What should I drink at the all inclusive vacation resort?

[jennifer_bloom]

I am thinking I could have 18 non alcoholic Caesar’s / bloody Mary’s a day

Maybe a chocolate martini

2 margaritas

A non alcoholic Pina Colada

[purplepoppy]

NO. We want to see you hit the alcohol bar hard and become the first gagger to disgrace themselves on international news.

[jennifer_bloom]

My friend was fat for 2 years cause she drank beer all day long. I know white people can drink and look slim, but Asians don't are not genetically adapted to alcohol cause it wasn't in our diet for hundreds of years.

[collie22]

Mocha coffees with non dairy cream

[legalboxers]

I made my own chocolate martinis those are good.. but no mimosas?

[jennifer_bloom]

Mimosas are okay too, I try not to drink too much alcohol cause my tolerance isn’t very high so I limit my alcoholic options

[legalboxers]

non alcho pina colada works too

[legalboxers]

ty for MHO

[jamesgoldman]

If it's all inclusive I'll drink the best Scotch in the place

[gorydetails]

why would you drink 18 non alcoholic bloody marys (ps that's tomato juice, lol). Try a paloma.