A Woman's Daily Thoughts

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I over think often, especially when I'm bored...listening to music...watching a movie....basically constantly no matter how distracted I may be. Women? Oh god they think a lot and OVER think a lot too. This is what I think on the daily. Girls I hope you can related and guys I hope you enjoy knowing what girls may think haha.

1. "Is my eyeliner smudged?"

I wing my eyeliner and sometimes, sadly, it smudges and fucks up no matter how perfect I had it. I worry so hard if my eyeliner is smudged.

2. "Does my butt look good? Ohh I hope *insert SO name here* thinks so."

I believe I have a nice butt. If I'm in a relationship, they better fuckin' like my butt. Cause I have no boobage at all.

3. "Does my stomach just hurt or are these cramps?"

4. "WHEN DO I START MY PERIOD???"

5. "Oh God everyone here is stupid."

6. "Can I punch you in the face? Please?"

7. "Move the fuck outta the waaaay."

8. "Shut up. Stop speaking. Go away."

9. "I'm so fucking hungry."

10. "Sex. Sex. Sex. *random porn scene* Huh I wonder how much that'd hurt/fee...ew."

11. "Can I go back to bed?"

12. "When do I eat?"

13. "Why the fuck do I need to know this?"

(Regarding to a certain class.... *cough cough* math *cough*

14. "Hot damn my hair looks great."

15. "Oh no is my hair frizzy? What a bitch."

16. "Bitch."

17. "I wish I looked like her/had her _____."

18. "I would totally sex with you *insert face of random stranger in school/on the streets/in the store*"

19. "Why am I so tired/hungry/horny?"

20. "I am smarter/funnier than all of you."

21. "Holy shit I'm worthless/can't do anything."

22. "I am amazing. Do not speak to me."

23. "PERSON. I WANT TO FRIEND YOU."

24. "*sings random Metallica/Tool guitar riff in my head*"

Yes I SING the guitar/drum solos....don't judge me.

And finally...

25. "I want food and sex and sleep and netflix right now."

(BTW I am a virgin so don't get butthurt that I am a hormonal teenager.)

But these are the things I think of constantly. I hope you enjoyed :)

[ObscuredBeyond]

How can I corollary that list? My equivs:

1. Ow, my back! Should've taken that stupid muscle relaxer.

2. Getting a new SO... must weigh options. Again.

3. Feeling bloated again? Crap! What did I eat with barely in it this time?

4. Haven't felt turned on in 3 days. Should I be concerned about sexual health?

5. So much ignorance to correct! I'll never catch all of it!

6. Ready to judo the next schmuck that messages with me.

7. No WAY he beat me to it this time!

8. Did that weasel just say what I thought he said? He's gonna say that to the wrong guy someday!

9. Must... not... overeat... blast it all!

10. Wow... why are all these women a 4? Oh well, may as well check what's new on A&E.

11. Can't sleep... I'll forget something important...

12. Cook, or Chinese buffet?

13. How soon before this routine is obsolete tech?

14. 5:00 shadow at 3? I just can't win!

15. Not another abscess!

16. Those f*wipes!!! I'll show them!

17. He's up to something...

18. How many prospects have I burned through? Does the crush from 95 count? Nothing ever went anywhere...

19. Sexual itch... Y U No arrive at more convenient time?

20. They will never understand.

21. Must.. make... to do list!

22. Ready to take your questions...

23. Would friending that one pay, or am I fooling myself?

24. Got music from latest Marvel trailer stuck in head...

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

nice!

[mikemx55]

Awesome HAHAHA

[mimieoa]

"i wish i was pretty"
"oh im prettier than her >:)"
"shes ugly and her boyfriend is hot wtf"
"does he like me?" "what if he did" "no.. ew0.0"
"can these people read my mind T_T" *giggles* "i hope no one noticed that 0.0"
"i look ugly" "please lets go home so i can be ugly in peace"
"no one likes me.."

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

them too!

and if I think someone can read my mind I usually just scream inside my head lmao

[lonerider]

Really funny and interesting one. Tired of reading these ' nice guy ' and ' treat me like a goddess' mytakes from women here. Looking forward to seeing more of these

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

aw thank you

[lonerider]

You're welcome milady ;)

[Spiorad_Aisce]

A couple of them will strike a chord with everybody most likely different ones but I agree everyone overthinks but in a weird way I think that is what makes us what we are - I also think it is far less scary than not thinking at all.

[Waffles731]

5. "Oh God everyone here is stupid."
6. "Can I punch you in the face? Please?"
I think things all the time, Though punch should be replaced with brutally stab

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I should've added
*brutal murder of annoying person*

[Tromba]

You should do what you imagine a guy's daily thoughts are. You probably won't be very close but it would be instructive. 'What a woman thinks a man's daily thoughts are'.

[vishna]

Lol, my thoughts are "Food!" "Free food!!!" "FREE CANDY!!!" "I want to cuddle." "Study study study" "That's so sad *tears up" ":3"

[EmpatheticLady]

#9, 11, 12, 19, and 25. Yep, mainly food-related for me. xD Throw in some sleepiness in there as well.

[Remonster]

24. "*sings random Metallica/Tool guitar riff in my head*" Oh yes I like it more than mentally singing lyrics.

[Steelcore1085]

This is why I think the female half of the human race is fucking insane. I need someone to slap me on the back of the head whenever I decide it's a good idea to date.

[ManOnFire]

Chill. It's not the end of the world. Maybe if women didn't act like everything was so complicated and emo - including themselves - their outlook and sense of self-esteem would be a lot better.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lmao K

[BelleGirl21]

Lolol so funny. I only think about 5 of these though 🙈

[YourFutureEx]

Lemme guess...
2, 10, 14, 18 & 25

[BelleGirl21]

@YourFutureEx 25 is correct. No to the others lol!

[YourFutureEx]

I SERIOUSLY doubt that 2 & 14 are incorrect.

[BelleGirl21]

@YourFutureEx I don't think I've ever asked someone if my butt looks good. I know it does lol
And my hair is a constant nightmare so I know it never looks great 😒

[YourFutureEx]

I dunno. If I were a wife, I'd always hope if my hubby likes my butt or not.

Ohhhhhh!! You want some compliments?

[BelleGirl21]

@YourFutureEx pffffft no. Besides you haven't seen my butt lol.
And I'd never ask my husbands opinion on my appearance. He's brutal

[YourFutureEx]

:(

1, 9, 11, 23, 25 then

[BelleGirl21]

@YourFutureEx Yesss to all of those 😜

[YourFutureEx]

Sometimes, I think about some of these things too 😐

[sweettckae]

wow, that describes me a lot lol. I think most females feel like this.. good take :-)

[Jager66]

"I want food and sex and sleep and Netflix right now."

lol, story of my life.

[Sonoflife]

Oh my God that comic about period is soo funny can't stop laughing.
Thanks dude, such a nice take.

[SakuraCherryBlossoms]

Oh my god I hate waiting for my period! Every time it's near and my stomach hurts I have to worry about it.

[xslope]

Daily? DAILY? Are all women suffering from ADHD, because as a man I couldn't do a list of 5 daily thoughts. You make women sound really manic :D

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

We are honey

[multilevel]

Soo many different kind of thoughts! Wow.
Women rock :)

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lol no we dont

[multilevel]

You do, why deny! :)
It's fun being a woman.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

LOL no

[multilevel]

Nature made it fun to be a woman, we men dominated the society and made it a bit tough for women though.
But still women are good

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

eh
I think all people = shit

[multilevel]

All people?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yep in a general way of speaking
of course there are exceptions

[minnesotakate14]

I have actually thought most of these. Especially the smudged eyeliner. I always worry about it smudging along with eye makeup in general lol

[dwright9224]

Lol. I know a lot of females like this. I'm usually more chill. So I can't relate much.

[ArchDruidMordred]

"Don't get butthurt that I am a hormonal teenager."
This makes you sound very stuck up and defensive.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Cause since I'm only 16 many people of the older generation tend to stereotype me as a naïve whore.