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Woman; the most misunderstood creature of all

Every intelligent thinker of history tried to figure out the mysterious creatures called women. You can't figure out women, it's pointless to ever try. As you can't make accurately predicting laws out of chaos. Here is what you have to know about them to navigate through life safely. I'll provide you with a very brief age guide of the average societal woman.


Woman the most misunderstood creature of all



Age:


1-10: She thinks she is the center of the universe. She was raised as daddy's princess and everyone is entitled to her satisfaction.


11-15: She begins to realise the power she has over men (those that think with their lower head at least). Her vanity starts to take in, and while she began overcoming the notion of being the center of the universe, she shifts her interest towards being the center of attention.


16-26: She almost perfected her tactics and cunning, broke hearts and got broken, manipulated others, and got manipulated as well. She is an adrenaline junkie and a thrill seeker. She lost no time of course using "the most blooming period of her life" to the highest degree possible. that being, "exploring her sexuality", using men for confidence boosting, revenge/jealousy on exes , ranking up in the business world, succeeding financially etc. at this age she has no doubt anymore who her true and biggest enemy is. And surprise! I dont mean men, but of course other women.


27-35: Life has given her, her fair amount of slaps. She is more down to earth, more rational and focused (in the male -of course- sense), and generally looks a lot like the leading male role models she had to face in her life. She had to adopt many of their behaviors and tactics in order to adapt to the male dominated jungle. While being as temperamental as ever she has long ago burried the idealistic, overly sentimental, more or less innocent girl persona she used to project outwards, and she doesn't regret it the slightest. she burried it, broke the shovel, showered it in gazoline and lighted it up into flames, to make sure this fragile version of hers won't come to the surface again. She started becoming concious of her aging. The "marriage fever" kicked in. She thinks "but all my friends already did it. why not me? what do i lack compared to them". And she starts looking desperately for the stable - preferable economically secure - dumbass that will shoulder her damaged parasitic ass. (And I dont necesserily mean financial dependance but more about the life-sucking the poor fellow will suffer.)


36-50: She is now married with children, with a man she doesn't love and vice versa. They are keeping the whole thing alive just for the kids. She reminisces and dreams about the years she was "in her prime". And "men fell to her feet with a snap of her fingers". No amount of plastic surgeries snd botox injections will cover though the merciless impact of time on her. Her streched plastic face feels all the more fake and pitiful as there is nothing behind it to make it shine, because the poor woman took care of just the "window display" and not the content.


As an elder person you will probably find her in a church "repenting for the sins of her youth", or in a friend's house playing cards and gossiping (well there she has a master, at least she was dedicated exceptionally well in one thing) with other poor grannies of her age. all with their bright colourful hair and distinctive makeup that make the most unappealing contrast with their wrinkly elderly faces. counting day after day till the miserable tale ends.


Men you want to be a part of any of these? You are very welcome. I'll stick up to looking for that one "unicorn"...

Woman; the most misunderstood creature of all
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