What type of cheese is the moon made of?

Question

Despite misinformation spread by the media and scientists, we all know that the moon is made of cheese. No one trusts NASA anymore because they hide the truth about the cheesy moon.

I've no idea what the government has to gain from hiding this information from me and I know scientists can't be trusted. That's why I come to the good people of gag, people who don't let facts get in the way of a good answer.

So tell me, what cheese is the moon made of?

Off_Jack · Accepted Answer

Well, let me tell you, my mind has already envisioned the most delectable, creamy, and oh-so-fuckable moon cheese. Just the thought of sinking my schlong into that hard, craggy surface, revealing the luscious, oozing interior, has me rock hard. It's like a celestial delicacy, begging to be devoured. As I start counting down to blast off, I imagine myself floating through space, my cock aimed at that lunar landscape. With every stroke, I fantasize about drilling deep into the moon's core, unearthing its cheesy treasures. My cum would mix with the moon's essence, creating a potent elixir that would forever change the cosmos.

Danzigdawson · Accepted Answer

Le voyage dans la lune  (1902) by George Méliès, which is a well-known documentary about the nature of the moon that predates NASA lies, seems to show that the surface is soft and creamy.  Therefore, I would suggest Camembert or something of that nature.

Insecure2 · Accepted Answer

This one is the yellowest in tone colour so IT probably might glow a bit in the dark like the moon.

NoDecision · Accepted Answer

Some say head cheese.

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

, obviously Strong and salty, moderation please. It blends well with salads and red meat

abc3643 · Answer

It's Roquefort.

mstbooblover · Answer

No idea what you mean with this question but, shame on me, I must admit only knowing one of those cheeses, the Feta... Back to your question, and considering the full moon's shape, I guess it might be made of Caerphilly ;OP

exitseven · Answer

It is Swiss Cheese. Look at all the holes the moon has.

BCRanger10 · Answer

The moon is not made of cheese. Everyone knows, truly knows, deep down, that it's really made of white chocolate.

Bricealan · Answer

@purplepoppy Well Purple, I know the moon is made of GREEN CHEESE, but I don't know if that means it is 'molded or what?

MikeTheBartender · Answer

I don't know for sure but if the sun starts melting I can't wait to dip some chips in and taste! 🌙

adventurous-1 · Answer

I remember as a kid being told that the moon was made out of green cheese, haven't a clue as to how tasty that'd be.

MisterWack · Answer

The govt doesn’t want us to have the secret ingredient

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Each month or so there is a new moon. Apparently, it does not last long. So it must be Chinese cheese.

Shiprex · Answer

Haven't you seen the movie Grand Day Out by Aardman Films? Wallace and Gromit go to the moon to get cheese for Wallace's crackers.

NicholasRedone · Answer

Surely it's Feta mmm 🧀 as good as Fetty sings lol or Fetty Wap/Wrap lol 🌯 whatever

Pet68 · Answer

Pah! You believe the moon is real! It's a hologramme!  Oh, and I picked Wensleydale, because of 'Wallace & Gromit'.

Anonymous · Answer

None of these, well... according to Wallace & Gromit, it's some unknown type of cheese :P

TwoToTooTutu2 · Answer

Gromit... we have to hide the body. There's no cheese in prison Gromit.

Coden7 · Answer

Swiss Cheese. Don’t you see all the holes up there?

bolverk · Answer

Best checkout Wallace & Gromit - 'A Grand Day Out', Wallace could not figure it out!!!

Staximus · Answer

Everybody knows the moon is made from Swiss cheese

NathanDavis · Answer

Cheetos...

jshm2 · Answer

Mexican Cheese

WhitneySnow · Answer

Definitely feta

DrPepper12 · Answer

Gouda. Hickory smoked Gouda. 🤤

Ariesman81 · Answer

Goat milk... ya heard

bralesswonder · Answer

Swiss Cheese... explains all the craters.

shortster · Answer

Blue cheese, of course.

onedarkcloud · Answer

The French cheese that has maggots in it.

Jerre · Answer

None of the above, Blue Cheese

zombiewoof · Answer

Some type of green cheese

robocop666 · Answer

there's aliens up there

Anonymous · Answer

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦Swiss everyone knows that

Fireguy17 · Answer

Velveta!

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Swiss obviously

Anonymous · Answer

Obviously Gouda or something blue

Anonymous · Answer

I just imagine it's cheddar

Luopio27 · Answer

Government cheese!

red324 · Answer

Provolone

Wiredone · Answer

Swiss cheese

Uglygaypoorcoward94 · Answer

Mozz

Gymrat01 · Answer

Wensleydale.

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