Why don't noodles come in different shapes like pasta?

[purplepoppy]

Pasta is great, it comes in lots of different shapes. So if you hate the fuss of long spaghetti you can just use bows or shells instead. But not so when it comes to noodles, you're stuck with the same nasty bootlace design. I just want to eat my dinner not piss about twirling around my fork. I don't do dangly bits either. And don't give me that crap about matching the pasta to the sauce, it makes no difference so why should it be with noodles?

[Lliam]

Noodles are just one of the many types of pasta.

I really like spaghetti and linguini noodles. But I don't twirl it around my fork or take fork fulls into my mouth and bite off the dangly bits like an animal. LOL

What I've been doing for years now (ever since I learned from my wife) is to cut from the edges of the sauce-covered pasta with the edge of my fork. I basically cut off triangles and lift them to my mouth.

I went with her to Skyline Chili in Cincinnati and she said that's how you are supposed to eat it. I think it's the law in Cincinnati where she is from.
Skyline chili is basically like a spaghetti sauce over spaghetti noodles. But it doesn't taste anything like Italian sauce or chili.

Anyway, when I saw how they do it, I thought "What a good idea!" So now I eat all my long noodles that way, unless I'm having SE Asian food.

[Anonymous]

I'm not the only one seeing the 2 girls and the penis in the noodle picture, right?

Its kinda rank actually, I'm pretty sure that one on the right has jizz all over her face.

Noodles do come in different sizes or weights or something but I have only ever seen medium and fine in the shop but presumably there is at least a heavy or thick guage.

I guess I like wrapping noodles around my fork but you're right I dont see any reason why you couldnt have noodle shells.

[purplepoppy]

Yes, you are the only one seeing that.

[SnowedIn]

@purplepoppy I think this is your business opportunity. You can capture the market on shell, bow tie, etc., shaped noodles. And then open your own chain of ramen shops made with shaped ramen noodles. It'll take the world by storm!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to pasta & noodles!

[Red_Arrow]

Porn reported. lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Red_Arrow You mean pasta porn? Hahaha.

[whitemistcafe]

Cooks use different shapes and sizes of pasta for different purposes. For example, different shapes hold different sauces better than others. Some cooks say thin pastas, such as angel hair, should be served with thin sauces, while thicker sauces work better with thicker, heavier pastas. foe more doubt-www. whitemistcafe. com

[AviatorTom]

Noodles are always flat, though they do come in different thicknesses and widths. If a noodle came in a different shape, it would no longer be a noodle, it would be pasta.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

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[bean2k21]

Bow and shells? What you're really saying is you can't handle a real mouthful of pasta. I offer a pasta eating class if you're interested.

[Iron_Man]

You can make anything you want if you have a pasta maker

[athelete_7]

Gotta ask naruto

[Fireguy17]

just break the spaghetti in half or thirds before you cook it or request it at the restaurant.

[exitseven]

They just come in different widths. I like the wide ones.

[andreasderjuengere]

Some noodles are longer than others.

Or thicker.

Keep chewing them.

[Pete671]

because noodles are made from rice, not wheat!