Hit me with your best pick up line... GO!?

[SillyQuirks]

Just out of pure entertainment and also for educational purpose, s lol, hit me with your best pick up line gentlemen...

& Ladies, let me know the best or WORSE one you've heard. :) Maybe you know a pick up line yourself? What is it.

Ready... Set... GO!

Updates

+1 y

Lol thanks everyone for their pick up line posts! :) made me laugh.

Here is mine to share:
"Dang girl you looking like a piece of cake... Delicious!"
Guys don't use that one lol - it went no where.

[Niceguyscumlast]

Keep in mind this was quite a number of years ago long before you were born. My friend and I walked into a bar and began using one of those "Counter clickers" that are used to take attendance and each time we used it we would say "No" well eventually a woman would come up and ask what we were doing I would then smile and say out loud "1" looking her in the eyes she would reply with "one what" and I would say I was just counting the number of women in the bar that were beautiful"

Now you can say it was corny but honest truth it worked more times than not.

[SillyQuirks]

Corny is perfect lol. That is funny.

[Niceguyscumlast]

Thank you

[Arrowdynamics]

Hello, my name is Brandon. I was wondering if you accompanied by anyone is it okay if I give you my number and you call me sometime.

[SandPlanet]

* Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.

* Your name must be yogurt. Because I wanna spoon you.

* On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

* You remind me of my pinky toe - you're small, cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

[SandPlanet]

Why the downvote? =/

[ihatethiswebsite]

those were all good lol

[SillyQuirks]

I don't know who down voted you lol , I like those :) has anyone ever used them on you?

[SandPlanet]

Nah, I've only ever seen them online. I'd love to have them used on me though. :D

[CommieDearest]

Anything that is related to negging is usually particularly fun to shut right the fuck down.

[brianawilld]

Are you Russian?
Because you got this blood Russian to my...
I'm joking :) lol

[SillyQuirks]

Oh lawd! Lol

[bladesdragon3]

Hi... I'm... ah... I was going to introduce myself, but I seem to have forgotten my name... What's yours?

[Shyguy_1988]

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
XD

[Awsdrd1990]

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[Shyguy_1988]

Hhahaha, thanks! :)

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Girl you look like a speeding ticket 'cause that ass is fine.

[Roarke]

I've never needed a pick up line, only a fake wedding band.

[BertMacklinFBI]

can I see your phone? (saves my number in her phone)

[Weirdguy24]

Hey girl are you related to Hoover? Cause' DAMN!

Hey girl art you a magician? Because abraca-DAUM!

Super cheesy haha :-)

[xPoison]

Lol funny

[Weirdguy24]

Forget Batman, forget Superman, forget Spiderman. I'll be your man ;P

[wheels26]

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Or
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

[Anonymous]

My eyes aren't able to miss, your curves are bringing me round and around you.

[TheNewClassic]

Your body is 65% water and Im thirsty.

[youknowitt]

50-75% but that's none of my business tho

[TheNewClassic]

You ruined it...

[SillyQuirks]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/175570085447830085/

Lol... I like that one though, it'd make me laugh.

[TheNewClassic]

Hahaha yeah I love those Kermit memes 👌

[Infinity-mari]

this would def turn me on

[Anonymous]

Can you fill out this survey for me? *hands a sheet of paper with spaces for phone number, similar details*

[SteelMagnum]

Hershey’s produces 2 million chocolate kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you ;)

[Anonymous]

"Hey!"

Get's a reaction 99% of the damn time, it's almost scary how effective it is!

[Originalguy19]

If your left leg Is November and your right leg is December could I come in between for dinner? ;) lol

[PANDAmonium]

Ay gurl r u a beaver? Cuz dam

[randomwhiteguy]

Hey, if you were a cheese you would be gooda

[Anonymous]

Call me the NSA, cuz I'm about to tap that.