Pick up lines contest? Are you in?

[Helotome]

Honestly I am curious about your pick up lines & your creative. Share it & let the community react to it. Let's see who gets the most likes. 😎😝

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Damn girl are you an ant, cause I wanna throw you into the nearest puddle of water and watch you drown but have this overwhelming sense of guilt so I run to the tree in my backyard grab a leave, fold it a tad bit and gently scoop you up. Then I put you on a patch of dry dirt and nurture you back to health with a variety of poorly broken up leaves. Unfortunately I leave you outside too long and a bird that was watching the whole thing from a distance swoops in and grabs you. We never see each other again.

[IM_SAM2]

I am really bad in pickup lines.
I like more if other person use the lines

[Rizwan_khan]

So their are 20 alphabets. You think their are 26 I must be wrong... wait...
Beacuse U, R, A, Q, T ohhhhh i must forget one alphabet I'm right nahh
Cuz you have my D later 😉.

[MrTaboo]

I've got the STD, all I need is U.


Wait...

[siseñor]

no <text because gag has a fucking word limit so you can't even say yes or no>

[Lol2384]

Are you from America? Cause you're a state