The Essential Beautiful Girl Guidelines

[LittleSally]

1. Don't ever acknowledge the fact that you're attractive. People don't like to hear that you know that you're good looking.

2. You can't be self depricating. It makes people think you're fishing for compliments or that you have a serious self-esteem disorder.

3. Anytime you receive a compliment you have to pretend it's the first time you're hearing it. If you agree with the compliment then you're breaking No.1.

4. Be very careful how you treat the members of the opposite sex. Be careful of whom you smile at, make eye contact with or are friendly towards. If you don't - you're leading them on!

5. But, you also can't be mean. Because then you'll appear self-absorbed and, maybe, just what they expected. ...ya know...? Be nice, but maintain your distance. You don't want to lead anyone on.

6. Don't be surprised or angry when someone tells you they're surprised you're smart or funny. It really IS surprising when someone as appealing as you is also an interesting person. I mean, that's just a given.

7. It is expected of you to date someone superficially as appealing as you, so, if you're not a superficial person, expect to be told that your boyfriend isn't in your league, or that you could do better. And you can't get angry about this. You'll be breaking No.5. Because, remember, if a pretty girl is angry, she must be mean.

8. Don't expect anyone to feel sorry for you. Ever. Because you're an attractive woman, and life must be so freakin' easy for YOU! Right?

[W31rd0]

The only two people who tell me that I look beautiful are Mom and Dad. I love Mom and Dad.

When I lost weight, Mom was quick to notice a change in my appearance. I ended up dressing in so many outfits Mom bought for me and looking good in most of them. I also got quite a few compliments from random strangers. Apparently, when I have a thin body, I don't need to have a fashion sense, because I look good in almost anything I wear. That is great, because I don't like shopping or fashion or make-up or typical girly stuff. I guess my attractiveness was pulled down by my fatness, and when I lost the fat, I became prettier. Hopefully, this can land me a good, well-paid job. The main reason why I lost the weight was for health. The second main reason was to increase my chances of finding a job. I know people are extremely biased against fat people, so if I become fit, I may get the upper hand in getting hired.

Because I actually have first-hand experience with being fat and ugly, I feel that the compliments I receive are undeserved and superficial. So, I just respond with a curt "Thanks" and move on. Despite my slender body, I am not very muscular. I want muscles and strength to make everyday tasks easier. Attractiveness is kind of useless.

[dipta]

"was to increase my chances of finding a job."
Wow, kudos to you!

I do think sometimes a nice body is better than a pretty face in an okay/ fat body.

[YellowCactus]

Kudos to you girl ;)

[Prettyapathetic]

I can relate to this

[Riggers]

Yeah but.. Number 8 is kind of true.. They do have it easier, haha.

[newbie2015]

Spot on! And someone above missed the point. Being physically attractive is not the same as popular. Many girls are slandered and abused and left out because they don't look like everyone else. What ever is different can be isolationist.

And yes. Men will refuse to discuss deeper topics. No matter if you're wearing a turtleneck, no matter if you have a m. d., no matter if you speak 5 different languages, but in my opinion, not because they assume you're stupid, but because they are scared you might not be.

[Bandit74]

I actually prefer they acknowledge their beauty as long as it is not in a pretentious tone. Its annoying and almost insulting when someone who is conventionally attractive goes around saying they are mediocre looking.

"It is expected of you to date someone superficially as appealing as you"

Well thats usually how it plays out. They eaither date someone equally as attractive or someone less attractive who makes more money than they do.

And for number 8, everyone has struggles but being a beautiful woman is a great advantage. They can still complain, just not to people who appear to have it worse.

[SheSugarcoat]

You are soooo wrong. Beautiful woman have to deal with a LOT of shit, especialy in workplace. Life is easier if you are just an above average looking girl.

[dipta]

@SheSugarcoat I thought above average looking girls = beautiful?

[SheSugarcoat]

@dipta Absolutely not. Above average is above average. Beautiful is on another level of atractiveness.

[YellowCactus]

@SheSugarcoat that's what a beautiful would said, lol...

[johnsmith2116]

This is well said.

It's hard enough for a beautiful woman to be popular, because there are always going to be unattractive women who hate them soley because of envy, and financially unsuccessful guys who hate them because they can't have them.

Being a beautiful woman is a nice problem to have, but it needs to be handled properly. The above list is well thought out and accurate, in my view.

[YellowCactus]

"unattractive women who hate them soley because of envy, and financially unsuccessful guys who hate them because they can't have them." 😂😂

[Jamesol1]

There are always beautiful girl groups... all in all such women have pros and cons of being them. They can literally not have a job and go and date a decent looking/maybe good looking rich guy and live a great life. But yeah people may be jealous etc... hateful...

[Warmapplecrumble]

Girls always want women who are uglier than them in a group... :-(

[Jamesol1]

@Warmapplecrumble I dunno. I can see why but at school girls stuck with their sort of looks league

[Warmapplecrumble]

@Jamesol1 nope if you look closer the leader of pack always looks better.

[peachblossomluck]

Can this be any more accurate? People have weird ideas about good-looking people for sure. They have their own set of social etiquette rules they have to go by or everyone hates them. No one tells you though. You're supposed to be omniscient because that's a given when you are good-looking lol.

[lovemedammit]

1. I guess
2. Beautiful women DO have it easier
You'll never know what it's like to walk this world as an ugly woman. Nobody's nice to you , nobody talks to you, nobody smiles at you, every guy ignores you

[SheSugarcoat]

Being beautiful sucks too. Woman hate you by default, everyone just assume you are stupid and fucked some guy to get a well paid job, people think you are not allowed to suffer (afterall you are beautiful and life is easier, right?), and the list goes on and on.

[SheSugarcoat]

Oh, i forgot. The staring. I hate that. People are constantly staring at you. Grandpas, dads, husbands, horny teenagers. Its horrible.

[SheSugarcoat]

And by the way, I was ugly as a teenager so I know very very well how it feels like being an ugly woman. The difference in social treatment is grotesque.

[YellowCactus]

@SheSugarcoat "Oh, i forgot. The staring. I hate that. People are constantly staring at you. Grandpas, dads, husbands, horny teenagers. Its horrible." But... but you women love to get attention so I don't see why you are complaining...

[SheSugarcoat]

@YellowCactus Incorrect. I love attn from people that I care, not from random people.

[lovemedammit]

@SheSugarcoat maybe. At my workplace all the guys stare at this pretty girl. And she hardly has to lift a finger because they are all just watching her and ask her if she needs help with any little thing.

Me on the other hand I have to work 3 times as hard and I lift my own weight because nobody cares if I need help. It's hard not to hate a person like that since she just flirts and doesn't work. And I'm not being overly jealous because there are plenty of beautiful women you are down to earth and nice however that also makes you kinda hate them. So I guess you're right about girls hating you

[UnknownXYZ]

www.court-records.net/.../miles-smirk(c).gif

Nice pictures of a non-beautiful girl.

[PurpleTeardrops2]

lmao

[HulkkSmash]

LOL this is a list for beautiful people in general. But fuck what people think.

[animus1988]

beauty comes down to bone structure. this girl would be beautiful with ANY hair color/facial features because she has great maxilla placement, forward growth, a positive canthal tilt, and other features that make the face harmonious

[adrianalima0]

you're thinking about it too hard lol

[animus1988]

@adrianalima0 nope

[animus1988]

you're not thinking about it hard enough lol

[animus1988]

there's reasons why some people are objectively beautiful and others aren't ;)

[Warmapplecrumble]

You mean thin boned... if she was bone-y she would look bigger

[Tony_1693]

https://i.imgur.com/LBFPfQp.jpg

This guy is a catfish. I think I know who he is as well. Some Indian dude who's obsessed with looks. What he did was flip the picture horizontally so that people couldn't reverse it back.

[animus1988]

@Tony_1693 when did i ever claim to be the kid in my picture idiot. fuk off you loser. your tinder conversations were the cringiest and sadest thing I've ever read

[Luci92]

Well put :)
6 really, really bothers me, as I get it a lot.

[Luci92]

Oh, and awesome take, btw!

[steveisbored]

But you're kinda breaking rule #8 :O haha but really it's so rude to assume a pretty girl is not smart!

[Luci92]

@steveisbored Haha, oh the contradiction lol. Agreed!

[YellowCactus]

@steveisbored I just don't understand how assuming that a pretty girl is not smart rude? In my case most beautiful girls I have encountered are the once who are either a) dubmb b) smoke pot and think it's cool or c) whore a lot around and d) gets better treatment. Never in my life I have met an beautiful intelligent girl. I think it's either that you are super hot/beautiful but dumb as fuck or intelligent but less attractive (I would use word "Ugly" but I really don't like use it).

You simply can't have everything in life, you either have one or another. That's how it goes and don't say otherwise and try to give me a lot of some nonsense and nothing meaning shit because I won't believe it anyway.

[rose004b]

I guess you got your content from this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSztQ2UH_Fw

[LittleSally]

Yup. She's amazing.

[PG1997]

I have a really nice face and I'm very introverted so I don't talk much. People have often thought I'm very self obsessed. Makes sense now.

[YellowCactus]

So because you don't talk much, they think you are self obsessed? Sounds very weird to me.

[YellowCactus]

It's like to say extroverted people who party are self obsessed, the same thing really.

[PG1997]

@YellowCactus When I talk I'm usually more precise and logical than other people are... I think they find it condescending when it isn't meant to be.

[SarahsSummer]

I just try to be friendly and sociable to everyone so nobody is singled out or has cause to accuse me of anything youve listed.

[Ozanne]

Gee I never saw this MyTake coming! LOL But from the points you gave, which are good ones, it looks like it all needed to be said. :)

[EllieLexis513]

I see you poked some bears just by reading some of the male comments on here.

But you're Take is good and right on target. I don't see how anyone could disagree with this.

[devilish-cutie]

omg such a good take! totally relatable!!
I don't respect rule #1 or#3 at all, and #4 is so annoying as #5
you opned my eyes about why some people treat me certain way , tnx!

[YellowCactus]

OMG...

[devilish-cutie]

@YellowCactus you might think it's a joke but it's not, it's hard for anyone to put themselves in another person't shoes and see that noone has it easy. I am not a slut yet many guys want to get w me cause of my looks, it's hard, cause I cannot interact w guys and try to be friends or be seen as a person rather than female. I don't feel like I'm that pretty or that I am so amazing and often I can feel not pretty, but I am intelligent enough to know that I do have good features when it comes to standards of beauty. Don't think like #8, noone has it easy, beuty gives you privilages but also disadvantages too as every characteristic does to everyone. Being ugly must be hard, but beuty isn't everything and looks can always be improved.

[ThisDudeHere]

I agree with @animus1988 - she'd look good no matter what features were different, side from the structure.

[IsraelJordan]

I like it. Except for number 8. Its kinda is easier. Just comes with other problems though.

[FlowerChild94]

And if you brrak any of these rules.. You can't sit with us at lunch. 😄https://i63. tinypic. com/2145yyd. jpg

[FlowerChild94]

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[ParamountArmada]

umm quit bragging, lol. and on #4 you ignore a guy we take it as instant rejection, not leading on.

[LittleSally]

Not about me... Never used the word 'I'.

[DarkHumorRUs]

Are beautiful people conscious all the time about how good they look?

[LittleSally]

I highly doubt it. It's not something that hangs over their heads - it depends on the situation, though.

[BruceJender]

Of course they are lol, like every ugly person is conscious they're ugly.

This is absurd.

[DarkHumorRUs]

@BruceJender But the difference is ugly people have to worry about it, beautiful people don't have to worry.
Do they realize how many people are nice to them just because they're beautiful?

[YellowCactus]

I just wonder why they put so much fucking make-up, naturally they look better without but that's just me.

[YellowCactus]

@DarkHumorRUs exactly, beautiful girls gets better treatment and privilege from other people while less attractive girls need to put more effort into doing something since they are less attractive. That being said, their looks will fade away after some time and they might or might not realise that people were nice to them as they were beautiful however that's not always the case.

[DarkHumorRUs]

@YellowCactus well im kinda asking the beautiful girls themselves, but alright