Why STRAIGHT guys should START going to GAY CLUBS

1. HOT GIRLS GO TO GAY BARS

So it's been said that many hot girls go to gay clubs because their tired of getting hit on by guys when going out, and so often go in packs.

2. ZERO COMPETITION

Unlike most clubs where you have to compete against many blood thirsty guys, all trying to gian the attention of a girl. In a GAY club, the 12 guys surrounding her don't care if the cute girl is dancing flirtatiously with them on the dance floor. You literally have no competition in GAY bars to pick up women.

3) GIRL's DEFENSE MECHANISM ARE TEMPORARILY DEACTIVATED

As a girl walks into a typical club, she mentally prepares to be hit on by everything with a penis. Much like the Starship Enterprise, she readies herself for attack: shields up, phasers set to bitch. Hence, girls who are ordinarily easy to talk to may suddenly become unapproachable brats. But in a gay bar, girls have no expectation of harassment . They are relaxed, approachable, and generally happy to meet you.

4) DON'T FEAR ABOUT GETTING HIT ON BY GAY DUDES. GAY GUY'S KNOW YOUR NOT GAY

I have a few friends whose chief objection to a gay bar would be: “I don’t want gay dudes hitting on me.” This is dumb. And after being in a gay bar 20 minutes, you’ll find out why. Apparently, it takes the average gay guy exactly 4.3 seconds to determine you’re not a target. Maybe your jeans aren’t skinny enough, maybe your hair isn’t moussed enough, whatever it is, they know semi-instantly. And they’re cool with that. But even if a gay guy should happen to throw some game at you, it ain't gonna kill ya, super-hetero dude. So be flattered, and thank him for the raspberry mojito.

5) GAY GUYS ARE EXCELLENT WINGMEN

Once a gay guy realizes you’re not gay (4.3 seconds after meeting you), he and his friends can become your greatest allies. Some may even play matchmaker, grabbing nearby girls, introducing them, talking you up, pretty much everything but arranging a dowry. And in some countries, they’ll probably do that too.

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