7 Things Girls and Cats Have In Common

[bruce3]

1. They both have behavior that’s hard to understand

Girls trip over minor things. They get upset over meaningless things.

2. They both scratch you if you provoke 'em

They are both magnificent and cute but they have their nails, too.

3. Girls lose hair and cats shed

It’s the most annoying feature.

4. Girls cry, cats purr

It’s their biggest weapon.

5. Both can be careless to death

6. Both like to be all saucy

There are tons of "love me" messages.

7. You can only stroke them if they want you to

If they don't want to, then you can't even come close.

[ChromAzonyx108]

6. what does tons of love me messages have to do with being saucy?

Also, you forgot the eyes
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[RainbowFanGirl]

This is cute.

Now if I made a take comparing men to dogs, a shit storm would ensue.

[Ava0218]

So true!

[TheDevilInside]

Because men are not dogs men are pigs. XD

[Viperkiss]

@TheDevilInside way to take something cute and turn it into a stab at men.
"I wonder why my insults upset people!"

[YourFutureEx]

Dogs are loyal ☺

[sedrftvgyhujik]

I dont think we would mind that much dogs are good animals loyal , smart , affectionate , direct
German shepherds are majestic and Labradors are just such gorgeous dogs.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@YourFutureEx exactly! ;) I may just do it to see how everyone will react.

[sedrftvgyhujik]

link me to it if you do

[RainbowFanGirl]

@sedrftvgyhujik I will :)

[hellionthesagereborn]

Not if it was positive.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@hellionthesagereborn it will be. :)

[Afro-dite9]

Hahaha loveeee it!

[TheDevilInside]

@Viperkiss what you don't have a sense of humor?

[RainbowFanGirl]

@TheDevilInside he obviously does not.

[SuperNovaRoyalty]

wow look at all the likes here

[Kiran04]

And if you compared women to dogs, and even bigger shit storm would ensue.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@Kiran04 Why are you mad hun? Take a chill pill.

[Kiran04]

What am I mad about? I'm just following your lead and pointing out the obvious.

[alphadoggystyle]

dogs are superior to cats so yeah go ahead and make that comparison, its pretty accurate in some ways just like how men are superior to women.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@alphadoggystyle whaaaaaaat

[SinghSong]

@Kiran04 Well, when they call us guys "studs", that's what they're doing. A stud is a male dog which is used for breeding purposes. Know what the female equivalent of a 'stud' is? A 'brood bitch'. Imagine the kind of shit storm you'd get if you called women that...

[FallOutBoy2001]

One animal doesn't do something if it doesn't need or want to. The other mindlessly follows instructions to please people. How are dogs superior?

[RainbowFanGirl]

Wait... what?

[alphadoggystyle]

@FallOutBoy2001 The cat can be forced to do certain things as well, its weaker than a dog, a dog can refuse as well to obey, but they actually have the ability to become reliable and loyal with training, which is one of the superior traits they have. A dog can also be trained to find drugs and other sorts of tracking, it can detect if a human is sick etc, and a dog would beat a cat in a fight. Men are in a similar way superior to women.

[FallOutBoy2001]

@alphadoggystyle hahahahahahaha no. You can make a dog or a cat do things they don't want to do, but the cat will shred you to pieces in the process. Why would you want to equate yourself with an animal that can be trained to do the bidding of other people on command, unless you're a soldier, which by that point is no longer "like a dog" but "like a soldier"?

[alphadoggystyle]

@FallOutBoy2001 what i said is correct, and you are 100% wrong as usual.
The cat won't do shit if you punish it enough and reward when necessary to not behave certain ways (it cannot shred us to pieces, it won't dare to do it if you set bounds early and make it fear you. And the dog was specifically bread with the traits of being loyal. Its a positive not a negative. The basic house cat was basically bread to be company with the least ammount of effort needed, but in doing that they made the cats pretty much useless. Dogs are able to do so much more than cats are, its no contest basically. same with men and women, men are so much better than women thats its ridiculous to even suggest the idea that we could be equal

[TheDevilInside]

@alphadoggystyle ok how can I mute notifications for this opinion? I. keep getting alerts... this post is so. old already man...

[FallOutBoy2001]

@alphadoggystyle we are, asshole

[TheDevilInside]

@FallOutBoy2001 you two, there is something called private messaging. Upkeep getting unimportant notifications for your argument

[sedrftvgyhujik]

@alphadoggystyle I would also like to know just generally how not exclusively for this its been a while and i've lost interest.

[alphadoggystyle]

@FallOutBoy2001 no, you're not equal to men and never will be. Get over it.

[FallOutBoy2001]

@alphadoggystyle You're right, I'm not equal to all men. I'm better than pieces of shit like you

[Viperkiss]

Enough idiots. Your like watching two retards argue over who shits their pants faster.

[SuperNovaRoyalty]

@Viperkiss
Thank you.

[alphadoggystyle]

@FallOutBoy2001 nope you're not, im superior to you by far, pathetic little loser.

[SinghSong]

@alphadoggystyle @FallOutBoy2001 , go take your little pissing contest to PMs already.

[FatherJack]

Not from me !! I LOVE dogs , especially Rottweilers !!

[RainbowFanGirl]

@FatherJack I'm working on it. :)

[FallOutBoy2001]

@FatherJack I love dogs too, though I prefer German Shepards

[FatherJack]

@FallOutBoy2001 Love Rotties , Dobies , German Shepherds & Border Collies , all are smart , useful worker breeds. Used to handle " Rocky " a Rottie , during base security duties ( esp night hours ) back in my British Army days. So sad when I got posted to another unit , missed my mate !!

[FatherJack]

@RainbowFanGirl... Good plan , your stuff on here is level headed & balanced & of decent style , so , as per Nike adverts... Just Do It ... gggrrrr... WOOF !!

[FallOutBoy2001]

@FatherJack my mum thinks their deadly and harmful but they make some of the best pets for active people

[FatherJack]

@FallOutBoy2001 Only shit , retarded owners make for dangerous dogs. Just like abused children can , sadly , turn out to be criminal adults. Both are crappy & sad scenarios.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@FatherJack it's going to be a positive take.

[FallOutBoy2001]

@FatherJack agreed

[Rachelrosee]

First of all all you dumb idiots that liked this shit are dumb men are nowhere compared to a dog. Dogs are loyal men aren't dogs their cowards and idiots (some). So you people need to stop fucking calling men dogs.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@Rachelrosee Um... okay.

[SinghSong]

@Rachelrosee So that's why we're the ones who fight on the front lines in every war in history for you, right? Because we're cowards. And that's why we're the ones responsible for the majority of the world's technological, scientific and sociological innovations, right? Because we're idiots. Are you really that dumb?

[RainbowFanGirl]

Can you guys please stop commenting? You're spamming my notifications.

[SinghSong]

She isn't a guy. At least, I think not. Hard to say for certain though. So you should have really said "people", or something like that...

[TheDevilInside]

mine too. if this doesn't stop, soon, imma have to block everyone who keeps on arguing over here

[btbc92]

As a woman, yeah I can agree to most of this. But I say that it can apply to some men too, not just women. And cats like dogs and many other animals have different personalities too. I just believe that there is more introverted cats than extroverted ones, just like I believe that there is more extroverted dogs than introverted ones.

[LivingLife94]

You are forgetting one thing. We both have a pussy lol

[biguyct]

my kinda girl :P

[Idonthaveausername]

Cute. But you left out a few things.

8.) We're both soft

9.) And like to cuddle

This message has been approved of by my cat.

[Anonymous]

8) They're sadistic, vicious predators who'll torture others to death for entertainment value alone
9) They're hypergamous sluts who'll habitually fuck any big bad tomcat which strolls into view and reject all other potential partners
10) They're extremely envious and jealous creatures who'll claw the living daylights out of any others who they perceive as competition

[19magic]

Umm I have a cat who's not neutered and she fights off any Tom that enters the garden.

[Opinion Owner]

@19magic That's why I put no 8 (which it turned into a sunglasses emoji for some weird reason) above no 9. Unless that big bad tomcat gets that pussy hot and dripping, that sadistic vicious streak takes precedence.

[19magic]

Ah I didn't realise that's what it meant lol

[YourFutureEx]

8. Girls and cats, both love to sleep on YourFutureEx's lap 😏
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[YourFutureEx]

Oh god why the wrong pic? ;_;

[LittleSally]

But... all humans shed hair. Haha

Nice take. Love it. =)

[itsallover]

3) But... ever heard about male pattern baldness? 😂

[vishna]

Awwww :3 so cute! Haha, oh my gosh, I want to be pampered like that kitty with the pink brushes.

[HerondaleLover88]

Dude! You totally forgot annoying and bossy as all hell!

[Rissyanne]

This was pretty much right on. I did enjoy the kitty cat pics.

[TokyoGhoulLover]

ooo! ooo! what animal is a guy? :^D then i can gain perspective!

[ManOnFire]

Kinda true. Though most of the females who agreed with it are really only agreeing because it makes them look malevolent or bad in a way they see as good.

[starryeyedkitten]

Omg this post just made my night even better! I love cats

[Seneya]

This is really cute and funny haha! The gifs are so much adorable. The take made me smile :)

[madhatters4]

if girls and cats have so much in common how come everyone looks at me weird or laughs when i take a cat out to dinner

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

I was almost certain there would've been a pussy joke made

[ChromAzonyx108]

#7 comes close

[TheDevilInside]

Difference is, girls can try to explain their behaviors to you, cats can't. Oh and we're not that keen on getting ourselves into tiny boxes.

[Cait_Lyn]

Oh, I don't know... I used to really like cardboard boxes as a kid :D

[19magic]

@Cait_Lyn same they made great castles and hiding places... even if there was only one box in the room

[Cait_Lyn]

@19magic Got to hide the box as well!

[Anonymous]

did i mention i purr when i am bored, happy or sad at home?

[Anonymous]

Lol... that was hilarious and fun (and true in some ways ;-)

[Opinion Owner]

Please do the dog comparison for guys. That should be fun too

[Abe90]

Lol awwwww, someone doesn't understand cat and women behavior. Cats are pretty simple to get for some of us