How do you solve the moral muff question?

[purplepoppy]

A little old lady decides to dye her short and curlies to match the hair on her head. Soon after, she's visited by her lover, who wishes to dr8nk from the furry cup before her husband gets home.

Unfortunately, her muff dye isn't quite set and transfers to his beard, dying it a bright shade of permanent purple. He really loves his big bushy beard, and it'll break his heart to cut it.

She likes a bush because it keeps her warm in the winter.

He hasn't noticed, so what is the proper moral solution?

She should shave her snatch before her husband puts 1+1 together

He should shave off his beloved beard

She should dye both the curtains and carpet a different colour

He should dye all his beard purple and say it's for charity

[mysteriousNicholas]

👀 😘 Lol lady, @purplepoppy you know I razor mine in the shower (thanks for the inspiration back in 2020 or 2022 when you were 19/20, and another OnlyFans smooth white guy and his girlfriend both a channel from Bulgaria mentioned he razors in the shower with cream or before a shower with razor cream)
I voted A because yes, I've known that European/UK slang term for vagina/vulva as snatch.
Keep things smooth all over your body, poppy and that rhymes 😅😋👀👀👀👌 @purplepoppy here's a razor emoji 🪒 and a shower 🚿 and a ice cream lol 🍦 because there's no other besides shampoo bottle 🧴
Anyways - hope you're keeping safe and clean and humble 🫧

[mysteriousNicholas]

Keep being a beautiful soul, y'all 💓🤩

[mysteriousNicholas]

@purplepoppy thanks for the like 👍 and yep, I knew about "muff" as another slang term for the vagina /vulva lol chuckles 🤭👀 around 2015 or so, or 2013. When I was 19 or 21.

[mysteriousNicholas]

Every country and pop culture or plain 🧫 has its slang and lingo 🥁 🪘 island music anybody bongos and that round drum symbol with a stick 🍡 ahhh lovely island music 🎶🎶🎶🎶😋 or Carribbean (in the sometimes some ways pronounced as carrib-pause-eeaan tone) music 👍

[mysteriousNicholas]

I personally like Carribbean as it's said as it's spelt yet some countries say it uniquely lol 😎🆒

[mysteriousNicholas]

@purplepoppy hell, I'm always just grateful I'm clean shaven top and below and I'm always a believer in "oral sex is a turn off" anyhow - mouths (of either) aren't for 😅🤭👀 anyways

[mysteriousNicholas]

Thanks 👍

[AviatorTom]

Gotta raise money for the orphanage. Kids, especially girls, love purple.

[RandomGirl42]

The proper moral code of ethics and etiquette would dictate I go get rat arsed (Is that the proper British term? I learned after yesterday terms between our countries vary greatly) down at the local pub and watch the dwarf tossing competition. (Definition depending which country you are in)

[purplepoppy]

Rat arsed, pissed, 3 sheets to the wind, tanked up, wasted, hanging well meaded. Feel free to drop them in a conversation

[AyChingao]

@purplepoppy squiffy? or is that merely tipsy

[RandomGirl42]

I bloody well got rat arsed , tankered, wasted , pissin' well meaded , staggerin' wrapped in 3 sheets droppin' in on a conversation drunk, I bleedin' well did. Blimey. ... How was that?

[RandomGirl42]

And TY for the MHO 😊

[douride2]

He should have kept of someone else's carpet in the first place. That way he wouldn't be in this predicament.

[AI Opinion]

This is indeed a tricky situation! 😅 The best approach might be honesty and communication. The little old lady could explain the mishap to her lover before he discovers the vibrant change himself. Considering their relationship's nature and trust, sharing a laugh over the unexpected dye job might just bring them closer. It's all about embracing the unexpected and handling it with care and humor! 🌈

[AngryCarl2]

The moral solution would be not to practice adultery in the first place.

[Anonymous]

It's a mystery, I really can't figure it out...

[exitseven]

shave off the beard. It will grow back.

[FunkyMonkee]

He can dye his beard another colour.

[milkmustache]

My preference on a woman is just a little hair.

[milkmustache]

I can't answer this question Does porn reflect how men would behave as girls? because of my xper level

I just wanted to say the best question I've ever read. I'm not gay. But when I watch porn I defintely wish I was the woman being fucked the BBC.