What are some excuses to touch a girl's leg?

[Anonymous]

no, not a random girl, a girl that i'm friends with. if i'm hanging out with her, what is an excuse or pretext i can use to touch,/rub etc. her leg?

[Anonymous]

Why her leg that's creepy? go for the arm or hand it's and cuter and LESS creepy.. even though its less "sexy " that will get you farther... you sound like a perv.( I don't even know why I gave you good advice ) you sound like to don't deserve it. ...

[Asker]

the reason i say her leg because her legs are sexy. why the hell would i want to touch her arm? good advice my ass

[Opinion Owner]

Ya " bro "why da fuck man? Duh

..
actually maybe try putting your fingers In her ass too

... Better yet put them In your own ass

[Asker]

i sincerely hope you dont think i understand what the hell you just said

[Asker]

you just sound jealous because no guy's ever wanted to touch your leg, or any part of you for that. doesn't make a guy a perv when he does want to touch a girl's leg

[been_waiting]

So just bc she thinks you're being a creep, she's undesirable? Really

[Asker]

more like the inverse of that

[YoureBeautiful]

And girls say they aren't judgmental

[Opinion Owner]

Are you kidding? Lol... guys who actually know me would be laughing at you right now... but instead you are here getting advise on how to get laid hahaha... loser

("how to touch a girls leg ") LOL give me a break...😂😂😂

[Asker]

yeah, they would laugh because they know exactly what im talking about. and at least i can get laid. with the best advice in the world you couldnt get laid

[Asker]

[owned]

[been_waiting]

"At least I can get laid" you're 23 years old asking how to touch a girls leg. You don't really sound like you get pussy.

A guy pulled that on me at the movies and I haven't talked to him since... ewwwWwwwW

[Asker]

'You don't really sound like you get pussy. ' i really dont see the point of you telling me that. since i do 'get pussy', what does it matter whether i sound like i do or not?

[been_waiting]

Just pointing out my impression. If you truly do why announce it

[Asker]

you're the one that questioned me on it. all i was doing was pointing out that i have zero doubt that the opinion owner is undesirable

[pyramid_princess]

Lol! You could rub her leg and say " are those 10 denier, oops sorry, your legs are so smooth, i thought you were wearing tights"

[pyramid_princess]

Thanks for MHO.

[Red_Arrow]

Would that work on you @pyramid_princess ;-)

[pyramid_princess]

@Red_Arrow. No it wouldn't, i'd slap him or bend his fingers back Lol

[Red_Arrow]

So you were just setting this guy up? How cruel. So now you have to tell us what WILL fork on you. ;-)

[Red_Arrow]

*work

[pyramid_princess]

@Red_Arrow. Not at all! He asked a question, so i suggested an idea.
The idea doesn't have to be something which works on me.
So happy you corrected that I misread it at first, and i didn't see it as "fork"

[Red_Arrow]

Oooh, you're bad. Gotta make sure with you that if I ask a question I say "What is a GOOD reason to..." Ha Ha You sound like you have a lot of fun with what you say. Notice you did not cough up what would work with you ;-)

[pyramid_princess]

@red-arrow i was coughing up on what would work, but i started choking on my words haha
Fun is my middle name. seems like it's your first Lol
;). ;)

[pyramid_princess]

@Red_Arrow

[Red_Arrow]

Believe me, you are not the first to notice. Unfortunately, sometimes my mouth gets ahead of my brain and I may get myself in trouble at some point. But it sure is fun until then. ;-)

[kangy]

Only when she allows u
so unless she is direct about it
you keep your hands to yourself

[Mesonfielde]

well technically you try and if she stops you then you stop
that's the basic methodology

[kangy]

@Mesonfielde a true gentleman don't even try

[Asker]

dont even try? what bullshit

[Mesonfielde]

Lol, a true gentlemen also doesn't have sex nor kiss nor talk to women because they respect that there is a chance that the female doesn't want to at any time all time ever, right?

That is not how the social rules work.

[kangy]

a true gentleman won't possess the thought that asker is having.
of course a true gentleman want intimacy too but they respect people.
@Mesonfielde

[MakeitOrDieTrying]

kangy is so boring!

[Red_Arrow]

@kangy boring? Not! Hot!

[TheGreenRanger]

Watch a movie.

If you two are alone and hot for each other, naturally you should be on each other half way through the film.

[been_waiting]

A guy did that in the exact situation you described.

Did not have the desired effect.

[Asker]

lol, i wasn't planning on taking his advice anyway

[TheGreenRanger]

Had the desired effect when I did it with a girl; again, she was down though.

[ThisDudeHere]

These things you just need to feel. There is not written guide on it - every individual girl is different.

[LauraMarx]

in highschool my mum used to know a guy who would say 'are your trousers Felt?' and girls would say, 'no?' and he'd touch their legs n say, 'they are now'

[Asker]

and if she's wearing shorts

[LauraMarx]

dude you dont wanna actually do that lmao thats not like, a good thing to do

[Asker]

why not? you're saying she won't like it?

[LauraMarx]

nah not if you're cheesy like this lol. She probably won't like u touching her anyway unless you're like, flirting and stuff? are u 2 hot n heavy already? Sometimes if I'm really flirtin heavy with a girl I'll just ask her if I can touch her legs and it's a nice segue into sex I guess. But you can't just try and touch a girl out of nowhere.

[SurströmmingLover]

Did you give that man a cookie?

[Asker]

no, we're not hot and heavy. i already said we're friends

[Klaatu51]

hmmmm

tell her that she has some bug on her knee maybe and you want to throw it away?

[Your_boss960]

Tell her you're only saying what you are saying to make her feel better.

[YoureBeautiful]

PC, basically

[Your_boss960]

@yourebeautiful what does that mean

[YoureBeautiful]

Politically correct. You tell them what they want to hear, they go home happy

[Anonymous]

Tell her it is infected with space rabies and you have healing cosmic hands.

[dudeman]

Watch a movie share a blanket get comfortable then make a move.

[Anonymous]

Man, this sounds kinda lame. How about we look and don't touch, okay?

[Asker]

where's the fun is that?

[Opinion Owner]

Oh there's plenty of fun on her end when you don't touch her, trust me.

[Asker]

'kay

[Opinion Owner]

...:-)

[Anonymous]

Being a pervert is a good excuse.

[Asker]

whats your point?

[Opinion Owner]

That you sound like a creep, sorry.

[YoureBeautiful]

It would be a reason, nonetheless

[Asker]

lmao. 'sorry'? dont flatter yourself. i seriously dont give a fuck what you think i sound like. im just asking why do you state the obvious, when you could have just answered my question instead.

[Opinion Owner]

Wow, you are not only a pervert and creep, but also a child and a douche. Congrats.

[LauraMarx]

I have never seen someone get so inflamed over someone saying sorry lolol

[Opinion Owner]

What a pitiful creature we got there.

[Asker]

thats one thing we can agree on. the creature is VERY pitiful

[Opinion Owner]

It's cool that you agreed that you are pitiful. Mind to stop commenting?

[Asker]

no, i said the creature was pitiful, not me.

[Opinion Owner]

You are such a disgrace. I am just going to ignore you.

[jmmmfi]

Why don't you get a gf and rub her leg?

[Anonymous]

You don't. Don't be that creepy guy

[2014raser]

"Don't mind me, I'm going to tie your shoe."