5 Reasons Why You Should Be A Slut

[Anonymous]

Forget relationships, forget marriage, forget love. Being a slut is the path to pure happiness. Here are 5 reasons why you should be a slut.

1. Guys love sluts

Guys and sluts are like peanut butter and jelly - we go together perfectly. Guys can relate with sluts because we're all on the same page. Sex without emotion - it's perfect.

Going to a bar, talking to a woman and having her home in less than 30 minutes is the dream for a lot of guys. That's a great end to a long week. If you like getting attention from guys, this is the fast track.

2. Relationships are overrated

Silly romantic comedies have made you think that a relationship is what you want. Let me tell you something: it's not! A relationship will never make you truly happy. What you need is regular sex from a whole bunch of different guys. Just let go of all your worries and give in; become a slut. Do you honestly believe that "love" is more fulfilling than an orgasm?

3. Lots of sex

Who doesn't like casual sex. You don't know his name, he doesn't know yours. Close your eyes and be used like the little slut you know that you are.

4. It's politically progressive

Slut-walks are the new "thing" when it comes to feminism. Sluts are the modern version of suffragettes. If you care about advancing women's rights, then you should be a slut.

5. It will make you happy

Don't be a shy and timid daddy's girl. Be a confident, independent woman and take control of your sex life. Only then will you be truly happy.

[CheerGirl38139]

So... you're saying that YOU are a slut.

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[PT1911]

Sounds like someone hasn't gotten laid yet and is just encouraging womem to be easy

[candyaurora]

THIS !!

[PT1911]

@candyaurora

And I'm a kissless Virgin lol

Probably TMI, but eh it's post ironic

[btbc92]

It will make me sick! Those kinds of people are toxic, and they have nothing else to do in their life when it comes down to relationships because they fail at it. That's why its always stated that men will have sex with one but refuse to date or marry one. Let alone have kids with her unless she trapped him with a baby. Many of these are jealous and envious. And new flash, every so-called slut does not have sex all the time. It's just as hard for them as it is for men. The only people that will pick them up are pimps and gigolo's! And perhaps men with some money just for a one nigh stand, but they would gone to a whore house for that!

[Scrambledagain]

Lol... it's just as hard as for men? Hell no! its too easy for a woman. Sex is like something that is thrown your way. Which is why I love your thinking about going to a whore house. I advocate men must go get a prozzie for casual sex, especially those cool dudes who battle with women.

[btbc92]

@Scrambledagain Not easy at all. Society in this country makes it easy. And in truth. Im not advocating for anybody to go to a whore house, as I neither agree with it or not. I take consideration of both males and females. Men do have it hard. Not all can just have sex. I stay away from such people regardless if its male or females. Too many toxic people who don't want to go anywhere but party hardy, drink, smoke, etc. I can't be around that no matter who does it.

[Shorty1991]

The biggest reason being, so that its easier for men to get laid and they can get sex when they want it.
When I get a boyfriend, I'll be his slut. End of. Lol!

[PT1911]

And plenty of us guys are just looking for that one girl that can be our own ;)

[Shorty1991]

@PT1911 and plenty that don't want to get tied down to just one woman.

[PT1911]

And that makes it harder for us that do unfortunately. ...

[myTake Owner]

That's just a side bonus XD

[CaliSoccerGuy]

haha.. you seem like the kinda gal I been looking for :P

[Shorty1991]

@CaliSoccerGuy what? Lol. Your looking for a woman to be your dirty little slut?
I'm from the UK and your from the USA. Not exactly ideal, is it?

[CaliSoccerGuy]

not ideal at all... :( haha

Should send a little message my way real quick haha

[CaliSoccerGuy]

if you dont mind of course lol

[NectarOfPuss]

I'm laughing because although I know this is satire, I agree with the opinion. Having a boyfriend is like having a huge emotional weight around your neck. They tried to dominate your time, let's do lunch, let's be together, let's go steady let me suffocate you.
I date who I want, I sleep with whom I want, and I study and I get ahead in my education. Guys are like buses. You do not run after one because there is always another one coming.

[myTake Owner]

It wasn't satire, actually. But yes, you shouldn't settle for one guy when you could get spitroasted by two new guys every other night.

[NectarOfPuss]

I drive a train

[Anonymous]

I agree on being confident and expressing yourself! Good take!

It's hard though as a guy to know she's interested, especially if you're social circle or you happen to be a decent person. Women seem to act innocent round men who care about them or have any decent qualities even if they are more attractive than the brash guy (who might still be social circle).

Can u help me out on my take about two guys and one girl? Both of the guys know her already? www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a30669-do-women-have-dirtier-sex-with-guys-who-don-t-care-about-them-what

[insertusername_here]

Ok, I'm not even gonna start to go into how much I disagree with this because I think that everyone is warranted their own opinion. However don't you think point 4 is a bit off? If anything I think flinging yourself around sexually actually depletes the worth of a woman.

[Anonymous]

Interestingly you haven't addressed the problem of single parent households and the struggles that single Mothers often go through which is linked to men and women sleeping around as some children are conceived this way.

You haven't addressed the rise in STD's either. "My pussy, my penis, my choice", yes but at least have the intelligent to use a rubber to minimise conceived an unplanned child or picking up an STD.

[Mysterio421]

They forgot to add my responsibilities and consequences

[Elliegirl]

This is without question in the top 5 biggest loads of bullshit I have ever encountered. Sure, some guys like sluts, but not all guys. Most guys I know want nothing to do with slutty girls. And lots of sex isn’t completely true either. There’s a possibility for lots of sex if you’re easy, but it’s not a guarantee. The rest is just blatantly false.

[joemm]

Just make sure you use condoms. An unwanted pregnancy and/ or an STD are major events that are stressful, expensive and unbelievably worrisome. And make sure the guy uses one of those antibacterial penis health cremes too.. this will protect you from a bacteria transfer during condom-less sex acts (i. e. oral). Good luck to you all.

[joecolegate]

as a dude I think I agree with this. its quite liberating when you reach the point of no longer caring when your ex's and girls you like fk other guys. just be awesome enough to be her best option, when girls realize that most guys can't control their emotions and become quivering pieces of tissue paper as soon as they get some strange, they'll sprint back to the guy who's just chilling in the background not pressuring her faster than Usain runnin the 200meter.

Guys- NEVER ask a girl you have steady sex with if you guys are "officially dating" no matter how many dinners you take her to or family gatherings she asks you to. let them tell you first.

[TheRebel69]

If you take any of this advice I can guarantee you a life of shallow sex, being used, abused, discredited for having no self-respect and the only men who will feel you are attainable are men with self-esteem issues, which you will end up with because while a man who thinks badly of this behaviour might fuck a slut, he won't want to keep her.

Stop this cycle and have some self respect. Don't listen to this bullshit.

[outmyroom]

Oh wow good luck man getting chicks no guy wants to marry a slut. Please don't tell me you're different.

[Dawnofanewhorizon]

No wants to but how many men end up marrying those women? Many of these women will go on to have boyfriends, husbands and children.

[myTake Owner]

I may not want to marry a slut, but if she's attractive I would like to spend the night with her.

[outmyroom]

Oh well lucky me then! Too bad that's not what I or any self respecting woman wants.

[myTake Owner]

Why not? Haven't you ever wanted to have sex with a guy without knowing his name? Or with some random dude just walking down the street? You should do it.

[Anonymous]

I can list 5 reasons why this is a stupid idea:
1. STD's
2. Unplanned pregnancies
3. Emotional unfulfillment
4. It lowers morals and self esteem
5. Most guys are not great enough in bed for Most females to really consider being a slut.

Hopefully this was some type of joke...

[Anonymous]

You can be truly be happy without being a slut just saying

[Touchmehxx]

You could say that about anything though

[myTake Owner]

No you can't. Your happiness is correlated with how much of a whore you are.

[Opinion Owner]

Whatever helps you sleep at night dude I've been with the same person for over a year and I'm pretty content where I'm at.. Sleeping around isn't sexy in the least.

[NanaXXXX]

"Be a confident, independent woman and take control of your sex life. Only then will you be truly happy."

:D Well said. Mr.

[Lillevalss]

A lot of people brag about their sex life on this site, but when this kind of post pops up, then all of a sudden everyone becomes a saint. I'm confused.

[NectarOfPuss]

You got it right young lady. I'll tell you one thing I firmly contended to be a virgin until I was 16. And I made

[YourName123]

when a one night stand from the long past calls me because she is in a jam, I am there for her, needs help moving, whatever, I'll help. When some "friend" who hasn't contacted me in months calls me out of the blue with their hand out, well, no thanks, I have enough on my plate already

[PandaHug]

I've known girls that call themselves sluts and they're actually very happy, they embrace it and give free will to their desires, explore new experiences and never have their hearts broken.

However, being a slut is not for everyone, once you go down that road you have to be ready to live with the stigma and the judgement, and not just from guys but from other girls and that's fucked up.

[ElissaDido]

Knowing myself, this lifestyle would most probably end up making me clinicaly depressed. So no thank you.

[sp33d]

Hilarious :D It will make you happy hahah. Takes a special kind of dumb to cook up something like this, offense intentional :)

[John_Doesnt]

She'll have an impossible time finding a serious relationship or husband though. No man wants damaged goods.