Why do I love being eye candy?

My abs are stating to poke through my new thing is going swimming. A lot of pools have mostly girls it seems anymore. Most the dudes are with their girlfriends or family.

It’s all the single girls. I just sorta float around and act like I don’t notice but it feels so good when I feel like these chicks are burning a hole through me and looking at me like I’m delicious.

I love going out to eat by myself and getting a pretty waitress who I can flirt up and get free shit from. Then I feel bad and tip pretty high.

Why do I love being eye candy?
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