Girls Don't Fart... Do They?

[JackieGraves]

Okay, obviously I know girls fart, but on a question I just posted, a guy made a point to say that the biggest turn off ever is when a girl farts and she shouldn't do it in front of him. I thought it was funny.

So guys, if a girl farts (by accident or no) does it honestly offend you to the point that she is no longer attractive? Or is it not really a big deal as long as she isn't being immature or gross about it?

[Stacyzee]

If you've been with someone for a reasonable amount of time a year + then it's okay to fart around them.
Your relationship is long term and you're going to be with this person for a while.
Why can't you let out normal human bodily functions?

Now if you just start dating someone... it's very gross!
And can be one of the biggest turn offs.
I know the guy would probably be wondering, "Who am I dating? A slob?"
If it's let out by accident it may probably be looked past.
But if you're there farting it up, like you're about to cave in walls, then its unacceptable!!

[JackieGraves]

Why is it gross in the early relationship but not afterwards? I understand how it'd be a turn off if you were crude about it, like trying to gas someone. But if it's early on and it slips out I see it as not a big deal at all as long as they are light hearted about it or apologize, even if they don't apologize I tend not to care.

Maybe I'm just more laid back than other women are, I don't know. I was taught that if you're going to judge someone, judge them for the right things - not for the things they can't help.

[thewanderingme]

why wait a whole year?

[Stacyzee]

"If it's let out by accident it may probably be looked past."
I said the same thing too.
I'm just speaking from my man's perspective.

[KitKat95]

I dated a guy for 3 years who thought it was disgusting when I farted. He only ever farted in front of me once. It was an accident when we were playing around so we laughed about it. But he would tell me that he doesn't want me to fart in front of him because he was afraid he wouldn't think I was attractive anymore. Of course, I farted around him a few times, kinda impossible not to when you're with someone for that long.

[JackieGraves]

He sounds a little bit prude-ish, but I'm impressed that you worked through it as long as you did.

[KitKat95]

You're not the only one. It was a relationship I should've ended WAY sooner than I did. But *shrugs* it is what it is.

[Azara]

I'm sure that guy wouldn't think its ok if a guy did it just Bc he's a guy. I assumed he meant no one should. Either way I thought it was immature. But if he meant it's only wrong for women then he isn't ready for a rekationship and you shouldn't worry about guys like that , just don't date them.

[JackieGraves]

He said women, not men, so that's where that assumption came from, but either way. I still disagree with him and am not worried about him, I actually found it very funny and though it would be a light-hearted and fun topic to cover.

[Gooseman]

I like it when a girl trusts me enough to know that I would still think that she is absolutely beautiful even when she has gas and farts. It's dangerous to hold your gas in and painful so I would rather my woman to just let it go! Even if we are cuddling, if she needs to fart she just needs to give me a warning that she had to fart or excuse herself after and I would tell her to just let it rip.

Humans fart! I don't want to date a robot and I actually HATE being lied to or someone acting like they are something they are not. Fart loud and be proud!

[JackieGraves]

A true gentleman right here!

[Hubris]

People baffle me. You're going to get up close and personal with a vagina during sex (or an asshole, even), you walk around all day breathing in people's dead skin flakes, you open doors and push elevator buttons that people touch after going to the bathroom or blowing their nose, and a FART is the deal breaker?

Human beings are disgusting if you think too much about it. Gotta lighten up.

[JackieGraves]

Agreed!

[Red_Dragon]

Well I'd hope the vagina is clean. The asshole too. I don't breathe on people. Yes I do touch open doors but I also wash my hands too. I don't blow my nose on people and wash my hands after blowing my nose. Maybe we should spit on each other too? And pee on each other? I mean hell you can't hold your fart for a few seconds and stand back and do it?

[areyouladygo]

@Red_Dragon I'm not gonna comment on your comment about fart until you answer my question. Actually answer it, not to ask me back with another question. But we do actually breath on people's skin skin dead flakes. It's skin dead cells, you won't be able to see it, so you unconsciously do it. Unless you always put a mask on or you live by yourself. In that case, you breath on your own dead skin flakes.

[JackieGraves]

He can't comment @areyouladygo because he was blocked due to making an inappropriate reference to rape.

[Hubris]

I've licked an asshole, man. Doesn't matter how clean it is, it's still an asshole. Dirty isn't the end of the world.

[Red_Dragon]

I usually never fart in front of a girl. Never. Never. So I want the same respect. I know girls do it too. However, if I as a guy feel that I should be respectful and not do it in front of someone then I'd think she should also want to show some respect as well. It's just like if someone is talking to me they wouldn't want me to pay attention to something else would they? That's disrespectful. They'd want me to focus on what they are saying. I did say I usually never far in front of a girl right?

[JackieGraves]

It's a bodily function. If it happens, it happens. I think it's silly to say you can't allow your body to run its course because it's "gross." It's like asking someone to never poop because it's gross, or never take off their socks because you hate feet. It's just silly and unreasonable.

[Red_Dragon]

Peeing is a bodily function too. I guess we should all pee on ourselves? How about poop on ourselves? It's not a matter of being gross. It's a matter of being respectful.

It's not asking someone to never poop. It's asking them to not poop on you or right in front of you. There are private places for that.

[Red_Dragon]

Totally not unreasonable. How about farting on your potential boss for a job interview? See what he/she thinks about that huh? It's a respect thing. Also, seeing as how you and others think it's funny I see that maybe the whole respect thing y'all don't too much care for?

[JackieGraves]

Farting is natural dude, it`s not disrespectful in the slightest. Pooping and peeing is saved for the bathroom because it's something that doesn't dissipate. It stays and festers and can become a health issue as a result. A fart is there, you can't see it, it floats away, and it's over. To get hussy about a fart is just silly to me, because it's literally gas that is there for all of a few seconds and no one is harmed by it.

[thewanderingme]

I feel same. just excuse yourself, go out into the hall or whatever.

[JackieGraves]

It's gonna happen by accident, and are you going to spend a relationship running away from your partner every time you have to fart? That sounds like an uncomfortable and uptight relationship.

[Red_Dragon]

It's natural to want sex so should people rape? Stop trying to put everything on nature.

It's silly to laugh at it. Nobody is harmed by pooping and peeing on themselves either unless it's continuous.

Regardless you do what you want. I don't care. It's still disrespectful and perfect for doing during interviews or in front of a boss or something. Perfectly okay. LOL

[JackieGraves]

I'm not talking about interviews and the fact that you brought up rape is a low and very sad thing to even bring up. Rape shouldn't be treated as a joke pal, and no one would find that funny. You were just removed from this conversation because while this is a funny topic, raping people is not.

[areyouladygo]

I have a question.. Let's say you were lying in the bed, making out, cuddling, or on a long drive, and the girl you were with was having gas, she had to fart every now and then, would you want her to excuse herself out of the room just to fart 3 times every hour or to pull over just because she needed to fart?

[sammy_31]

A fart is a fart, it isn't ladylike if a female farts all the time, on purpose in front of people and stuff. Anyway it isn't my business, just don't fart in front of me to annoy me, I will do something in return. No, not fart but some other prank or joke.

[JackieGraves]

I just don't agree personally with sexist gender standards personally, but if that's how you feel it's how you feel.

[thewanderingme]

it isn't gentlemanly either.

[JackieGraves]

Again, I'm not about gender roles so I can't say I can relate.

[sammy_31]

That's cool girls. I feel you.

[bunnahies]

No one I know seems to mind. For my first fart, I usually give them a heads up. Depending on their reaction, I either run to a corner or fart right next to them. I only run for the girls. Not idea why they always get grossed out when i tell them :( But the guys just laugh and tell me to let it out.

[JackieGraves]

Haha well at least you give em' options.

[AleDeEurope]

If you fart in front of me, embrace it. I hate when they try to hide it like it was the sewer. Fuck, no, I heard it, I smell it, I know you farted, accepted, it's human nature, I know you fart.
Being said this, please, don't fart constantly in front of me, I mean, if you can't hold it, it's ok, but if it's like constantly farting it's a bit childish and disgusting.

[Orion1084]

Everybody farts, lol. If my fiance farts in front of me, I really don't care. It shows a level of comfort and acceptance between two people.

Obviously, it would be different if she was constantly squeezing them out on purpose, but the occasional toot is perfectly normal.

[malakkaman]

OMG I would be divorced 100 times over if that was the case. My beautiful (and I mean a wold class beauty) of a wife can clear a room with a single note from her firm backside. Give her a plate of lentils and you she may be accused of attempted genocide. But back to your question. No it's no big deal and why is that. We're guys and farts are funny!

[JackieGraves]

Exactly! Those green-eating girls can be the worst ones. No woman on the planet would have a flat stomach if she didn't fart. Let's just be serious now.

[genericname85]

no XD i actually find it really funny. i think it has to do with how you were brought up to deal with farts. some get offended some laugh and make fun about it. i like the latter.
i also think it´s kind of a sign that she is comfortable around me if she does it, which is good.

[JackieGraves]

Thank you! Mind you, I'm not a gas machine, but it's going to happen. We all need to stop acting like we have to deny our bodies their natural functions to fit some silly ideal. It's like girls saying; I really hate it when a guy breathes... like... oh my god... it is SO RUDE when he breathes.

[genericname85]

what is he supposed to do? stop breathing? xD... how do you think about burping though?

[JackieGraves]

I love burps. I find burps hilarious.

[genericname85]

lol XD that was unexpected... i like it ! ^^ why can´t more people be like that?

[JackieGraves]

Well I took after my dad so that's where I get it from.

[PandaGr33nz]

Pff... it happens, then it is just happens! It is natural, depends what we eat, couldn't hold it in... It is quite unhealthy if hold it in, don't want to make anything unattractively... really now... just be real, ladies. ;) Polite or not, it just happens. "Oops, pardon me." That's fine, not a big deal, tbh.

[Aizou]

Pretty girls like me don't fart. ^.^

Okay, no, it doesn't offend me or anything
similar, it's natural. As long as, as you said
she isn't being weird and such, about it.

[justbe]

It's natural. After we've known each other for a while... people get comfortable with one another. I don't think it's a turn off... unless it's done during the fun time... then I'm like damn maybe you should go to the bathroom first!!

[JackieGraves]

I could still see it potentially being an accident though so I personally wouldn't be too quick to judge.

[Anonymous]

Any guy who gets offended if a girl farts in front of him is a complete moron. We are all human and we all fart. Girls have farted in front of me on a few occasions and I just think it's cute.

[Blondiee2014]

I was spooning and my ex farted on my stomach. Fact

[JackieGraves]

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. Hahahaha. I'm sorry that happened to you.

[Blondiee2014]

It's ok she found it hilarious.

[DamanMannn]

I'd make the goofiest face ever as she turns red and attempt to shit myself so that I may apply my dominance. <33.

BUT. THAT'S. JUST. ME.

xoxoxo

[JackieGraves]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Izzex3]

"Girls don't fart, we fluff"
One of my friends is a lesbian and she has a hard time accepting the fact that girls fart and poop.
... Even though she does it herself, lol.

[JackieGraves]

Lol I don't get why people think gender dictates your bodily functions. If girls didn't fart we'd have an incapability to do so.

[matheus_mb]

As long as it's not frequent and on purpose, I don't mind. Everyone farts sometimes by accident. I don't see why to make a big deal out of it.

[JackieGraves]

It happens multiple times a day so I would say it's frequent and on purpose because you have to let it out.

[matheus_mb]

I understand is happens a lot, but actually generally people don't realize it. We know how to hide a fart, it's part of the polite rules of our society. When I say frequent and on purpose I mean the loud farts that everyone realize and make the person get embarassed.

[steveguitar]

if a girl farts it just eases tension, it's like ok you are allowed to be your goofy ass self

[RandomStudent]

No, I wouldn't care, if it was on the first date it might be awkward, but it still wouldn't be a turn off.

[Keyspirits]

Oh my.. I'd ran as fast as I can to get a bowl of rice and eat it away with the JOOOCY smells! 😋
It's their lost for abandoning such a cutie 🙉

[sirspauldo]

If a cute girl farts or burps in front of me I honestly find it kinda cute lol

[thewanderingme]

I honestly never do in front of anyone, male or female. and it really annoys me when guys think it's funny to do it around me, I'd rather they leave the room or where ever for a moment.