My favorite cookie is oatmeal raisin. What is yours?

[ApplePie409]

I actually don't give a rat's ass about your favorite cookie, I'm just seeing how many people read past the title, before answering. Before I reply to any question, I read the title, the full description, and every single reply & response to the replies.

A 16 year old girl on this site talked about having sex with her 40 year old boyfriend. Oh, My God! There must have been 100 replies about statutory rape. lol

https://media0.giphy.com/media/YmszCwM1FV7zCI8sgL/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952i1uw5sbdzph5udknmq6g99dtth0xi9tsazvnnf85&ep=v1_internal_gif

They somehow missed the part where she wasn't from Topeka Kansas. She lived in South Africa. https://media0.giphy.com/media/YmszCwM1FV7zCI8sgL/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952i1uw5sbdzph5udknmq6g99dtth0xi9tsazvnnf85&ep=v1_internal_gif

Please learn to read before you reply.

[ohsheeT]

Well I went to cookie not the rat's ass.. . And if you have a good recipe I will take it too.

Yes sometimes I read right past the. Question and answer according to what I did read and then might go to another question and come back and see that question the first one and realize that missed half of it so I am guilty. But I still want a good recipe

[ApplePie409]

It's good you can read.

[ohsheeT]

I guess but most of the time even when I read it I hear a deeper Question. . There's times where I just ignore it and they're sometimes where I just answer it

[ApplePie409]

You should ignore this one,

[backdoorman]

My favorite is a thin, crispy chocolate chip cookie. Not the thick ones.

And yes, I read the entire post, but I care more about cookies than statutory rape stories.

But I don't want to include a caption for my image...

[ApplePie409]

And this site is full of morons.

[backdoorman]

The entire world is full of morons. Unfortunately, most morons don't realize they themselves are the morons.

[ApplePie409]

I spelled it out and they still didn't get it. And this isn't a statutory rape question. It's a question about morons. 99% of my questions are meaningful and political. I might get two replies at best. If I want replies, I need to ask some stupid shit about cookies. That's the mentality we're dealing with on this site. I wish the grass was greener somewhere else, but I doubt it.

[backdoorman]

Agreed.

[HawkPerception]

Mine too! Oatmeal raisin is the ultimate cookie. And on top of it, it doesn't make me feel like I'll have diabetes even if I eat a ton 😂

[ApplePie409]

Yes, I agree.

[ProbablyClueless]

It's pretty tough to beat oatmeal raisin! I've had some amazing macadamia nut cookies

[ApplePie409]

Awesome

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

To be honest with you, Oatmeal Raisin.

[ApplePie409]

Nice.

[exitseven]

I miss oatmeal raisin.

L like these.

[AviatorTom]

Oatmeal raisin is a good cookie, but I think soft-baked chocolate chip is better.

[adventurous-1]

For what my response is worth, it's a toss up between White chocolate macadamia nut or raspberry cheese cake. Soft kind of course. You asked a question you really don't expect to be answered to make a statement but I chose to answer it anyway.

[ApplePie409]

I expected you to remain silent.

[adventurous-1]

maybe next time :-)

[ApplePie409]

Most people are stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74

[ApplePie409]

Sorry. Wrong link.
What is wrong with people on the Internet? ↗

[Chazmatazz269]

Well then, i guess i won’t tell you about my favorite cookie. But now i gotta go make a cookie post cuz i really wanted to share about cookies!

[ApplePie409]

Go for it. Because I guarantee you... no one gives a flying fuck. This site died a couple of years ago. Now they brought in robots to make people hate the site even more. Never talk about intelligent things on this site. Keep it to mindless crap about cookies.

[MicahRaine]

Damn thats crazy even if the culture accepts it

[ApplePie409]

It gets way crazier than that. The "Mountain" people of Thailand sell their 12 year old daughters to guys 5 times their age.

[MicahRaine]

Wtf?

[ApplePie409]

They're poor and that's all they have to sell. Us Americans live a very sheltered life. Since we have a sheltered life, we just assume everyone lives a sheltered life. Keep putting nickles and dimes into your piggy bank. It won't take long for you to get enough for a plane ticket to Thailand. You won't regret it. You seem to have good English skills. You could live like a king just on selling that.

[MicahRaine]

Agreed, we Americans do live very sheltered lives, even the homeless people do.
I have been homeless in America and have lived in a third world country as well.
I would rather be homeless in America than be lower middle class in a third world country.
Oh? I did not know English proficiency was a marketable skill without knowledge of another language.

[ApplePie409]

I lived in Thailand for two years. I worked at a private language school.. I didn’t exactly make more than a king, but I made more than the Thais. I had a nice apartment, and never went hungry. I wish I was still there.

[MicahRaine]

I see. Yeah, I'd still rather be poor and in America. Our defense budget is insane so I know we won't get bombed or have a genocide started against us

[RingOfFire]

OMG you are one tough cookie!

[ApplePie409]

I learned from the master, Ring.

[Staximus]

Oatmeal raisin, oatmeal walnut chocolate chip, or peanut butter with chocolate chips

[JonesT10Apr]

cookies... some with chilli and I like little... favourite is peanut or cashew nut should be there and sweets I love it

[sage2021]

Peanut 🥜 butter without peanut pieces in them.

[rosemilk]

just chocolate chip or sugar cookie

[RetroReviews]

Chocolate chip 🍪

[shortster]

Snicker doodles

[ApplePie409]

Nice!

[shortster]

Thanks

[LiamS95]

My favorite cookie is molasses ginger.

[CubaPirate]

Triple chocolate chip 🍪

[Kingofkings1992]

Double chocolate chip.