Why won't my friends give me money?

[Anonymous]

[sensible27]

Have you tried putting a gun to their head?

[Asker]

I'll try that next

[devoygf]

don't

[devoygf]

why would you tell him that

[sensible27]

@devoydf because I want to help EVERYONE duh

[devoygf]

you're a cruel. person

[Smartgirl_hey]

Don't try. If you try that, you may get money, but you will lose your close friends

[Asker]

@Smartgirl_hey Wait really

[devoygf]

don't do it

[Smartgirl_hey]

Yes really. You will risk losing your friends. It will give you fun and money just for 1 time. But you will lose your friends and their trust for lifetime

[devoygf]

@sensible27 I hate you so much

[Asker]

Wow I didn't realise it would be bad to put a gun to someone's head in order to extort money from them because @sensible27 said I should do it and I trusted him because his username contains the number 27 in it and that makes me think he is wise because a 27 year old person is old and thus wise

[Smartgirl_hey]

@devoygf don't worry. If he does that, he will only lose his friends. If he really don't want to lose his friends and their trust for lifetime, he will not do it. They might give him money but even if he payback money to them later, they will never see him as a friend 😂. So he won't do it

[devoygf]

@joker you're stupid if you do that

[Smartgirl_hey]

@joker_ Age is not a measure of someone's maturity. Someone elder than you can go in jail so would you like to? It's as simple as that

[sensible27]

This is going to sound crazy but he needs to put a gun to their head. Otherwise, the future collapses and we all die. You wouldn't know but we've had this conversation thousands of times. This is the only way

[Asker]

@Smartgirl_hey Wow you're so right, thank you for your words of wisdom. I know to trust you because you're 21 years old

[Smartgirl_hey]

@devoygf If he wants to end up in jail, he'll do that 😂 after that no girl loves him

[Smartgirl_hey]

@devoygf He won't do 😂 because he will probably want a girlfriend later

[Asker]

I want a girlfriend

[Smartgirl_hey]

@joker_ I understand 😊

[Asker]

Are you going to be my girlfriend

[Smartgirl_hey]

I'm elder than you. You can get a girlfriend of your age 😂. I wish you the best 😊 Find her asap!

[Asker]

Ok thank you so much

[Sonorous]

imagine this thread being the only evidence of human existence

[Asker]

it's beautiful

[Sonorous]

akin to poetry

[Smartgirl_hey]

@Joker_

If you really want money, I would suggest you to earn instead of asking others. Because once you start earning, you can feel proud before your friends that you can depend on yourself for earning money and not them.

Also, for earning you can choose good ways and can earn more too. You can do online tutoring, or start a pet care centre, or rent a part of your home, or rent your cars, etc to earn money in a right way. I hope this helps you in getting money 😊

As well, if you earn the money in right way, your future girlfriend will even feel more proud of having you as her boyfriend

[Cringe]

Check paypal

[Asker]

Bet‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Little_Bumblebee]

They're not obligated to give you money...

So, why should they? Why do you expect them to?

[Asker]

It would be funny

[Little_Bumblebee]

Quite the joker there aren't you...

[Lillie_xo]

the trick is to say
'all im asking you to do is to do what jesus christ would do'
and/or threaten a coup

but maybe getting a friend first might be a good start

[lrina]

yeah tell your friends to give me the money instead (:

[Sonorous]

Because they know you'll flip & make more than they ever could 💅

[laurieluvsit]

If you give money to Jokers, than the jokes on you... lol

[Ninani]

Why won't you give me money?

[Asker]

I don't need my penis rated

[Ninani]

But I have pictures of my feet 🦶

[Asker]

omg you're a feet girl

[Ninani]

Of course I am! Jeez, I thought you knew me.

[Asker]

I'm going to go piss

[Apple1996]

@Joker_ do you even have friends?

[Asker]

no lol

[Cringe]

Lolㅤ

[Apple1996]

I'll be your friend

[Cringe]

Nice

[Asker]

@Apple1996 Give me money, friend

[Apple1996]

Here you go. Some gold coins for you 🪙🪙

[Asker]

Thank you

[Jamie05rhs]

I'm his friend.

[dustybiker]

You didn’t say please.

[Asker]

That's actually true

[dustybiker]

Terrible shame.

[Asker]

Thank you

[Hangry06]

Cause you don't have a 🐱

[Asker]

So true

[noohair]

Because they are smart. There is this thing to get money, it is called... work.

[Anonymous]

Don't ask anyone them anymore

[Asker]

I was waiting for them to ask me to give me money

[beebella]

Because they're poor.

[NYCQuestions1976]

They're poor or they're not your friends.

[EmmaMary]

Why the bloody hell should they?

[Asker]

Comedic reasons

[Amoebaaa]

Why would they...

[Asker]

For comedy

[OddBeMe]

Why won’t your friends give ME money?

[Ryfyle]

Because you are terrible at sucking dick.

[Cringe]

Not true

[Ryfyle]

@Cringe Present evidence and testimony.

[Cringe]

Nigga gave me the super gawk 900

[Ryfyle]

@Cringe Sincere affection or desperate for money?

[Cringe]

Affection

[Ryfyle]

@Cringe I concede your claim then.

[exitseven]

Why should they? Go get a job.

[BobbyC65]

They know you won't pay them back is why.

[_Just_A_girl_]

do they have a rep of not doing so...

[Anonymous]

They see through your lazy, evil, selfish ways...

[MrJMM]

Maybe because they don’t have to?

[Asker]

Maybe

[msc545]

Perhaps they feel you should earn your own money?

[_no_one_]

they broke as hell

[devoygf]

you're copying @cringe

[MrtoddsWildRide]

Why would they?

[Asker]

To prove they aren't broke

[MrtoddsWildRide]

Do you give them money to prove you aren't?

[Asker]

I don't give them money to prove I'm broke

[MrtoddsWildRide]

Here's the thing. There is something people do called "earning money". You should do that.

[Asker]

WHAT

[Drumlin2001]

Give or lend?

[Jamie05rhs]

Why should they?

[Jouth]

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