Top 6 Common Lies Some Men Tell

[ikissedtheskyonce]

These are most common lies some men tell, men will play these lies like a broken record.

1. You are the only girl for me

2. I only have sex in relationships

3. I don't live with my parents, my parents live with me

4. This is my car

5. "She's crazy" or every one of their exes is "crazy" all of a sudden

6. She's just a friend

[Fathoms77]

LOL @ #3.

And all guys have the same answer for why a girl left: "She went nuts." :P

[Adigelunar]

good take,,

[Junlian]

No 6! No 6! Ahhhhhh!! No 6. Everybody don't panic it's a trap. My issues are 3 - 7. Cause my dad is away, my mom has no job. So me and my older brother is taking care of her. When I own my own car, that's what mean. I work hard for it. Even its a 1995 model I'll still say it's mine. My exes are crazy. 2nd ex did t like me cause I was too nice but was crying her eyes out ( webcam) cause bc don't love her. 3rd ex used me fore sex but she also played hard to get. 2 of my old era been around her before and hated her. Even my mom did. She play like she don't like me but when hug other people or what ever she comes to me saying that how come she hugs. I told her cause every time I do you say no. And list goes on. My current relationship is jus that. She has a guy but she really likes me. Slim not going advance until she dump the guy.

[Unit1]

1. N/A*
2. N/A*
3. What? I have never heard that.
4. Heard that before. Sad but sometimes true.
5. N/A*
7. N/A*

N/A* = I am a virgin, who never had a girlfriend, never had his first kiss and never touched a girl, so I can not say whether these are confirmed lies or not.

Here's another common lie men keep telling, which involves giving out too many compliments too early just in order to rush into yr pants and fake confidence.

Oh and... learn to count!

[ikissedtheskyonce]

Lol you are butthurt

[Unit1]

If you say so ♥ :)

[ikissedtheskyonce]

You mad :)

[Chief16]

Pshhhh please, 'some' women say the say same things.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

But this mytake is about men

[Chief16]

Sure it is, and my comment is about women. So there.

[Elarra]

Then write your own Take about it instead of pointing out the obvious on this one.

[Chief16]

@Elarra and what's it to you?

[JustWorthlessMe]

Fair enough...

7 common lies some Women tell:

It's your baby.
Looks aren't important to me.
I would never cheat on you.
He abuses me. (revenge)
I won't take my shitty past out on you.
He's just a friend.
He raped me. (revenge)

wonder how many people will see that both lists are just stupid generalizations?

And wonder how many hypocrites will agree with the first and bash me for the second?

[ikissedtheskyonce]

I used the word some, is not a generalization

[JustWorthlessMe]

so... both lists are valid in your opinion?

[blutwolfe]

I actually do have a car tho wtf, its pretty normal here everyone has their own car lol

girls tell these lies all the time too its not just guys, just humans in general

[ikissedtheskyonce]

I already knew some guy would say girls do this too. This mytake is about men not women.

[Rahdle]

I'll be honest, I feel kinda proud cuz I've literally never said any of these lies. Never been in any of those positions ☺️

[cross98]

lol my dad would call his exs (including my mom) "crazy" when he knows his ass is foul ass shit!

[cross98]

oh and by the way, no shade, but you should've left out "some" and let these bastards have it. if this mytake was about women, the guy would let all the females hear whatever it was he wanted them to know; hateful or not.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

True. I know some guy is going to post a mytake about girls doing this

[cross98]

@ikissedtheskyonce hows your day gurl?

[ikissedtheskyonce]

Great, thanks

[cross98]

nice !

[jman46241]

Wow! guys have gotten really lazy with game then.. Maybe girls are more trusting..

[ikissedtheskyonce]

I think guys have gotten lazy and some girls keep falling for it

[IsraelJordan]

First off, wheres 6? Second, number 5 is the only one I've used more than once lmao!

[frozenhorizon]

I don't get why anyone would have to "say" these things if they were true, it would be implicit.

[DizzyAster]

Yeah, but she is crazy.
I don't know what else to tell you.

[Derek_Oleson]

This take is a lie.

It is common for women to falsely accuse men all the time... to come up with fake and diabolical stories

[AhGojira]

You sound like one of the crazies...

[ikissedtheskyonce]

Why? Because you are butthurt that you are a liar?

[AhGojira]

See I knew you were one of the crazies. Let that crazy shine.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

No you just have issues

[AhGojira]

You're crazy... You know it. We know it. Just accept it.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

sounds like you are the one who is crazy because you have no valid reason as to why you think that i am crazy, you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again which is common in people with mental issues. You should question why a 35 year old man like you is acting like a little baby

[AhGojira]

You just did the same thing, so is that an admission that you are crazy? It should be by your own definition, not that your definition is valid.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

lol I did not do the same thing little boy

[AhGojira]

You stated that I have issues then you returned with claims of mental illness. Thus by your very own definition you are mentally ill. Give yourself a pat on that back miss crazy.

[ikissedtheskyonce]

that makes no sense at all, sounds like you are just arguing for the sake of arguing

[AhGojira]

You made up your own bullshit definition, you at least have to stick with it in relation to yourself even though it is completely wrong.

[depeche2015]

They're stupid things to lie about but true lol

[Saoirse_Nua]

That is very true for some guys alright.

[donttellmeimugly]

lies they tell the ugly women

[ikissedtheskyonce]

Lol is that why men sleep with ugly women too?

[BertMacklinFBI]

crazy girls are <3