
Pick up lines contest? Are you in?


Damn girl are you an ant, cause I wanna throw you into the nearest puddle of water and watch you drown but have this overwhelming sense of guilt so I run to the tree in my backyard grab a leave, fold it a tad bit and gently scoop you up. Then I put you on a patch of dry dirt and nurture you back to health with a variety of poorly broken up leaves. Unfortunately I leave you outside too long and a bird that was watching the whole thing from a distance swoops in and grabs you. We never see each other again.
I am really bad in pickup lines.
I like more if other person use the lines
So their are 20 alphabets. You think their are 26 I must be wrong... wait...
Beacuse U, R, A, Q, T ohhhhh i must forget one alphabet I'm right nahh
Cuz you have my D later 😉.
I've got the STD, all I need is U.
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