How would you respond if you were told by a random phone call that you are not the father of your child but the caller is?

[robocop666]

[D_Bone_Steak]

I would assume I'm being trolled... probably by someone I know. But I'd go ahead and get a parental test done on the DL. Fortunately in my case, I've already done that under the guise of checking out our ancestorial DNA in comparison to mine and the Mother (yes I even tested her as well) and I would immediately be moving to the next step.

Who's calling me and trying to troll me and why? My first thoughts would be this is my Mother or some guy doing her bidding (she has a history of trying to fuck with my decades long marriage or with me in general), or did the wife cheat and this guy just suspects the kid might be his? This is when my detective side would kick in and I'd use my deductive reasoning to try and figure out exactly who is this and why are they doing this. I'd probably play stupid and try to get the guy to talk i. e. pretend I've suspected this the entire time and just need enough information as so that I can go to war with my wife. Look at the bright side of things... if she did cheat, now I am justified in cheating all I want until I finally get caught to which my response will be "because I found out you _____" and the detective side of me would make sure my supporting evidence is in place long before I get my meat wet with the first side chick of many... because I simply don't get caught... only retards do. You know... silver linings and all that.

I enjoy revenge more than I enjoy being friendly

Chances are it's just a IRL troll and my ire will be directed towards fucking with them back. Two can always play the same game, and I'd like to see how much better I can play that game.

[NathanDavis]

I would call him Luke... and tell him that I am his father

[Genie23]

What's up with all these questions lately about fathers finding out that they're not the biological father?

[Anonymous]

I'd antagonize him. Then I'd tell him if he's man enough to face me come do something about it. And then I'd tell him I live in Washington D. C. and my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. COME GET SOME!

[standardguy]

That I know that's a weird joke and hang up