What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in your kitchen?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

As you know I have a very cute woman living with me. I am very grateful to have her help me and cheer me up.

Today, I was practicing with my crutches and passed by the kitchen.

Suddenly my eyes got caught by the silicon nipple covers I have bought about 2 months ago.

They were proudly stuck on the most noticeable part of the kitchen wall tiles, right next to the hanging spatula.

Probably she thought it’s an accessory. I just let them stay not to make her feel awkward.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Silicone... they make oven mitts out of that. Probably what she thought they were.

Reminds me of when my Japanese ex was wearing a big ole pot leaf on her shirt (I laughed because she hates weed)... I asked her about the shirt... she just thought it was cute and had no idea what it was.

Innocence... I love it when I actually see it.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Yep, I love it too.

[love_conquers_lust]

Nothing really comes to mind except perhaps our family basset hound puking on the floor and then licking it up. Gross, but dogs will be dogs.

It’s the privacy of your home. What a queen does in her castle is her business. Hopefully she doesn’t ask to borrow them or something.

[midnightmoon05]

I used one of these for 3, 4 months.

I need some of those. I hate bras.!!

they don’t fall off? What if you are sweating?

they look cute as room/kitchen decors 👍she is clever.

I never used crutches when I broke my foot. I had a knee walker.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

That’s a good idea, I have never heard of knee walker, up until yesterday. How did your leg heal?

[7Phoenix7]

This made me laugh! 🤣 She thought your nipple covers were wall decor lol. That's hilarious...

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Yep and that’s also so cute 😀

[7Phoenix7]

It is, she seems really cute !

[7Phoenix7]

And I think it's sweet of you to leave them up there, to keep from hurting her feelings or making her feel awkward

[Daffotul]

yeah right omg

[Daffotul]

except now you need new ones

[NathanDavis]

this guy I had met just two days ago

how the hell did you end up all the way in my kitchen when I had not waken up yet... FTW

not my current house and neighborhood though... lmao

[Grond21]

🤣😂🤣 All of a sudden you are having the funniest adventures with your secret things

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I have to somehow entertain myself while I am unable to walk 😄

[Grond21]

... that can be taken in two ways...🤣

[molonski2]

hahahahahahha , very amusing , never found too much in my kitchen.

[Heolurt]

A female roommate naked, I used to have roommates when I first bought my house and it turned out 1 of them liked being naked when she was home alone, and this particular time she thought she was alone in the house but I was napping. I got up for a snack and a drink and walked in on her dancing naked while cooking, I apologized and went rushing back to my room, never left my room after that without saying I was leaving my room. I also no longer have roommates especially female roommates

[Beckybooboo]

When a couple friends and I rented an apartment together 2 years ago, we were doing some deep cleaning. A friend and I pulled the refrigerator out and found a bottle of OxyContin!

[Joshydavid25]

Those covers must have been in a place where she found them.. LOL..

[Anonymous]

That is hilarious! I remember once being over at a girls apartment and on the table there was an ENORMOUS bottle of KY jelly! lol! Girl clearly got through some lube!

[Anonymous]

a man wearing a mask, with some sort of firearm.

[deus_ex_sisyphus]

Its a few years ago, but in uni, my girlfriend at the time had a secret dildo stashed where the rolling pin would normally be

[KonkeyDong]

An opossum.


The kitchen houses the stove. Warmest part of the house. We often "temporarily adopt" animals in need of a little aid.

On a farm, you see plenty of animals.

[TiaNour]

Probably when I found a glass bottle with a pickle inside of it. Still to this day I’m confused

[justabuddy]

She is going to think you are a sex addict. Kidding Odds are she probably didn't even know what they were.

[lightbulb27]

me... for sure.

[Gent207-2]

Thats funny lol

[RavVid]

Funny. I have to ask. How did they slip out?

[FunkyMonkee]

My uncle, Jim.

[RedInnocent68]

A glass dildo, in the dishwasher. 🤔😂

[Andres77]

🤦‍♂️…

[Kelly6]

Condom under the stove

[Daffotul]

hilarious

[danieltorgeman]

I found a girl underwear

[riverrat3]

Just me