7 Common Lies Women Tell (And Men Are Onto You!) (Page 3)

[Anonymous]

She might not always be lying. Some guys might actually be good in bed, or have a big penis to her. I can sort of relate to the "I'm fine", because that is code that I am trying to be fine with the situation.

[mattty]

"I'm not that kind of girl". Soooo true. Every girl that "was that kind of girl" actually said this line. How ironic as she basically indirectly admits what she's like.

[Anonymous]

5. "He's just a friend." - They say that about me. And it has been true for the last 25 years.

6- "You're so big". Never heard this sentence before referred to my penis. When they say that, they usually refer to the fact that I'm tall and overweight.

[Bandit74]

I agree on some.
If you're under 6.5 in, it's pretty much guaranteed you're not the biggest she's ever had. If you're over that range then it's possible that you are the biggest.

[Spiorad_Aisce]

I agree somewhat with (1) The best (2) I'm Fine (6) You're so big (7) I'm a virgin - Yeah can happen - I don't agree with the rest.

[YourFutureEx]

8. "this is just a bunch of bullshit stereotyping"

[Unit1]

You. Nailed. It at the end right in the head mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[YourFutureEx]

@Unit1 I always do. It's my job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Afrochick]

ahgahaqhahahahah

[RexCatholicissimus]

Reminds me a tiny bit of that Patrice O'Neal joke where he explains how women rape men.

"You miss me?"

[Anonymous]

Other than the "I'm fine." part this isn't true for me. I'm unattractive so no guy has ever liked me. I've never had a relationship and likely never will. I'm still a virgin. Most guys are my friends because they would never want more with me.

[Reallygottago]

Aww girl looks are nothing. They die as you age and if no one has liked you yet cuz of your looks you haven't met any good people. You're awesome and u slay and u probs have an awesome personality. <3 uuuu

[fuqthegovt]

@Reallygottago Yeah speak for yourself. She sounds like she's exhibit A that most guys prioritize looks unless it's scripted otherwise in some Romance movie. And it's true if you are unattractive we are either not going to bother learning about your personality or simply toss you in the friend zone. Of course since you are only 13 you probably still think that life is not much different than a movie. From one that is 30 years older: it is usually far different (that's sometimes the purpose of a movie; temporary escape from life) and looks do matter. If they didn't billions wouldn't be spent on cosmetics and plastic surgery every year.

[Opinion Owner]

Exactly. What he says is true. I'll be 30 soon enough and every guy has rejected me and no one has asked me out. That's life unfortunately. For me, my face is extremely masculine looking. I look exactly like my father.

[Reallygottago]

Literally I don't think life is a movie. I went to a restaraunt the other day and I saw at least three couples there that had an ugly girl or boy. Also in movies the girl and boy are always like models so you can't even say that. I have an ex who's chubby short and not that pretty really but I still loved him dearly for his sense of humor and personality. Most people don't understand that 13 year olds right now can know a lot more about life and love than you think.

[Anonymous]

Lol these are funny. Can be changed a little and it's what guys say too haha. But really, for anybody, guys or girls, as soon as people spout this bs, run. It's always the same type that says this shit.

[FanGirl67]

Dude, when ANYONE says they're fine, people can barely tellteh difference. And I'm a virgin, just put your dick in and if she bleeds well she's not, but then again not all people bleed when they lose their virginity. Do they?

[19magic]

I was gunna mention about not bleeding, cus I didn't but bravo you already said it

[Naughtygirlishere]

I kinda of told 1,2 and 7 but da was only onces 😛!!
3 is not my style at all Infact I actually have seen many guys wear makeup now days lol

[Mrwoo99]

Yeah celebs an TV presenters wear makeup you mean lol

[Naughtygirlishere]

@Mrwoo99 no no in RL I have seen many guys wear makeup lol

[Mrwoo99]

Listen I didn't reply last night cos fell a sleep so did you manage to get your rocks off on your own last night?

[Naughtygirlishere]

@Mrwoo99 yeah lol
Naughty has her ways 😏

[Mrwoo99]

Filthy girl haha I bet you got a locked cabinet with loads of sex tools just waiting to be used lol where abouts in US you from?

[Naughtygirlishere]

@Mrwoo99 omg 😱 how did u know about my cabinet with loads of sex toys lol
I'm from Connecticut Norwalk

[Telekinetic-Potato]

this mytake has basically described my last 3 relationships.

[ThisisDyari]

Girls do lies but I don't think those ones.. I mean ew how can girls be like that? If they were I promise I won't date anygirl or talk to any girl anymore

[Fearless_banana]

I feel like they aren't lying when they say I'm the best they've ever had though.

[EllieLexis513]

Only an insecure guy would think she's lying lol

[SovereignessofVamps]

unfortunately it's a super common thing for girls to say. it usually means she wants a relationship.

[Raymond_Reddington]

I'll have you know I am 11 cm so I am most definitely deserving of such high praise!

[Reallygottago]

Lmaooo 😂😂😂👏👏

[Loveherbut]

Loooool thats true i noticed on this site women only get pissed off when someone tells them the truth

[Mysterio421]

That means you hit a nerve that hits home to them and they have to face themselves in the mirror. Sad but true. People a lot of times just can't take responsibility and admit their mistakes and change their ways. Instead, they get mad and it gets worse.

[Anonymous]

Come on, not all the girls are sluts... not all the girls wear makeup... and not all the girls are lying all the time.

[sp33d]

"I'm not that kind of girl" :D Cracks me up every time.
I'll take this as a fun read. Don't understand why lack the cojones to not post this under your account, though.

[Pinkcupcake20]

Hmm, I haven't slept with any guys so I'm really not like other females. I mean because of the other dirty whores all girls have to pay but I'm glad I'm different I'd rather be different.

[fuqthegovt]

I really have the urge to copy/paste this. Dead on whether meant as satire or serious.