My roommate ignored our CERN clause and invited his girlfriend—what should I do?

[Anonymous]

My best friend and roommate was invited to the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland and can take one other person. I'm a theoretical physicist and I've always wanted to go, I even added a clause in our roommate agreement that says that if one of us gets to go to the Large Hadron Collider they'd invite the other to go with them. However he decided to invite his girlfriend instead for a romantic getaway. She doesn't even like Physics. What should I do?

[lightbulb27]

tell him he's responsible for finding you 3 suitable mates so you can get invited by a hot physics chick in the future else broke your lease, he's now homeless.

I doubt your clause is enforceable or legal.

and tell him to have a good time.

[Staximus]

Of course he’s going to take his girlfriend, are you stupid or something? What the hell do think would happen if he told his girlfriend “I’m going to Switzerland with my roommate, not you”? She would think you two are going to go play cornhole in the hotel room and leave him. Stop being a cheap bum and buy your own ticket and go yourself.

[FreyaRed]

In Japanese culture there is a ritual called seppuku that washes big shame away.

[MrChinaski]

Chill to the dulcet tones of Les Horribles Cernettes

https://www.youtube.com/embed/R52rcYQv9ZU

[MrChinaski]

Now close your eyes and imagine you're downloading it at 14.4kbs... serenity...

[NathanDavis]

I'm taking Penny... I don't care...

[Nikki1989]

You have been watching too much Big Bang Theory. Seek therapy.

[Anonymous]

This is an episode of Big Bang Theory and a lame one at that.

[Asker]

How did you know?

[DryGermanGuy]

Build your own hadron collider.

[MrChinaski]

May as well get his mates together and throw together a couple of pyramids and a stonehenge while they are at it...

[Anonymous]

Just finish the episode and see

[Agape93]

Get over it

[Anonymous]

Cute 😂