Have you found any nipples on almonds yet?

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Have you found any nipples on almonds yet?

Have you found any nipples on almonds yet?

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Pomegranate139 Follow
Yoda Age: 31 , mho 30%

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I heard you gotta massage the almonds first, get them really turned on, maybe with some porn or dirty talk, then their nipples show at the top. They've only got one.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdvPTClIYAAsKmZ.jpg

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Warmapplecrumble Follow
Guru Age: 34 , mho 43%

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No this is why you shouldn't drink almond milk. It states on the packet its 99 percent water.

... breast milk is more nutritious :-) ♥ and organic

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- Toad-1
  
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  can you share some? ;)
  
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- Warmapplecrumble
  
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  Pass me a bowl
  
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Izumiblu Follow
Master Age: 42 , mho 50%

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You've got this all wrong.. you get almond milk by feeding almonds to cows... same way chocolate Mille is made

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- Izumiblu
  
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  *milk. Not Millie, but if you were to make a chocolate Millie... you know what I think I'll just stop here
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  Millie sounds hot ;)
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  Well she's made from milk
  
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- SuccessfulHornDog
  
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  I tried feeding the almonds and chocolate to my cow, she doesn't look so good now. Should I call a vet
  
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- Izumiblu
  
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  No, just shoot her.
  
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- Ragdoll18
  
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  Poor cow... maybe after you shoot her you can celebrate her life byv having burgers 😂
  
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vishna Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 55%

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Play a little Barry White, those nipples stiffen...

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- Toad-1
  
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  Awwww yeahh
  
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lonely12 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 51

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank god they don't have one. Else there are people to advice for covering it with a Bra.

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Wingedz Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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mooky06 Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 32

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BHAHAHA 😂

Toto you goose lol

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WriterAndPainter Follow
Xper 7 Age: 42

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I just came by to dance at the mention of the word "nipples"

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- Toad-1
  
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  Shake dat bootayy
  
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- Decentguy
  
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  This is the right way to shake your bootay and dance
  68.media.tumblr.com/.../...dwqsRP1sipm1io1_500.gif
  
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- WriterAndPainter
  
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  @Decentguy 🤣🤣🤣
  
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Akesuke Follow
Xper 6 Age: 24 , mho 51%

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yes once, almond was a bit deformed...
anyway now have intolerance so, maybe, won't see almond nipples anymore 😢

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- Akesuke
  
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  almond nipple cookies:
  livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/.../997e580e.jpg
  
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IAmRedThunder Follow
Yoda Age: 29 , mho 45%

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Whaaaat. No. I'm checking my bag of almonds right now

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Chrysis Follow
Yoda Age: 33

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Just keep searching, you'll find it!
Don't let your dreams be dreams! & stuff, lol.

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douride2 Follow
Master Age: 48

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4.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

LOL hahaha I have always wondered how they milked those things.

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ThisDudeHere Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 33%

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492 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No but I have found almonds on my nipples.

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depeche2015 Follow
Guru Age: 32 , mho 51%

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lmao!!! that always makes me laugh

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Jaye234 Follow
Guru Age: 43 , mho 55%

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Lol! Yep. No nips no milk

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CubsterShura Follow
Guru Age: 25 , mho 31%

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Even coconuts and rice have no nipples.

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MuffinHead Follow
Explorer Age: 34 , mho 38%

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Mind blown.

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- Toad-1
  
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  success then!
  
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- MuffinHead
  
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  img08.deviantart.net/.../...cksthebest-d88m7eu.png
  
  There, I found her. You have to be very careful when you take a picture of the Almond cow. They get scared easily.
  
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Coconutpie Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

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My almonds have nipples

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SuccessfulHornDog Follow
Master Age: 39

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I'm afraid to mention rice milk

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Whatthefluff Follow
Master Age: 23

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XD XD

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SunnyCaliGirl Follow
Guru Age: 30

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445 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No I have not lol.

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cupidkisses Follow
Master Age: 31

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hahahah nope

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moonpie89 Follow
Master Age: 32

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lmao

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