Have you ever randomly said something to your friends, that's not at all in your character? Just to confuse them?

[Msputiton]

We on the bus on the way back from a road win. I wait for it to get quiet. And I strike

Me: I hope I get 20 lap dances for my birthday.

The laughter. The comments, jokes and confusion, they have from hearing someone who never talks about anything sexual at all IRL.

They were so confused

[WhiteSteve]

Lmao, 🎶All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho…🎶

I’m sure I’ve said all kinds of rando shit, I’m a wild card 🃏 I guess the one I’m immediately thinking of is when I was at a party with some football teammates, and I was definitely the only white dude there. We were playing Beirut (“Beer Pong”, to the uncultured🧐), and I drained a big shot, and I just kind of instinctively (and drunkenly, lmao) sang out 🎶Murrrrrrrrrdererrrrrrrrrr🎶 like Barrington Levy.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/W9mvTNh-plY

I see my boy Neet kind of do a double-take from across the room, and then he’s “damn, Shady, I heard that and the last person I would’ve thought it came from was you.”😂

[Msputiton]

Probably back then far less white dudes listened to rap and hip hop.

[WhiteSteve]

I had to go through high school pre-Eminem. Vanilla Ice was the go-to insult. It was rough😂

[WhiteSteve]

Although this was like 2010-ish when I played semipro

[Msputiton]

Semi pro. Aiight now. I see ya, cuhh

[WhiteSteve]

2x National Champion, nbd but kbd😎 The crowd of 11 went nuts both times😂

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣i feel ya

[Jamie05rhs]

They called you "Shady." Lol

[WhiteSteve]

@Jamie05rhs bro, I wasn’t there for ten minutes on my first day of tryouts my first season before someone dubbed me “Slim Shady.” I even got “Shady” in place of my real name on the championship rings, lmfao, most of those dudes probably don’t even know my real name so it just felt appropriate. To this day, if I go to the mall or something out that way, there’s a good chance someone will yell out “ayyyyooooo, Shadyyyyyy!!!” lmao

[Jamie05rhs]

LMFAO 😂

[Messianic_Monk]

Lol... this one is brutal.

There's this girl at my church who is a total jerk... for more details click here: Girls, Does this Girl just hate me or like me?

And somebody said that maybe she likes me. I was having a REALLY bad day and I wasn't guarding my tongue. And I uttered something to the effect of:

I wouldn't be seen dead with her in a plague pit.

I can be an ass at times 😅

[mandyfire98]

Oh many times but at a certain point it almost just then becomes part of your personality. I always used to pick at my friends and mess with them. My guy friends and girl friends all get messed with.

[Msputiton]

Gotta

[mandyfire98]

It's fun though isn't it?

[Msputiton]

It is seeing them laughing

[DizzyDesii]

Sadly anything i say seems expected of me 😂 My mom and grandma are the only one still stunned these days

[Msputiton]

At least you can get them

[DizzyDesii]

I see everyone got the same people downvoting them. We must be the next coachanthony lmao

[Msputiton]

Lmao. I never even pay attention to downvotes unless someone points it out to me🤣

[DizzyDesii]

I normally dont pay attention but im like daaaamn people trippin over one statement 🤣 Love to see it. Anon bastards

[NathanDavis]

lmao... I could try but, they would be like "yeah, that's Nathan being Nathan..." unexpected is somewhat expected from me, or thinking aloud sometimes... lol

and I've always been like that too

[Msputiton]

True🤣

[humanearth]

Man that's me normally

Like the other month I ran though the shopping mall running like a crazy loon yelling

Help the monkeys are trying to steal my perky chest hair

[humanearth]

The mall cops finely had enough and said If I didn't knock it off, that they were going to call the cops

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[Agape93]

Sort of. It wasn't random, and they just didn't know beforehand that it was very much in my character. That was just how they got to see there was something behind the mask.

[Msputiton]

Gotcha

[Reece12345]

The need to broaden their horizons a little bit. ☺️

Haha and I think that's funny for whatever that's worth!

[Msputiton]

So did they. Because i never talk like that

[melanieeeB]

You go girl haha it's pretty funny

And not that I can remember right now lol

[Msputiton]

Yeah thanks. I thought it was to

[Fuentes]

Nah we don't do that SuS stuff in my circle lol

[dustybiker]

I’ll start DMing you weird and random things. 😁

[Msputiton]

Okay🤣

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker get em🤣

[Fuentes]

@dustybiker BLOCKED 🚫 lololol!

[dustybiker]

lmao You and half the trouble makers on GaG. 😁

[Fuentes]

@dustybiker lol glad I'm most hated and unfucked with 🤙

[dustybiker]

We’ll have to up the teasing. 🤓

[Fuentes]

@dustybiker as long as it's not SuS lol

[dustybiker]

@Fuentes 🤣

[Msputiton]

But Fuentes that's impossible you think everything is sus

[Fuentes]

Because it mostly is lol

[Msputiton]

I know.

[Paulychicagoluv]

I do it all the time. Throws people off. Males conversations interesting

[Msputiton]

Oh i know. I'm an athlete i have been around y'all most my life listening to y'all weird convos.🤣

[Paulychicagoluv]

It was meant to say makes, not Male's. For some reason my phone will do that to me all the time

[linka_pat307]

Yeah, did that and all said that in like joking around

[dustybiker]

Yes! They love when I do this. 😁

[Msputiton]

Same

[sirderpsalot123]

That one time I was nice to you

[Msputiton]

Or that one time you asked a deep question 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂 didn't even count as a "great" question.

[sirderpsalot123]

Two downvotes 😎

[dustybiker]

I thought it was great.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker And that's all that matters 🤗

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Truth. 🤗

[Msputiton]

I did too

[Charliefretz329]

No one is really surprised at what I might say lol

[Msputiton]

I don't know.
I think if you randomly one day said.
" i love my penis and would never want it to lose it"
We would all be shocked.
Right? @dustybiker

[dustybiker]

Most definitely. We’d demand to know who the imposter was.

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker exactly

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao

[Charliefretz329]

I do love my penis. It’s pretty amazing.

But, I have no good use for it other that peeing that doesn’t bring me sooo much pain and misery.

So I also hate it and want it cut off. I just want peace☮️☮️

But I know it’s mostly a pipe dream. Pun intended

[dustybiker]

We get that, Charlie.
I think if your situation became happy again you would greatly regret that though.

[Charliefretz329]

True. Very true

[Msputiton]

And i still believe what I told you once before would change your mind.

[Charliefretz329]

Might

[exitseven]

no, I am pretty boring.

[NathanDavis]

you do have a full-on twin though... how come I've never seen a twin anecdote from you? or did I just never notice them?

[exitseven]

@NathanDavis we are not identical twins. My best friend and I look more alike than I do with my brother.

[NathanDavis]

that is even more interesting... lmao

[Jennz6]

No, but that’s funny that you said that