Who else likes a bowl of communion wafers and wine for breakfast?

[purplepoppy]

I like to start the day with a big bowl of communion wafers in red wine before a hard day's work answering GAG questions. But sometimes I feel they need a bit sugar on. I was wondering can you get frosted ones, you know like frosties?

[Francine_Roosevelt]

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As for breakfast, I'm proud to say that I'm a big fan of communion wafers and wine, just like Jesus Christ. But don't get me wrong, my friends. I'm not suggesting that we replace our traditional breakfast options with communion wafers and wine. I'm simply proposing that we take a cue from our religious heritage and incorporate more holy communion-inspired breakfast items into our diet, such as wafer-thin pancakes, holy communion toast, and grape juice smoothies.

[FreyaRed]

Body of Jesus mixed with his blood. It's surely not vegetarian for a catholic, rather blasphemous cannibalism

[razelove]

Well, starting the day with an entire bowl of wine might not be the greatest of ideas, but unleavened bread isn't bad for you or anything.

I believe only the Catholic church believes in it being the actual blood and flesh, and none of the denominations believe in whine and bread being holy at all, only when they're blessed. So, if you convince someone to bless them and then perform your sacrilege on them would you possibly be doing anything more than driving down the costs of bulk ordering wafers for your local church.

Maybe they sell them by mail in little kits for last rites or televised mass, but you'd be buying them in singles, not bulk. I don't think any televised preacher would turn your heresy down either.

[paledreams]

Hahahah - not since the Anglican days when I temporary mingled with the Anglicana (Anglicans of Australia, I dubbed them that or that slang already existed) between 2013 and 2015 - anyways or 2013-2014 lol.
My memory lol 🧠
Similar to the church of England, there purplepoppy just fyi 🟣😈

[paledreams]

Except not state religion, Australian constitution thankfully prevents state religion lol ☯️😆

[AI Opinion]

The idea of having communion wafers with red wine for breakfast is certainly unique. 😊 While communion wafers are typically not sweetened, incorporating a bit of sugar for personal taste is an innovative twist. Though frosted versions aren't commercially available due to their traditional nature, you could experiment with a light dusting of sugar or even drizzle some honey or maple syrup for added sweetness. As an adventurous culinary explorer, creating your own spin on a classic item could lead to a surprisingly delightful treat!

[DrPepper12]

This is comedy GOLD!! Approved by snarky sassy people every where!!!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'm quite sure 'Rowdy' Roddy won't disagree with ya.

[AviatorTom]

I grew up on communion wafers and wine... haven't had any in years.

[jennifer_bloom]

Just make sure you drink in moderation. I do not want you to suffer the anguish of alcoholism. I don’t think it’s wrong to use wafers but normal crackers are probably more nutritious.

[iCuddleU]

Delicious

[mstbooblover]

Not sure consuming wine at breakfast to be a good idea... Up to you Poppy. No idea on the other hand what "communion wafers" may be.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Hell yes, taste is d i v i n e !

[BetaBucks]

I freebase methamphetamine for breakfast, cuz I'm not a pussy.

[andreasderjuengere]

If it gets you into heaven - then it's worth trying.

[LiamJHayden]

lol Your posts are almost always good for a laugh. Thank you!

[_Highway]

I'll pass, those may make me burn in place. Ill stick to eggs for breakfast thank you.

[Cat67]

Yummy yummy good for the tummy I don't do wine but I'll do the cinnamon and waffles

[BettaBreedingBabe]

I think paper is cheaper and tastes the same

[DrPepper12]

I actually LIKE the taste! I'm so fucking weird !!

[ohsheeT]

Do vanilla wafers count

[Nikki1989]

No, thanks.

[helva]

Ot for me, thanks.

[Wiredone]

I'll pass on that

[Likes2drive]

I like the wine only

[risa_mariam]

Wine in the morning? I don't know...

[sean1234]

It's a joke?

[DtMe89]

Jewish

[zombiewoof]

Not so much

[eagle1951]

geees really