



I heard you gotta massage the almonds first, get them really turned on, maybe with some porn or dirty talk, then their nipples show at the top. They've only got one.
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No this is why you shouldn't drink almond milk. It states on the packet its 99 percent water.
... breast milk is more nutritious :-) ♥ and organic
Pass me a bowl
You've got this all wrong.. you get almond milk by feeding almonds to cows... same way chocolate Mille is made
I tried feeding the almonds and chocolate to my cow, she doesn't look so good now. Should I call a vet
Play a little Barry White, those nipples stiffen...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank god they don't have one. Else there are people to advice for covering it with a Bra.
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BHAHAHA 😂
Toto you goose lol
I just came by to dance at the mention of the word "nipples"
This is the right way to shake your bootay and dance
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@Decentguy 🤣🤣🤣
yes once, almond was a bit deformed...
anyway now have intolerance so, maybe, won't see almond nipples anymore 😢
almond nipple cookies:
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Whaaaat. No. I'm checking my bag of almonds right now
Just keep searching, you'll find it!
Don't let your dreams be dreams! & stuff, lol.
LOL hahaha I have always wondered how they milked those things.
No but I have found almonds on my nipples.
lmao!!! that always makes me laugh
Lol! Yep. No nips no milk
Even coconuts and rice have no nipples.
Mind blown.
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There, I found her. You have to be very careful when you take a picture of the Almond cow. They get scared easily.
My almonds have nipples
I'm afraid to mention rice milk
XD XD
No I have not lol.
hahahah nope
lmao
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