Which annoying neighbor would you rather deal with this from this list (I hope you are not on this list yourself)?

You can’t call the cops or anything. These are all minor offenses so cops won’t even bother with you.
The neighbor with a dog that thinks he is a K-9 unit (barks at you and guests nonstop while in the backyard, poop in the yard, etc)
The neighbor that has unruly kids (ding dong ditches your door and other surprises)
The early bird with a wannabe race car (he mows his lawn at 6am, has a car with a loud exhaust system)
A pig for a neighbor (trash all over the yards, leaf’s all over the place, uncut grass, etc)
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Which annoying neighbor would you rather deal with this from this list (I hope you are not on this list yourself)?
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