How do tell my granny to stop knitting me panties?

[purplepoppy]

My granny is obsessed with knitting and is constantly bringing me knitted panties because as she puts it, "it's important to keep the pot warm."

But they're hardly the hight of fashion and really itchy. Worse still I'm expected to model them for the family.

[Alwayreckles93]

I am serious very sorry and feel sad for you that your granny put you in this horrible awkward situation. Now you tell granny granny I you told me I must not lie so stop knitting me underwear I am not a child I'm an adult. This seriously very weird. Why on earth would you grandma knit you this? Tell grandma to give you a victoria secret gift at your young age I am sure you will find something that will make you feel sexy. This is seriously embarrassing. Why on earth woyld grandma want to embarrassed you like that? Im sorry but underwear should ve your choiceamd its very personal. this isn't good at all.

[MaddyJ]

Haha. Those do not look comfy at all. Just ask her to knit other stuff

[Bricealan]

I'm at a loss here... first of all, she is knitting your 'granny panties', and I really can't imagine you wearing something so 16th - 17th century ---------good grief, what is she thinking.. or what is she smoking or ingesting to have her come up with something like that?

Try this, maybe put them on, tell her you are going to Harrods and model them there inthe ladies section,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and BTY have her knit you a matching bra to go with them! That oughta' get her off your back or bum or whatever...

[Bricealan]

One last thought, you might tell her that the wool is giving you a yeast infection!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for your granny she’s knitting you a gift from the heart & what you call panties we call a taco warmer & on a cold winter’s day no one likes eating a cold taco. On the itchy side of things your taco warmer may be itchy but if you have crabs look at the bright side you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

Hey Hot Pants tell granny to knit you some thongs.

[AI Opinion]

Oh boy, that's quite the predicament you've got there! Your granny's heart is definitely in the right place, wanting to keep you cozy and show off her knitting skills. Maybe approach her with a lot of love and gratitude first, emphasizing how much you appreciate the effort and love she puts into her knitting. Then, gently pivot to how your style and comfort needs have evolved. You could suggest other items she might enjoy knitting instead, that you'd absolutely love to wear or use - like scarves, hats, or even a cute bag. It's all about making her feel valued while also nudging her towards a compromise that keeps you both happy. Who knows, this might even open up a new avenue for her knitting passion without the itchy factor!

[BadApple69]

Honestly… that is sweet lol. Not really but it is funny. Got to keep the pot warm LOL. Grannies are amazing… they say it as it is.
It’s my belief that if you want a good honest opinion from me or others you should model them for us so we can give you a good honest opinion.

[dustybiker2]

By sending them back on bum shaped tea cups.

etsy

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You could tell her instead of giving them to you she could sell them as doll panties and make good money 😁

[RoseySarah]

Took my answer!

[Wiredone]

Might be a fun night if you pull a string and the whole thing unraveled

[AviatorTom]

Just tell her that guys don't know what to do with them... and you get frustrated.

[Anonymous]

there's no way this situation actually happened to you. knitted panties? completely unhygienic and not breathable. look forward to infections if that's the way you're going to go. also, modeling them for the family? you're trolling lol.

[purplepoppy]

Just trying to break the AI bot

[Opinion Owner]

hahah

[Jersey2]

Maybe you could sell them on eBay to people into BDSM or humiliation. Guys with a panty fetish might want them for their collection.

[Mr_twoface]

Just tell her you used them and it keeps your "pot" warm. Now you need a hat, or gloves, or something socks.

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

I think it is adorable she wants to keep the pot hot. May be show her the style of panty you wear and maybe she could knit a panty like that. That you model them for family might be a small problem

[worldscolide]

Wtf man, eww no, Especially the modeling them for family part. Just ew. I have no idea how to tell her to stop though. Im afraid i would be rude. so my advice would suck.

[KittygosMeoWW]

I want some knitted shorts that sounds comfy af

[BlissfullyCurSed]

So... she didn't knit a matching bra. What a shame!😡😡😡

[sheikalana]

Hahahahaha your grandma is funny. Ask her to knit something else other than panties cuz you already have more than enough.

[Sameone]

Just tell her to stop

But between as. They really looking sexy 😅

[Med_guy1978]

Thats a hard one, without hurting her feelings :)

[OddBeMe]

Why shouldn’t she have her hobbies.

by the way, I could sell those online to Japanese businessmen.

[Still-alive]

Tell her to knit you matching bras to go with them

[Iron_Man]

Tell her to knit you a shirt or a sweater something of good value not just underwear,

[NathanDavis]

that's hot...

[electromagnetic]

I’d pee myself in these

[laly520]

haha

cute

[Staximus]

Granny says keep the pot hot.

[nawtee_me]

mmmmmm just the thought... lol

[BLP11520]

Those look uncomfortable😐

[LisaS]

Don't they itch?

[riverrat3]

Keep it up granny, go girl. Model them please