How to make my friend hard over the phone?

[Anonymous]

There’s this male friend of mine and I need to make him hard. It has to be subtly since we’re friends, we’re meeting over a video call. Are there any subtle yet sexy things I could say to get his blood rushing?

[Chill_Thoughts]

Well 2 things, the 1st is super easy and won't seem forced at all. Talk about past sex experiences, then like about kinks and stuff. Sex talk that is just general, will make it so he thinks about it, even if you aren't suggesting anything sexual between you and him directly.
Second thing is, don't wear a bra and get horny yourself hahaha, that one is a bit more on the nose, but should work just as well
Good luck

[Asker]

Are you sure talking about past experiences wouldn’t actually turn him off?

[Chill_Thoughts]

Not really, like you can start with a funny experience and explain why it went wrong and then talk about one where you reallyyy enjoyed yourself and then ask him what was his best experience or smth. Talking about sex gets the blood flowing, then just read the room and keep talking about that kinda stuff until he takes initiative, or you feel like it's time to ask what he would do with you

[Chill_Thoughts]

By not really I mean, it wouldn't turn him off XD and if he doesn't have many experiences, just "what do you fantasise about?" kinda stuff

[Asker]

That’s a good idea

[__MisterGoneShiner__]

Wow another wrong question category and another troll! I hate these people.

Just stop. Please. Seriously!

[Asker]

I just used the auto-generated category. It’s really not the end of the world, if you’re triggered by a question why not just go somewhere else?

[skyee_727]

y u wanna do that

[Asker]

why do you ask

[Wise4myage]

Tell him your naked and feeling horny.

[Asker]

That’s not discreet

[Wise4myage]

Sorry, then just drop some hints, like wanting to hang out.

[Manoftheeast]

But why though?

[Asker]

why do you ask

[Manoftheeast]

Why need to make him hard?

[lmh668]

Just tell him you want to lick it.

[Asker]

That’s not discreet