What do you do if you find a SPIDER in your CEREAL?

Question

You sit down to enjoy your cereal for breakfast and you find a spider in it. What do you do?

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

If it's actually floating dead in the cereal, I'd probably toss the contents, wash the bowl and start again. If it's just walking around on the edge of the bowl or JUST happened to fall in, I'd try to spoon it out and probably eat the rest of the cereal.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

I would toss the whole bowl and maybe the whole box of cereal if I thought the spider was living there with all his friends.

sage2021 · Accepted Answer

I would throw the cereal bowl with the spider 🕷️ in it down the garbage disposal. Then I would throw the box of cereal in the trash. Once of that experience is enough!!

Horse-girl · Accepted Answer

Fish it out and put it outside. If it's dead I would probably throw away the bowl of cereal but if it had just dropped in then I would still eat it (minus the spider).

purplepoppy · Answer

I once found thousands of tiny baby ones swimming in mine. Worst thing was I has already eaten some.

DannyUk2017 · Answer

I'm not grossed about insects, hair, paper in my food... but i'm grossed when someone is about to 🤢 near me... that causes my mouth to feel like sandpaper...🤣🤣

NathanDavis · Answer

the milk would go down the drain... the cereal and the spider would go as food, outside, for the birds...

PeteBy · Answer

Give it a stern talking to and then give it a spoon and say 'Have some manners at the table SIdney'

MCheetah · Answer

Rescue the spider and ditch the cereal down the drain. I don't mind spiders, but I'm not eating any. Unless they turn me into Spider-Man.

lightbulb27 · Answer

If spider is alive I do what I do for all spiders. Transfer them outside so they can enjoy their spider life outside!

Kaneki05 · Answer

Be sad it's dead because I like spiders but just like a spider I would shrug and eat it because food is food. It just wandered into my Web of milk.

qwert1234 · Answer

"Oi mate. Did you contribute on this cereal and milk? You didn't, did ya? Well well well, what a freeloading bastard." "Looks like I'm done with my food then".

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

As I’m a stereotypical Russian Jew, take the un-kosher fellow out and set Him/Her free, and continue noshing the cereal. Waste not, want not! Besides, cereal already has tiny bits of junk, according to Willy Wonka.

Citizenkirk · Answer

You pull it out before it drowns to death. Spiders are good people, and they keep the insect population in ✓. 😉

Googlemyahoo · Answer

My friend found a caterpillar in their Campbells cream of broccoli soup. She took a picture and sent it to the company.  They sent her vouchers for free soup.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Save the spider and be moody for the rest of the morning.

Red_Arrow · Answer

I would worry about any I had not yet found. Did I eat them?

Cherry234 · Answer

I'm throwing the entire bowl away. I refuse to eat that cereal.

Snsl153 · Answer

Hand it over to Klaus Schwab and say, "Here, you eat it".

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Eat the spider. Throw out the “cereal” at lease I know that spiders are real food.

petitedollbabee · Answer

Chuck the whole fucking thing out onto my yard. NOPE.

BlueScorpio · Answer

D. I don't want any bugs in food, the same way I don't want hair in my food.

ArrowheadSW · Answer

I would throw it out and clean the bowl and start fresh.

Missgingles · Answer

Put the whole thing in a plastic bag and put it in my neighboor's trash

Light909090 · Answer

I would Take out my dick and smack the Spider 🕷 with my dick and the spider would get scared And drown.

Sandeeppingping · Answer

I'll probably be too lazy after I react so I'll just go fuck it and keep on eating

Guy13 · Answer

Make sure it’s drowned and enjoy another crunchy Crunch along with cornflakes

Adam_INTJ · Answer

Eat the spider. They bite me, so it's time for some PAYBACK. I make a point of reminding arachnids: "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY."

Phoenix98 · Answer

I obviously have to get a can of hairspray and a lighter and set things right.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I would look at the eight legged freak & say protein however I wouldn’t eat it. On the other hand I would try to look at the bright side. Maybe the spider ate all the weevil’s.

TryMeBee · Answer

I mean it can't be that much different than a grasshopper. Unless it's a poisonous one of course, then I guess I'd have to get rid of it.

maximumpower · Answer

Those who have known hunger will answer differently from those who have not.

captain_voidwalker · Answer

Question what the spider went into your cereal hunting and why you haven't seen it

Zolly99999 · Answer

Dump the bowl out , clean it the. Start over

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I haven't eaten cereal in probably 40 years.

JosyJosy · Answer

Yh that's no breakfast and paranoia for next week.

Kerrim23 · Answer

I would set my entire neighborhood on fire

Kylal412 · Answer

And throw the damn box away, fuck that!

Amy10223 · Answer

Errrm, throw it away. Then scream.

Raynera · Answer

Be be nauseous the whole f***ing day! 😱

DancingQueen16 · Answer

I'd start screaming because I hate spiders

AsaKyo · Answer

I would throw it all outside in the trash

loveslongnails · Answer

I feed the spider the cereal. LOL

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Call Spiderman to take his spider away lol

Anonymous · Answer

U vill eat ze bugs

SupremeWarlord · Answer

throw out the cereal, eat the spider

Libertycityguy · Answer

Dump it and get more cereal

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Pick spider out, search for others if it was alive

Kjoseph66 · Answer

Calmly remove it and throw it away

Hennessy_A · Answer

I would throw away my cereal.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Rescue it if it’s not already too late!

Anonymous · Answer

Never buy that cereal again!!

Anonymous · Answer

Toss out the bowl of cereal and fix some toast.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Pretend to cry like Nickocado Avocado

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Eat the spider

duttyjamagyal · Answer

I die

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