What do you use to beat your meat?

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Well generally I like to use something sensitive, your meat can be tender sometimes and you have to be gentle with it at least at firm then when it gets a little more firm then you can really start wacking it. At that stage the more you wack it the better. It really helps the juices to come out

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  Nioce!!! Thanks!!! :)
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Welcome🎉
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  U r a real expert at beating your meat
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  @Tyliah yeah, a big chicken really has a good knowledge of alternative sources of protein
  
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- Tyliah
  
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  Wait did u say chicken?😱
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  Bogok!
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  @Tyliah
  
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My wife

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With one of these

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Lucille

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ChetAtkins Follow
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I've been using a 2 X 4.

But I just ordered one of these from Adam & Eve.

I should get it in a few days. I can hardly wait.

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- Philyouup
  
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  Adam and Eve do Culinary? Christ Chet, I learn more everyday from you!
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmfao
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  @Philyouup lmao he's a wealth of knowledge
  
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  A virtual pool of clarity and insight!
  
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  Lol Sub division.
  
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The second hammer in the picture.
I always makes sure to beat it hard until it bleeds, it's the only way my girlfriend likes it.

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- Jean-Marie_Céline
  
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  If I don't do it well, she threatens to come and do it herself or even cut it off.
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Eeeek
  
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- Jean-Marie_Céline
  
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  She's quite particular with her meat
  
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TonyMetal86 Follow
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It's a woman's job at her kitchen and she knows thr best or a butcher's job... you tell me cherry cheese pancakes 😂

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Ima smack you
  
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- TonyMetal86
  
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  Oh nooo don't 😂
  You better smack me with a vanilla cake miss chocolate cheese cakes 😉
  
  I'll pay you, but bake it with love okay, i want my cake without poison 😁
  
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Reminds me of cooking with Scorpion.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-c4U6XRtvc

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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We always buy minced meat - when don't mince our own meat but when we are making meatballs - we use a wooden spoon to mix the minced meat with the spices

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I'm just going to punch mine.

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After I slip on a condom, I fill it with root beer. The constant fizzing when I make it go slippity slap really feels nice!

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- psychoticallyawkward
  
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  Thank you for that. Now I can no longer drink root beer.
  
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- FunkyMonkee
  
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  @psychoticallyawkward GOOD!! More for me!! Can't get enough!
  
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weirdoweirdo Follow
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my hands😏

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Top left pic, for sure. My meat is always tough and stringy for some reason.

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loginfailed Follow
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Using these

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Philyouup Follow
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I find the ancient art of rubbing works for me ! No tools, just my bare hands

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Lance1965 Follow
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My hands.

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You got to go all out.

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Massageman Follow
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Similar to the silver hammer in your top right pic- solid aluminum head.

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Muhammad1999 Follow
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My dog usually beats my meat I don't do it.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  😧😧😧😧😧
  
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- Muhammad1999
  
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  Then clean it and put it on fire
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao ohhhh
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  You light your meat on fire!
  
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- ultimega
  
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  Omg 😂😂
  
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Tyliah Follow
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I don't beat my meat but I do know how to polish my pearl

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YvanKarma Follow
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my hands 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I'm not picky, whatever works the best.

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Mallet is always good for the job 😜😂😂

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RyanAmaral Follow
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I'm Christian

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmaoo😂😂
  
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MelaninDoll Follow
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Mallot (I think that's how you spell it)

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gym4ever Follow
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tweezers cuz its so fucking small

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Left hand, and my right is for fondling.

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My fist.

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NYCQuestions1976 Follow
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Your hand.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Damn straight
  
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zoe2187 Follow
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I’m a vegetarian 😊

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stuntbrain Follow
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A baseball bat

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  😂😂😂😂
  
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NightOwl8801 Follow
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Meat mallet... gets the job done

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Ariel898 Follow
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hammer

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Bare hands.

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Mikayla03 Follow
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My fingers.

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I don't have meat

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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- The_Revolver
  
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  Is Angelina Jolie really that beautiful? ↗
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao what does that have to do with your weenie
  
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- The_Revolver
  
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  Thank you
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao😂😆😁 welcum
  
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Top right pic

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MakeupFashionLoverr Follow
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A roller 😂

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Hands or fleshlight

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Two hands usually

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Oil usually helps

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I don't beat my meat

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bananathunder Follow
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A hammer

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ImagineGary Follow
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Hand is enough

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Secret

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sledgehammer

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My hand and lotion

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