Daily Routine of a Woman

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I am a young woman possibly corrupted by society or other people. I could be brainwashed to think a certain thing or do a certain thing. I don't really care or know haha.

Here's the daily routine of *most* women. Keep in mind, it's lighthearted generalizations. Don't get butthurt!

1. Wake up early.

We gotta get up early (usually), and I have no choice to cause of *ew* school.

2. Shower.

I take long showers, cause I like them. I have to wash my (thick, long + curly) hair, wash my body, shave the necessary places and make sure I'm rinsed completely.

3. Make up and hair.

I have to make my eyeliner and mascara PERFECT. No smudges allowed. Then I have to figure out how to do my hair. Up or down? To the side or loose around both shoulders?

4. Choosing clothes to wear.

What to wear...all these clothes yet I have NOTHING TO WEAR!

5. School/work.

Fuck this. School is boring and full of people you don't like who judge you. You're being taught information for 12-13 years of your life so you can go to an even harder school so you can work so you can survive.

Then you have work. Full of people you don't like who judge you, while you're doing something you don't like to make money so you can survive.

6. Get home + do whatevers necessary.

After school/work you gotta clean the messy house you or family have created. You gotta do homework, help the family etc. You gotta care for your pets or do chores and then eat dinner. After changing into comfortable clothing you can finally relax.

7. Watch some netflix.

Netflix is love, netflix is life.

8. Get to bed at a reasonable time.

At 4 am.

9. Wake up tired and repeat.

That's my usual routine and probably is for other women.

I don't know about men, it may be the same or easier or harder. Eh I'll never know haha.

I hope you can relate and thanks for reading.

[rescuemyheart]

My routine goes like this (when I have shit to do): wake up at like 5 AM, spend about an hour on my phone. 6 AM take a shower, about 30 mins. 6:30, blow dry my hair about 45 mins. 7:15 start doing makeup about 45 minutes to an hour depending. Spend another hour finding something to wear and misc.

Get out the door about 9:00 if I'm lucky and do whatever I gotta do in the world. Cam. Then in the evening either get high with friends, go on a date, or more often lately sit home and watch either Grey's Anatomy or True Blood and browse IG.

[redeyemindtricks]

Girl we gotta talk about organizing closets, and shit. "Finding something to wear" never takes me more than about 5 minutes, and I am an absolute diva when it comes to mah 'drobe. (I just invented that abbreviation for wardrobe, right now.)

Granted, I don't know what "misc." is... but, still, we should talk.

Step #1: Organize yr stuff by color and/or matching outfits. Not by type of clothes.

[rescuemyheart]

@redeyemindtricks closet. Oh hah. I think I have one of those. I might have a carpet too under all the clothes.

Misc is stuff like eating breakfast, brushing teeth, etc

[redeyemindtricks]

redeye boot camp, I bet I can help you get that shit organized in about 2-3 hours, if you decide that you're in. (you're in or you're out.)

not today, but, one of these days here.

I guarantee I love clothes as much as you do, so, I feel ya.
... but, less is more, ya know?
there's a certain point-of-no-return where you have so many clothes that it's like having fewer clothes, because you EFFECTIVELY only have access to the 10 or 20% of clothes in the very front of yr... area (closet? lol)
sounds like you're well past that point, by now. So, if you re-organize -- even if t hat involves getting rid of a decent amount of yr stuff -- you'll effectively have MORE things as a result.

[rescuemyheart]

@redeyemindtricks that is so accurate. And half the crap I buy I'll never wear xD but I do get organized sometimes its just hard to remember to keep it that way. I definitely need to shape up my organizational skills tho xD

[Mybeachlife88]

Can you follow me?

[Gwtwtw]

I love people who wake up early. It shows discipline and strength. Neither of which I have.

[Prof_Don]

OMG that blond in the first pic is gorgeous as fuck! ;-)

[Oliviajenkinss2]

Her name is contance jablonski.. She is like the best model ever in my opinion!

[Prof_Don]

@Oliviajenkinss2 I always dig that classical beauty look. :)

[Relentless_Hippie]

I guess I should post my routine too? lol

1. Wake up 7:30 to take prescription pills
2. Go back to sleep or call my boyfriend
3. Brush teeth, shower if I haven't the night before and do hair (I don't wear makeup)(I also talk to my boyfriend when doing my hair)
4. Breakfast!!!(while talking to my boyfriend)
5. School and work.
(Call boyfriend on break, and when driving. Also in between classes)
6. Boyfriend and Homework
7. Internet and Boyfriend, Boyfriend, Boyfriend.
8. Sleep and call boyfriend if I wake up lol.

[archiz]

Makeup and clothes it s usually whatever for me on a daily basis at univ.
I don t really wear makeup, and pick the first clothes I see lol
I don t fix my hair either... it s curly I just wake up and go. Sometimes I tame them down with water and a after shower conditioner but that s it.

[Mustachekitteh]

My mornings are nothing like that. :D

I wake up at 7:25am and take my adhd med.

Go back to sleep until I wake up again between 8:15am-9am.

drink 8 glasses of water.

wait 20 minutes and then eat breakfast.

Workout around noon.

Then the rest of the day is a toss up to what ever I have to do.

The rest of the night I'm playing video games. :D

[Mustachekitteh]

Forgot to include the time when me and my boyfriend are able to Skype chat.

[vishna]

1. Wake up as late as I can and still make it to the bus stop.

2. Do make up at school.

3. Endure school.

4. Snack

5. Eat dinner.

6. Bathe

7. Youtube and Hulu

8. Talk to boyfriend

9. Look up weather for next day, think about what to wear

10. Talk to boyfriend and pass out.

Repeat

[Sara413]

I value extra sleep way more than looking perfect. Most mornings I don't do make up or hair. Only put that effort in if I have a super important meeting and even then I only blow-dry and put a bit of eye make up on... 15 min and done.

Always shower though. It's the best way to start the day!

[rgb008]

Just gonna guess that 50% of the female comments are "i dont do my hair and makeup, I must not be a real woman!" or some shit lol

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

basically

[SirenDep]

Make your interests and passions into work, and get an education in order to fulfill your dreams!

Have equality in your household. All should help in the chores in their free time.

p. s. I don't have netflix

[SakuraChii]

This pretty much sums up my life (or maybe just most girls). I completely agree with your thoughts on school, it's so stressful...

[Beautybynature]

IM PROUD TO BE A GIRLY GIRL! I WOULD NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! SCREW U FEMINIST UNATTRACTIVE, BITTER HAGS WHO THINK MALES AND FEMALES ARE ONE AND WOMEN SHOULD GROW BALLS TO SCRATCH!
NOPE! IM A WOMAN AND I LOVE FEMININITY

[BertMacklinFBI]

okay buddy

[ThisDudeHere]

Daily routine of nearly everyone. Except for the makeup.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

ikr!

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Thankfully my life a bit simpler than that just shower in the morning and since I work from home on my own timetable but lots of the evening ones sound similar.

[stardust101]

It takes me longer to drink my coffee than it does for me to get ready everyday. 15 minutes to get ready and 30 minutes to drink my coffee. I hate mornings! Lol

[BeatingTime]

Daily routine for a woman:
1. Chase hot guys, discard everything else
2. Be bitchy and disrespectful to non-hot guys
3. receive free gifts, free stuff, free dinners, compliments, high tolerance.. etc
4. don't work a bit

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

didn't know you were a woman

[Mustachekitteh]

I guess I'm not a woman then. Since my days are never like that. :P :D

[karahiri]

1. roll around in bed
2. get up finally
3. look out the window
4. get back into bed
5. netflix under the covers

[ElissaDido]

Sometimes I take 2 hours to get ready without the shower part since I do it at night 😝

[zorro8888]

Oh my! Does makeup and hair take that long? :o

[ElissaDido]

@zorro8888 haaaair yes! 😫 My hair is super long and thick haha

[zorro8888]

Only take me 2 minutes to deal with my luscious hair haha

[jc1982]

mostly the same for men except most of us choose to skip the makeup :P

[KLTheErudite7229]

I think it's about the same for men, but we may spend less time showering or doing hair (if we want).

[musicbrain5]

Nope, unfortunately I can't relate to any of this except for waking up early and watching Netflix.

[YourFutureEx]

We guys do the same things without even the need of make-up. It means we're awesome :D

[Polocrew]

Psh check mine
1) wake up
2) shower
3) School and be a star you are all day
4) sleep. Mirin?