How do you usually reply to this question " Are you single"?

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This may come very silly and funny but i usually reply " I don't know " so what are you flirty , funny and silly ways of replying this question 😜

OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

It's a simple yes or no question. But... my answer usually depends on who's asking, LOL. Just like women, I will use the fictional girlfriend or wife to extricate myself from the unwanted advances of a woman who's hitting on me. The truth is, 99% of the time I'm just not interested in small talk with strangers. It's exhausting.

As another person stated below sometimes they're trying to recruit you for "their girlfriend who is single". Of course their girlfriend isn't present but a married woman wants to set me up with her single (divorced) BFF. Said BFF invariably ends up being a complete turnoff. Uh no, I have seven wives actually. I live in Saudi. I'm a Mormon. I took a vow of celibacy. Anything!

KostasKouvalis · Accepted Answer

Online, I'll just be honest, but in real life, I just say "NO" now, because last time I said "YES", I ended up regretting it. Some lady was trying to set me up with her disabled niece while she was in a relationship with an abuser

777GgG · Accepted Answer

Depends. If there's no interest it's a big fat No. I've told customers who ask "Let me ask my husband" or "I'm married" took it a step further and told a customer about my "wife". If I'm interested or maybe find them attractive "depends whose asking" or "why, are you interested" I've also used "solo-bolo" and "single as a pringle".

dustybiker2 · Accepted Answer

I would say something to the effect of "That is a complicated question." If they had wit they would have a clever reply. Maybe hold my interest. If not they would often have no idea what to say back. Those poor men..

DishLady · Accepted Answer

It's a yes or no question... It's not rocket science...

AviatorTom · Answer

"No, I'm married, thank you."

egarcia1360 · Answer

Probably something simple like "yes, very"

"I don't know" is such a red flag in my opinion; if a girl said that to me—jokingly or not—I'd probably assume she had at least 3 ongoing situationships lol

HollywoodP579 · Answer

Pretty sure if I was dating someone whose response to some guy hitting on them asking if she was single and she said “i don’t know”, id answer for her… “you are now… no need to wonder”. Simply keeping that door open is the reason why men and women nowadays have switched roles and women can't find a good man since men don’t want to marry a woman who has to think twice about potential guys who aren’t their boyfriend. In short, be damn clean and honest one way or another.

KITEinStorm · Answer

My friend had an argument with his wife and we went to the bar. The girls came to us and asked if we were single. My friend was a little drunk. He called his wife and asked: "My love, am I single?"

NoDecision · Answer

I'm not single, I'm "unattached" is the correct term.

AnonAndrew · Answer

Right now I usually say "No," because I'm not. When I'm single, I usually say "Yes." Not very funny responses, I know. :) I just never thought to try to make up a good answer to the question.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

“Are You Single?” Is a question that comes up from time to time & when I hear it I usually use one of the following answers.

1. Depends who’s asking.

2. I’m single & accepting applications.

3. Are you rich?

Valdemort · Answer

"Two singles? Let's make an album."

bowenw · Answer

I am always honest unless I have a bad feeling about the person asking then I do not answer or make up something to say so they will to away.

Nikki1989 · Answer

I tell them the truth, I am married.

12karen · Answer

depends on who ask or if I am actually single or not, but most of the time NO

pascal_climbs · Answer

Depends. If its a male, I reply, yes, but I am lesbian.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

"No, I'm double"re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

serious · Answer

I reply with answer "I have always been single"

NicholasRedone · Answer

Thankfully I'm single (the amount of baggage some people are walking around with, crikey) 😅

RSav4013 · Answer

I should try to be more witty after reading this. I usually reply "yes".

genericname85 · Answer

"yup". i stopped giving a shit. it's whatever. i'm not benefiting from making that reply interesting.

Unit1 · Answer

Yes, of course.

DancingQueen16 · Answer

If someone asked me that right now I'd say I'm already in a relationship

ProbablyClueless · Answer

I usually just explain that I've been busy getting my legal career going.

glennos89 · Answer

If its a person you find attractive you can answer his question with

NathanDavis · Answer

either... Yes. or... No.

Anonymous · Answer

I usually answer “No.” The only people I would consider giving flirty or funny answer to already know the answer, so they wouldn’t ask.

Brucewayne123 · Answer

I say yes and they say why? Then after I eat their ass they ask how?

Tomisworthless · Answer

Only been asked once if I had a girlfriend when i was 22 she was maybe 40s. Im sure it was to humiliate me as she already knew the answer

CB-Raido-Time · Answer

It would depend for example if I were asked that question right now the answer would be yes going on 39 years.

Summeroflove · Answer

What does it matter to you?

zagor · Answer

No one seems to ever ask me that. Maybe it is self-evident...

GlowUpGirly5 · Answer

Are you slow? Just answer the freaking question yes or no. Duh

chocolatetwopointo · Answer

if a man asks its a no bc there's nothing more men fear than other men, and with women i js say yes

UnwantedScorpio · Answer

Where have You been. Sorry I’m not interesrted

Pohjolan · Answer

Yes/no. If you don't know then you are  not  single.

katiesmuff · Answer

Pretty easy for me as I am married!

HungTexan · Answer

I reply no- I’m married. It’s the truth.

princeofromance · Answer

I reply with "Yes, I am single."

YourExLover69 · Answer

Yes I'm... Or yep.

Ariesman81 · Answer

I take naps without feeling guilty

rachel776 · Answer

engaged with a flash of the ring 💍

lightbulb27 · Answer

Single and ready to mingle… 🤣

Avicenna · Answer

Truthfully

ChiTown33 · Answer

What are you the IRS?🤣

TheStaleMarshmellow · Answer

I'm just honest. Yes

jamesgoldman · Answer

Perpetually thankfully

Agape93 · Answer

Nope

lorenzomichael · Answer

I always reply like this, “sometimes”

MikeRJ · Answer

"Are you asking me out?"

msc545 · Answer

I say "yes".

Anonymous · Answer

Depends on who’s asking

Nightmoon23 · Answer

It really depends

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, always have been :/

ihateTaylorSwift · Answer

yes just not for you

eagle1951 · Answer

i'm Widowed

shortster · Answer

Currently, yes.

Djaay · Answer

I married. Simple.

Pterodon · Answer

I reply nope

blackeagle007 · Answer

Yes and no

onedarkcloud · Answer

Widower.

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