

Peachie2050 · Answer

I would take that and ask her to hold me. I don’t trust anyone but I don’t absolutely hate her. I think I’m one of her fans. She seems to be kind and sweet too

LazerBean · Answer

That parachute is mine

mustypadsucker · Answer

I would probably strap it on me and then like ask if she wanted to come with, like just hold on really tight or maybe rip out one of the seatbelts to strap her to me. but if it's definitley a one or the other way, at least we'll always have her music

Shiprex · Answer

I am out of there BUT if we both hook to the parachute we could both be saved ish

Anonymous · Answer

taylor swift will be fine. witches can fly. 🤣

Anonymous · Answer

Sorry Taylor 👋🏻✌🏻

AngryCarl3 · Answer

If she's going down she earned her parachute and Imma die happy.

riiosko · Answer

what do I do?  well, die. just like everyone else

Anonymous · Answer

If she is pregnant she gets it; if not I will fight her for it.

Anonymous · Answer

Sorry Travis

832loverboy73 · Answer

Ask Taylor if she had a boob job !!!

robocop666 · Answer

take it first and run

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