What are some seemingly innocent ways to mess with someone?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

This doesn't necessarily mean in a flirtatious manner, but maybe there's someone who really pissed you off but you can't really directly do anything about it. how do you deal with it (if you're a petty person?

if you want to talk about flirting, that's welcomed too.

[SnowedIn]

I'm not a fan of revenge and I don't consider myself petty. BUT... if you piss me off or are rude to me some responses include:

If I'm at work, my speed of response will slow considerably. Or, if you ask me a question you'll get the barest minimum of an answer and zero additional help whereas for others I usually bend over backwards.

If this is a personal situation, I'll first ask what the situation is. Was something else bothering them? Did I say or do something to piss them off? In other words, although pissy behavior sucks, was there some mitigating factor. If not, then cool the jets for a bit.

[pers0n]

I wouldn't do silly things in revenge, kind of like frau Benja Franklina said "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."

But if necessary I can always pregvestigate them too. That is pregnancy-investigate them. While you can do the opposite. Since I'm a guy and pregvestigate, it would make sense for you as a girl to impregnate them. That could be the most efficient way to flirt too, just start asking him for advise on planning his pregnancy.

[Msputiton]

I don't do petty, or revenge in any kind of way.

If someone hurts me.

I move on, and take it as a lesson learned that they weren't worth my energy

[Anonymous]

Back handed compliments like my mother in law gives.

[Sixgunsound]

Classic.

[Weapon77]

I like to get their phone number and put them in groups chats with strangers 😂 And/or semd them WEIRD, not creepy or perverted, but weird memes lol

Or if that isn't possible, I'll just ask them stupid/sarcastic questions constantly in a genuine tone so they think I care what they think 😂

[dustybiker]

It depends on what is being done. I dislike bullies so I have a closet full of tactics.

[Krillind]

Depends on how I want them to feel. Mixing washing powder in their food/drinks is a good bet. It'll take a while for them to get out of the toilet after. Using itch powder, hacking their pcs/phones, snitching feels nice too.

[Iron_Man]

Grab a man’s dinner plate when he’s really hungry when it’s a real good meal and run into your bedroom and lock the door lol come out 30 minutes later when it’s cold

[Fuentes]

The human mind is easy to mess with I do subtle things & people flip out. I know what I'm doing :)

[BJP21]

Mess with me once you better be prepared for a prank war.

[Adogdog]

As far as flirting goes, I would just prefer she tell me lol

[NathanDavis]

I'm always on my best behaviour...

[Debbie14217]

i do a lot but can't say here