How do you deal with Hippocrates?

[ToruMatsuda]

My dad was making fun of me for eating too much food telling me it's unhealthy, while he drinks like three beers every 10 mins 😭😭😭

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Yeah yeah yeah don't act like you nerds haven't made a typo before

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[peachblossomluck]

People who criticize others are usually the ones with bigger problems, hence project onto others. Tell him you'll eat clean if he stops drinking. He won't take you up on it. If he drinks like that he likes it too much to stop.

[ToruMatsuda]

Yes and thank you for not making fun of my spelling mistake😂

[peachblossomluck]

Even as a grammar nazi, I found the nature of your question compelling enough to bypass it;)

[peachblossomluck]

Thanks for MHO:)

[Jxpxtxr]

Hippocrates? The dude that first came up with the climate theory in 400BC?

[ToruMatsuda]

Yeah omg I need to fite him I hated that theory and medicine😠

[jacquesvol]

A slight misunderstanding, here, I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocrates
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[Intraluminal]

I don't know why you don't like Hippocrates. He was a cool dude. Father of medicine you know.

[ToruMatsuda]

Because why not ok😂😂😂

[Phoenix98]

What's a Hippocrate? is it a crate designed to hold Hippo's?

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[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Damn you!!! Dudes always beating me to the joke 😭

[Waffles731]

Hippocrates man, the founder of medicine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocrates

[Phoenix98]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau What can I say?
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[Phoenix98]

@Waffles731 I know who Hippocrates is lol -_- but I wanted to do a joke instead.

[Domitangler]

Call him on it. Drinking too much beer is unhealthy as well. Everyone has their own vice, for a reason though. What kind of food are you eating too much of? Or start drinking with him?

[Waffles731]

I don't have too,
The dudes been dead for over 2000 years

[ToruMatsuda]

But what if he comes back what u gonna do

[Dred1614returns]

They're too heavy for me, so I always pay to have them removed.

[kellyg83]

Tell him "look who's talking."

[ToruMatsuda]

Thanks you seem to be the only one here who isn't being a douche 😂

[kellyg83]

You're welcome. Seriously though. Call him on his bull crap.

[SlightlyCrazy]

Why are you dealing with a dead Greek physician?

[ToruMatsuda]

Yes he's taunting my eating habits

[SlightlyCrazy]

Well dot listen to him! His theory of the 3 humors js terribly wrong !

[MasqueradeMassacreTM]

What is a hippocrate?

[ToruMatsuda]

It was a mistake... Don't act like you didn't understand what I said

[MasqueradeMassacreTM]

That's a pretty big 'typo' if that's what you want to call it. A typo is more like clicking the wrong key when you're spelling a smaller word. Not botching the entire English language throughout one.

[ToruMatsuda]

Excuse my English_😅blame swipe ok I meant hipocrate omg I can't spell right now you still get me right?😂

[Autumn-Bunny]

Kill them with kindness

[JustCallMeLeon]

You mean as in "Everything in moderation"?

[Ephemera1]

Hypocrisy is aids

[Anonymous]

Hypocrites*