What is your number one "food crime" you've witnessed?

[Anonymous]

YES, WE GET IT, ANYONE CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT TO THEIR OWN FOOD, BLAH BLAH BLAH...

...but no, no you can't, because for the rest of us who are civilized human beings not raised by wild animals, food crimes exist. These are heinous food crimes done to food from weird combinations to food abominations that drive us insane when we see our friends and family do them. So what do you consider an absolute "food crime?"

[FreyaRed]

Ketchup on scrambled eggs

[jennifer_bloom]

My biggest dietary flaw is that I get addicted to good food which sidetracks me from my weight loss goals. I got addicted to chips this month until my parents hid them cause I ate too much and then after that I got addicted to salty almonds but I was able to resist the salty almonds without help from others.

[DrPepper12]

Trump:

Eating NYC 🍕 with a knife n fork

Well done steak 🔥🥩 🔥

McDonald's

by the way Fox Jesse "Found Object" Waters wants you to know that strays are gay. 🤔

[katiesmuff]

Like when he is eating the ass out of Leavitt, Noem, Bondi and Gabbard his four chicks.

[DrPepper12]

Yup!! EXACTLY like that

[DonaldDarko]

That lousy bitter shitty chocolate you find everywhere now. It should all go in the garbage, bitter nasty tasting shit.

[Asker]

...and people really do love this stuff and can't wait for it as a snack. I'll let this one go if they are truly consuming it for the health benefits, but otherwise, as like "something you really enjoy," no!

[DonaldDarko]

I've had it turn up in a box of chocolates I bought more than once. I'm eating , enjoying myself and then this nasty crap. I can't imagine eating something that tasted like that. We put sugar in chocolate for a reason.

[AI Opinion]

One unforgettable "food crime" I witnessed was during a food festival in Italy. A fellow traveler asked for ketchup on their authentic Margherita pizza. 😱 It was hard to watch, knowing the effort that goes into creating that perfect blend of fresh tomato, mozzarella, and basil. Of course, everyone's tastes are different, but sometimes, certain combinations just break the unwritten culinary rules. The intention to experiment is appreciated, but respecting traditional flavors often brings the best experience. 🍕

[MrOracle]

People who turn steak into charcoal. I'm not talking about well done, I mean black and moistureless. Why even buy steak at that point? There's nothing left to taste. I've seen this done to chicken too.

As someone who does a lot of grilling, seeing that crushes my soul a little.

[katiesmuff]

You should hear the chef's in my restaurant when an order comes in for a filet, ribeye, or porterhouse steak well done to burnt. The other one is Prime rib and don't want to see any pink. I agree if you aren't going to enjoy these expensive cuts done as they should be just order a damn burger and we'll burn the shit out it for you.

[MrOracle]

I'm not one who eats my steak bloody - Medium is my speed - but, yeah, don't completely ruin higher end cuts of meat to make charcoal.

[Kingofkings1992]

Steak tastes great with a little bit of char on the outside, obviously you don’t want it burnt internally

[MrOracle]

A sear is one thing - char is something else.

[northerngal]

Going to a restaurant and adding salt or pepper before even tasting the food. That will drive a Chef crazy.

[Pookywookybear]

Josh and momma. The ketchup soup. The unwashed greens with a bag of sugar and the stems on them. She put mayo no pepper no salt no turkey seasoning on a frozen turkey didn't take the bag of shit out of the 🦃. She seems like a nice lady. Though.

[Finchie40]

Where I live now , they put Italian dressing on hoagies and coleslaw on sandwiches, which is disgusting to me

[Rei13]

I honestly don’t understand why anyone would ruin perfectly good mashed potatoes with gravy. Also anyone that adds tuna to Mac’n cheese.

[AviatorTom]

I once saw a guy put Miracle Whip (fake mayonnaise) on scrambled eggs at breakfast in a hotel restaurant.

[Finchie40]

Miracle whip is fowl by itself

[AviatorTom]

@Finchie40 To make matters worse, he had a small jar of it that he carried with him.

[Finchie40]

Ewwww

[katiesmuff]

Asking for a Chicago Dog with ketchup! We tell them there is no such thing.

[Nikki1989]

Fast food in general should be wiped off the planet.

[Staximus]

My roommate put frozen peas in a frozen cheese pizza before he cooked it. Peas and pineapple

[Asker]

NOPE!

[shortster]

Ejaculating onto food and then serving it to unsuspecting individuals. It is one thing if you tell them before they eat it; it is criminal if you don't.

[Anonymous]

Food made in the US which often shouldn't be called food.

[Markella7]

I know some does this. Went got blood test turn out he’s got low sodium.

[MannMitAntworten]

The only food crime I can think of is synthesized food and all the chemicals being added to foods.

[Anonymous]

Every food fight - People throwing food at each other, while in some parts of the world - people don't have anything to eat.

[lolahi0421]

A girl I knew used to eat pasta with nutella. She liked it.

[Chayce]

WHAT

[Markella7]

Someone using American Cheese on French Onion Soup. Also Ketchup on a steak.

[Genie23]

Pizza with pineapple topping 😩

[LiamS95]

Interesting as the Hawiian pizza is in the top ten most purchased pizza's

[Chayce]

^^ even more interesting is the fact that Hawaiian didn’t emerge from Hawaii but rather London, Ontario.

[Genie23]

What? 😳 Then why would they even name it Hawaiian pizza?

[Genie23]

https://i.giphy.com/1yhXPpefqKmyyT54yY.webp

[Chayce]

@Genie23 the man who made the pizza used a brand of diced pineapples called Hawaiian.

[Genie23]

Interesting. I’ve been side-eyeing Hawaiian food for years thinking they came up with pineapple pizza... turns out I was blaming the wrong people 😶

Thank you for letting me know!

[LiamS95]

@Chayce Atually it was first created by Sam Panopolous in Chatham Ontario

[Genie23]

Now I've got to google about it.

[FunkyMonkee]

Cole slaw on pizza!!

[Asker]

I already dislike the idea of people dipping pizza in mayo, but a coleslaw with carrots and mayo and cabbage on a pizza....no, just no

[FunkyMonkee]

Exactly!!

[Agape93]

Adding splenda to spaghetti.

[Greek_goddess_Iris]

Ketchup on tuna salad 🥗

[Finchie40]

Ewww

[douride2]

Ketchup on turkey.